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Thought this was hilarious....enjoy.


More Intercepted Instant Messaging Between Bush and Blair


kickass43: hey

sxybritguy10: hey

kickass43: u up

sxybritguy10: cant sleep

kickass43: dont have that problem

sxybritguy10: noticed

kickass43: man I can fall sleep on a bicycle smile.gif

sxybritguy10: lol. wish that was the only accident at g8

sxybritguy10: bloody cursed summit

kickass43: u brits r tuff folks

kickass43: u take bombs well

kickass43: ur arresting the badasses

kickass43: got plenty more room at gitmo if u need it

sxybritguy43: thnx. ur da man

kickass43: aside from that mrs Lincoln wat u think of g8

sxybritguy10: better than live 8

kickass43: that ttlly suckd

kickass43: all it needed was kimmy jong il up on stage in his platform boots with elton john

sxybritguy10: lol

kickass43: singing I’m so ronery. u kno team america.

sxybritguy10: rofl. I luv that movie

kickass43: don’t know y we promised so much freakin $$$ for Africa

sxybritguy10: key word: promised

kickass43: bunch of thieves

kickass43:u remember live aid?

kickass43: all those bucks raised and ethiopia’s still in the toilet

sxybritguy10: sux

kickass43: got a better idea for do-good rockers

sxybritguy10: wot

kickass43: u know angeline jolie adopted an ethiopian orphan?

sxybritguy10: yeah

kickass43: so y doesn’t she adopt the whole freakin country?

sxybritguy10: u mean like buy it? redface.gif

kickass43: she could afford it

kickass43: hell she could afford uganda too if she marries brad pitt

sxybritguy10: srsly

kickass43: srsly

kickass43: new celebs could start small

kickass43: lindsay lohan takes chad

sxybritguy10: geldof takes ivory coast

kickass43: think of all the beachfront property

kickass43: celebs love beachfront property

kickass43:put streisand in charge and the whole continent will be one big ecopark

kickass43: xcept for HER beachfront property

sxybritguy10: maybe paris hilton could put up some decent hotels

kickass43: make a golf course out of kenya

kickass43: now thats a goal for the next g8

kickass43: not ****** ‘debt forgiveness’

kickass43: no one forgives my debts. still owe daddy big time

sxybritguy10: our salaries suck

kickass43: we’ll clean up out of office

sxybritguy10: like Clinton

kickass43: wish we were like those euros

kickass43: we’d clean up IN office

sxybritguy10: like the French

kickass43: or my friend sylvio

sxybritguy10: u guys rlly hung at g8

kickass43: he was ttlly bored. like me.

kickass43: we played 21 on our blackberries

kickass43: man those germans can talk

kickass43: like u brits can drink. u r all drunken sods

sxybritguy10: needed it

kickass43: so did I dude

kickass43: odouls doesn’t do it for a summit

kickass43: could use a stiff one now

sxybritguy10: u r in trouble man

kickass43: rove stuff sux

kickass43: can’t play the game with no quarterback

sxybrityguy10: bad rap

sxybritguy10: at least u still got condi

kickass43: she’s so hot

sxybritguy10: way hot

kickass43: remember her in germany

kickass43: the domantrix boots

sxybritguy10: smokin

kickass43: she rocks way more than colin

sxybritguy10: kinda missed colin this yr

kickass43: no way

sxybritguy10: way

kickass43: y

sxybritguy10: mostly at cocktails

sxybritguy10: those yiddish jokes. lol.

kickass43: didn’t miss him. not with all those euro suck-ups

kickass43: like hello? I’m the president here? y r u wasting time with him?

sxybritguy10: ur right. condi more laffs

kickass43: better looking 2

sxybritguy10: for sure

kickass43: not like madeleine

sxybritguy10: barf

kickass43: u remember her

sxybritguy10: man I lived her

sxybritguy10: terry gilliam in drag

sxybritguy10: like going to the prom with yr mother

kickass43: my mother?? redface.gif

sxybritguy10: no: one’s mother

sxybritguy10: tho yr mom would be pretty ruff too

kickass43: dude yr giving me flashbacks

sxybritguy10: sry!

sxybritguy10: missed bill too

kickass43: ????

sxybritguy10: clinton. give him this. he knew how 2 par-tay

sxybritguy10: no offense. I kno he’s yr ex

kickass43: he’s best buds with my dad now

sxybritguy10: u must be freakin

kickass43: ttlly. rlly weird

kickass43: theyre fishing in kennebunkport 2gether. like hes jeb.

sxybritguy10: sux

kickass43: no more joint missions for them man

sxybritguy10: gotta catch some zs now

kickass43: me 2. its way past 9

sxybritguy10: middle of nite here

kickass43: k

sxybritguy10: k

kickass43: one last thing

sxybritguy10: wot

kickass43: rove

kickass43: thinking of making him special envoy to international terrorism or something

sxybritguy10: y

kickass43: get him out of dc for a bit

sxybritguy10: how bout court of st. jim?

sxybritguy10: we cd use him

sxybritguy10: I cd use him

kickass43: ur not running again?

kickass43: thought u promised 2 step aside for that dude brown :(

sxybritguy10: key word: promised

kickass43: ur such a badass!

sxybritguy10: takes 1 2 kno 1

kickass43: if rove is smart he’ll go private

kickass43: speaking of cleaning up out of government

sxybritguy10: sigh



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Not different from what they discuss though, this is done more in a joke way, but heck, that is some stuff

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