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The Disappointed Wife

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Halwo was not satisfied with Awale's performance. Their honeymoon have just ended. This was her third marriage and Awale's second after his young wife abandoned him six months ago, immediately after they arrived in San Diago, California. Halwo is in her mid fifties and ten years younger than her new husband.

 

She decided to do something, and took Awale to see a specialist. Being in the US a little over ten years, she could speak English well but was not fluent. Doctor agreed to provide a sample of viagra, four of them, and advised Awale, through Halwo, to take one of those pills at night before engaging with his wife. If it works, he will prescribe more for him.

 

That night, Halwo, not fully understood doctor's orders, instructed Awale to take the pills at once, and waited thirty minutes as instructed, before disconnecting all her telephone lines. Soon, Awale started sweating and then went into a comma.

 

Emergency arrived on time, and Awale's condition was stabilized. With clot buster IV lines still attached to his arm, he was taken into a waiting ambulance. To paramedic's surprise, just before they reached to the nearest emergency center, Awale's tool pushed the white cover sheets all the way up. And it stayed that way for many hours.

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roobleh   

Quiz:

What makes this kind of medication to target only that part and not, for example, cause the blood rush to the HEAD?

 

 

ps. Both Buuxo and Lily know the answer. I am sure Cadaan will answer this before everyone else.

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roobleh   

C&H, I honestly heard the story few years ago. Of coarse, the names and the city are not real. But their ages and their nationalities are about right.

 

It is not strange for Somali lady to wed in her fifties if she finds the right candidate. To me, as strange as it may sound to u, this lady was brave enough to seek medical help when needed.

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C&H Posted:

A somali woman in her 50's wanting it that bad is err.. a bit unrealistic aint it?

xaasidad, duqaha maxaad raaxada ugu diidaysaa.

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Walee dad aaan ogahay baan ku guri lahaa ,,, :D

 

 

Did i tell you when we made fun of our colleagues by bringing some Viagra and putting them in a thermos of tea so that everyone in the office go wild ?? ,, :D

 

 

Don't even ask what happened ,, looooooooooool

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Buuxo   

Sheekooy ku nacay, Why would Lily & I be the first to know.What are you implying here Roobleh?

 

Waxaan aqaaneyna la noqdey,gaf weeyn baad iga gaartey .

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Cabdow   

I don't know about the Cadaan guy, but it would be interesting to know what the two lovely ladies "in the medical field" think what the answer is smile.gif

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so these ladies are viagra pushers! hmm... may they should leave the old guys alone and look for the young ones. lol

 

i havent tried viagra yet but will for the ladies answers.

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Buuxo   

Roob-man, Ma saasba.Well you assumed wrong.

I was wondering ,what we did to be in the Lotka Che & Duceysane icon_razz.gif

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