Originally posted by Nephthys: *Husband and wife in bed together. * *She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder. * *She: "Oh, that feels good." * *His hand moves to her breast.* * She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."* *His hand moves to her leg. * *She: "Oh, honey, don't stop."* *But he stops.* *She: "Why did you stop?" * *He: "I found the remote."* loooooooooooooooooooooooool This is the funniest aan maalmahaas maqlay ,, hahaha To the rest: Whateva you say i will never compromise from that kind of bed ,,, who needs a wife horta if he has such thing ?? ,,

Ehem Ehem ,,, maxaa iga dambeeyay ?? Good to see the hijackers aka hungurim CL and Ibti are back in Business ,,,,,,,

will he be the last ??

loooooooool@Ngonge ,,,,, Wax aan la is barbar dhigi karin bay isku xoqayaan. Horn, You asked my opinion and there you have it. Maxaa kele ee jira ?

There has been a number of letters published in Somali websites against OLF and its legitimate struggle. I can understand some concerns of decent Somalis who want to unite the Somali clans under the Ethiopian colonialism. But there are many who disguise their intention with excuse after excuse, just to spread distrust among us. They know who they serve; it is the common men of Somali descend that severs at their expense. Do not jump to our mistakenly and hasty conclusion. I am **** and I fought against the rotten government of the late dictator as SNM fighter. I succeeded and was delighted to see Somalia without Siyad. I am in borderline now, to evaluate my short lived success and the black future for all Somalis in the horizon. I love Somaliland free and independent. But not at the expense of my fellowmen in the Ogden. I do not equally like my brothers to be slaughtered in Mogadishu, nor do I believe in the fictitious war between Somaliland and Putland over Sool. All serve no purpose, than to mitigate all of us into feeble cantons under the paws of the so called lion of Judah. Many of you expressed your dislike of the name Ogden. I too do not like as it connotes a clan name. However, it is a historical and geographical name the existed centuries. Rather than folding our hands to help OLF because of the name, we have to join, and then demand the change of the name. Though there are nearly the same numbers of Isaqis in Somali zone as in Somaliland, you rarely find an **** protesting Ethiopian occupation of his land. The same goes to Gadabursi, Issas, *********** and Gurgure. Because of our nature of clannish and shortsighted inter-clan rivalry, we lost our nation identity. We lost the most precious thing a nation is proud of: our common culture, language, religion and shared history. We accepted the colonial division of our nation. We call ourselves Somalilanders, Somali Ethiopian, Somali Kenyan, Djiboutian and Somaliputlander, Somali South and so on. I just returned from Hargeysa and saw Ethiopian cultural invasion. It is a silent colonialism. The Ethiopian Ambassador in Hargeysa acts like the statesman. He officially opens projects, holds meetings with government and opposition at will Let us build on what is working to liberate us from the hegemony of Ethiopians who are always aided by the west, but moreover by our disunity. Do not seek demise of ONF from outset, join and strength their force. Let all clans in the region who suffer equally demand their rights. Divided we will suffer. My fellow Somalilanders think and remember history Hawd and Reserve area were part of so called Somaliland. The area is bigger than our Somaliland, pastorally better and we cannot survive if their border is sealed up. That can happen any time as we gave into Ethiopian domination even in our Hargeisa. If we maintain our head under soil, a day will come when we will fight not to liberate Jigjiga, Gaashaamo, Shiniile, Dhagaxbuur and Ferfer, but Hargeisa and Buroa. Think about future. Do not be blinded by the low ambitious leadership that see nothing behind the range of their eyesight. Worse applies to corrupt and cruel leadership in the South and Putland. They cannot envision their personal future down few years coming. They are blinded and deafened by greed. They lost their sense of morality. To be fair the recently appointed PM Nour Adde looks of different make. I hope he can figure wood from the forest. As to OLF, they have to assess their strengths as well as their weakness. They have to realize without a united Somali front their success will be dear and far away, if not impossible. They have to engage all Somalis and accommodate all of us. I know it is not easy, for the whole Ethiopian strategy in the region is built on that disunity of Somali clans. The Tigre regime will pay every possible price and more to perpetuate these divisions. I know our culture of forgiving foreigners but not our brothers. But that irrational tendency must be eradicated. Let us start a campaign of selling our commonality. We are one nation, and can survive only if we united. Ethiopia succeeded to colonize us all, when they failed centuries without us having any sort of government. History tells us Somali clans from Baidoa to Zeila repulsed Ethiopian invasions for centuries. Then came the White man and with trick and empty treaties took over our land, then gifted large portion of it to Ethiopia from 1889 till 1954. To be specific it was no one but Britain that gave the land of our fathers as a gift to the Ethiopian Empire indoor to be enslaved till we are compelled into Christianity, as Oromo nation and others experienced. We know many clans of Somali origin that are assimilated into other nationalities and religions in Ethiopia. Let us wake up and I implore our youth and scholars to dig the internet and look for our history search for the relations between us and Ethiopia, search British Empire and its unforgiveable crime against us. As to the websites please do publish the many letters and reports that weekly appear in International websites, but is missing from Somali sites, about Ethiopian violation of human rights in Somali Zone. Equally, I can say the same about Somaliland issues and those who advocate Somali Unity. Many of them rather than calling for unity for the common advancement, they either push all Somalilanders to the extreme, or worse attack on **** clan, sweeping them out with single and same brush. They leave no space to dialogue and bring back the mistrust that divides us. I believe those Somalilanders that indulge into Somali unity, are either cheap cheats that want to live on a diseased prey, or are of low intelligence, even those who are adorned in Unity websites like the two Samaters professors. Let us be frank, did you ever hear the two professors talking about corruption, injustices, and twisted democracy in Somaliland. Did you ever hear them challenge the strongman of Somaliland President Rayaale. Did you ever hear them trying to persuade their fellow Somalilanders for unity? They just negate every step taken by the Southerners for building their state. The same goes to Jama Yare, Buuba and Ceelaabe and Maareeye. They tell nothing wrong in disunity and nothing good of the government they are or were part of. We need to be outspoken to each other, to evaluate our leaders seriously and to engage more openly without trying to fight for clan dominance in disguise of national unity. That will not work, not in the long-term, but it will never take off. After a clan rivalry of decades, we are all eyes, and no clan can cheat another. With clan objectives, we will all fail in Somali Zone, in Somalia, In Somaliland and even in relatively peaceful Djibouti We have a duty to safeguard the future of the coming generations as our forefathers did. Ahmed Abdi (Somalidoon) Somalidoon@gmail.com

looooooooooooooooooool@CL ,,,,,

You owe us an explanation ,,,,,,,

You can say a lot of bad things about how men are judgmental about women, but you can’t say that a man judges a woman by her height. You’ll never see a man thinking to himself: * "Oh, wow. She just took off her shoes and Dammit, If only she wasn’t three inches shorter than me! * What is it with women and their obsession with a man’s height? I don’t think I’ve read one "dating blog" where a woman didn’t complain about one of her date’s height. * "He was too short…" * "He definitely lied about his height in his Somalina.com profile…" * "If I wanted a midget, I would have ended up with someone from the circus…" and many more What’s the big deal with Somali women specially? Haven’t we ever heard the saying, "The best things come in small packages?" Why do we really need a taller man? It’s all in our head. If we need to get something from the top of the refrigerator — that’s why they invented a step stool and not your man’s arms and how often do we really use his height for anything other than showing him off to our friends? I’m not exactly sure why our culture considers it "better" for the man to be taller than the woman. Frankly, our culture says also alot about many other things as well. I looked it up on Google, thinking it may be related to our hunting and gathering days. I didn’t find anything. And wouldn’t it better if a hunter was shorter? Who’s going to more easily hide behind that rock. Hollywood hasn’t help things for shorter men. Even when a male star is short (and many of them are), they need to find a love interest that’s even shorter. One of my male friends from MN is a fairly short guy. He’s married now, with two beautiful children. His wife is alot taller than him, and she’s never complained, at least not that I know of. As a woman i know that Tall men have less character development than short men, because tall men have gotten by on their heights, it’s well known by us women that shorter men are funnier and story tellers than their taller opponents! But why do women still go for taller and not so charismatic men! Does height matter that much to us over happier future life? It is also known that a shorter man wins the ability to hide, the stealthily to hunt, and the smaller the frame the smaller the consumption of food, so it’s an advantage for us as woman to cook less. Last but not least, the taller they stand the harder they fall too!!! Istahiil Email: Miss_Beysaare@hotmail.com

At least something to argue ,,,,,,,

Bosaaso:- Mid ka mid ah Nabadoonada Gobolka Sanaag ayaa ka hadalay Xadhiga loo gaystay Nabadoon Cabdi Faarax Cilimi,isaga oo daboolka ka qaaday inuu xadhigaasi ahaa mid aad sharciga uga fog isla markaana looga baahan yahay inay Maamulka Puntland raali galin Deg Deg ah ka bixiyaan Nabadoon Maxamuud Xasan Maxamed ayaa oo ka mid ah Nabdoonada ugu caansan Gobolka Sanaag ayaa sheegay inay Maamulka Puntland ku gafeen xadhiga Nabadoonkaasi ee ay dhawaa Xidheen, waxa uu sheegay Nabadoonkaasi in si Sharci daro ah Gurigiisa looga kaxeeyay isaga oo aan waxba la Su"aaln la geeyay Jeelka. Nabadoon Maxmuud Xasan Maxamed oo nala soo xidhiidhay ayaa shaaca ka qaaday inay Nabadoonada Gobolka Sanaag dhawaan shir Deg Deg ah ka yeelan doonaan Tacadigaasi lagu kacay Nabadoonka,waxa uu sheegay inay Maamulka Puntland in badan ay ku soo dheereeyee Nabadoonada Gobolka Sanaag, Balse arinkaasi dhawaan wax laga qaban doono. Nabadoonka ayaa sidoo kale ka hadalay Doorka ay Maamulka Puntland ka ciyaaraan Gobolka Sanaag oo uu sheegay inay ka Gaabiyeen oo aanay waxa shaqo ah ku lahaya Talada Gobolka Sanaag isaga oo farta ku fiiqay inay Talada Gobolak Gacanta Nabadoonada Ku jirto. Waxa uu dhaleeceeyay Hadafka ay Maamulka Puntland ka leeyihiin Gobolka Sanaag oo uu sheegay inay kula wareegayaan Qori dable,iyaga oo doonaya inay Colaad ka horiyaan Gobolkaasi oo haatan ah mid Nabdoon. Hadalka Nabadoonka ayaa ku soo aadaya xili ay dhawaan Xidheen Maamulka Puntland Nabadoon Cabdi Faarax Cilmi,iyaga oo ku eedeeyay inuu maleegayay ciidamo ka dhan ah Maamulka Puntlnd oo fadhiisinkoodu yahay Magaalada sida wayn loo Ilaaliyo ee Majiyahan, Waa sida ay Hadala u dhigeen maamulka Puntland. Ilaa iyo haatan wax jawaab ah ka bixin Maamulka Puntland xadhigaasi ay ugasteen Nabadoon Cabdi Faarax Cilimi oo ay dhawaan xidheen Ciidamo la sheegay inay ka Amar qaadaan wasiirka Amniga ee ee Puntland C/laahi Siciid Samatar oo inta badan la sheegay inay saaxiib dhawyihiin Cade Muuse,isla markaana ay isku beel ka soo jeedaan. Jaamac Ayaanle Feyte LaasqorayNet/Bosaaso

Waar niyow waa runtaaye imisaanu bug iyo bac uun u soo taagnayn oo Ilaahay aanu waxba nagu yeelin ,,, .... I remember maalintaa shacabka Walaahi coz xaafadayadaa ahayd ba ,,,, markii ay gantaalka ridday dhamaan daaqadihii iyo albaabadii guriga ayaa xoog isku furay awoodii uu qaraxu lahaa ,, haddana cid badan oo wax ku noqotay lama sheegin ,,,, i was just a lil kid but i remember that day.

CL Prepared for a wedding:

Usual sleeping weekend ,,,,

Balaayo qaawan aa ?? ,,, malaa dee indhahaagay ku sawiran yihiin ,, not in that site ,, Ilmaadeerayaalow sariirtaa ha la ii doono ,,, i won't even need i wife ,, i tell ya ,,

Ahhhhhh , those hairs you wash with coca cola ,,,

what is special with your hair ??

Originally posted by cynical lady: I need hands free Umbrella

Faynuus, you are the devil one (and chubaka too) ,,, looool ,, how da hell can u compare my lovely TV-suit bed with this site ??? ,,,,,,,, wax idin karbaasha baad ku rayn lahaydeen ,,,

A total bullshit ! ! ! ! Talk about Somalia not Somaliland sxb

Obama will never be the US president ... stop dreaming ppl

loool ,, hi Chub Naah ,, i just want this ,,, it is the best i tell ya

I would pay any cost if such bed is available ,,,

Madaxweynaha dowlada FKMG soomaaliya ayaa maanta ka ambabaxay magaalada muqdisho isagoo la sheegay inuu u socdaalay dalka Ethiopia kadib markii la sheegay inuu sii xoogaystay khilaafkii u dhexeeyey isaga sarkaalka u sareeya ciidamada ethiopianka ee ku sugan wadanka soomaaliya Gen Gabra . Warar lagu kalsoonaan karo oo laga helayo xarunta madaxtooyada ee villa soomaaliya oo uu ku yaalo Hoyga madaxweyne c/laahi yuusuf ayaa sheegaya in khilaaf xoogan oo in mudo ahba ku kala dhex jiray madaxweyne yuusuf iyo sarkaalka haysta ciidamada ethiopia ee wadanka soomaaliya ku sugan Gen gabra uu sii xoogaystay islamrkaana keenay inay khilaafkii madaxa la galo xaalada cakiran ee magaalada muqdisho gaar ahaan suuqa bakaaraha . Sidoo kale madaxweyne c/laahi yuusuf ayaa la sheegay inuu gaashaanka u daruuray inay ciidamada dowlada FKMG ah ka guuraan gudaha suuqa bakaaraha islamrkaana ay dacwooyin u gudbiyeen ganacsatada ,aqoonyahanada iyo waxgaradka magaalada muqdisho raysal wasaare nuur cadde iyo weliba sarkaalka haysta ciidamada ethiopia islamrkaana ciidamadii dowlada KMG ah ee ku sugnaa gudaha suuqa bakaaraha ,daafaha gaara ahaan isagoyska Howlwadaag iyo isgoyska bakaaraha lagu amray inay ka guuraan goobtaasi islamrkaana isugu wareegaan agagaarka madaxtooyada ee villa soomaaliya . Arintan ayaa keentay inuu madaxweyne yuusuf maanta u ambabaxo magaalada adis ababa ee wadanka Ethiopia taasoo warar hoosaadyo laga helayo dadka ka ag dhowa madaxweynaha ay sheegayaan inuu dacwo ka yahay sarkaalka ugu sareeya ciidamada xukuumada ethiopia gen ,gabra . Madaxweynaha oo safarkiisi ahaa mid aan lasii shaacin ayaa si deg deg ah saaka barqinamadii uga duulay garoonka weyn ee aadan cadde ee magaalada muqdisho iyadoo amaanka si weyn loo sugayey islamrkaana la xiray wadooyinka waaweyn ee magaalada muqdiosho sida wadada Maka Almukarama ,wadada garoonka iyo meelo kale . AFnugaal Desk

Complaining from rain ??? ,,,,,,,,, It is all what i would love to see runtii

I JUST LOVE THE IDEA ,,,,