Jacaylbaro

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  1. Gabayga intaanaan dhamaystirin horta sheekada dhamaystir markaas aanu gabayga u soo noqonee ,,, hadii kele we will all go with our assumption of you being in front of a woman during the night. We know what is next sow maaha ?? coz the actor is YOU ,, nuune, anigu kaluunka beerkiisa ayaan ka helaaba beryahan ,,,
  2. looool ,, fuley waaxid. Waar niyow to tell you the truth imika lamaba kala garto dadka kuwa yimid iyo kuwii sii joogay. They have the same dress and they pretend to be each other.
  3. Why should NG defend you bal Ibti ??? ,,,, anigaa kuu noole ,, nuune, you better join me on this qado niyow ,, show beerka geeluba duhurkii buu ugu macaan yahay ,,
  4. Sayidka ,, waar niyow you need to visit the google maps regularly waad i dawakhisaye ... haye ,,, maxaa dhacay markaad mid soo hor joogsatay ?? I'm having my lunch right now ,,, Camel Liver with Chappati ,,,, Yummmyyyyy
  5. Salaam Ibti ,,,, good you're here coz johnny was just asking about you ,,
  6. Morning NG ....... i think she is already out buying that Razer.
  7. You're a girl Malike, you don't have to look at the girls but concentrate on the beach ,,,, Afro, there is no Hargeisa beach ,,, bad ma lihin anagu ,, lool nuune, now don't jump to the screen ,, we're using internet remember ?
  8. looooool@malika ,,, even if he is a teacher or whateva you don't need to pay money on something you can do for free. Just print a card written HAPPY BIRTHDAY and give it to him. Don't try to find nice words, his wife will do that for you ,, loooool Nuune, we can understand why Johnny knows only one meaning of BIIQ ,,, it is obvious , waa waxay odayga bareen ,,,
  9. No problem JB ,, i'll organize some Somali lessons with Ibti when she comes back. Ngonge will have some lectures once a week. Morning Malika ,,, don't make yourself tired. Just print a birthday card for him and that should do all.
  10. don't you mean fuley ?? ,, Fule mean the one finishes a job (wateva) that others ought to do after him. Ask nuune ,,
  11. I'm waiting for her to come any minute and respond to that ,,,,, No comment from my side ,,, hehe
  12. Feedh oo weliba laadna u raaci ,,,, It is almost 1pm here ,, gaajo.com but few minutes before the lunch time ,,, hehe I have a Beer Geel here and i'm waiting for some Sabaayad ,, that should be a good lunch then.
  13. looooooool ,,, Morning sxb. I'm from everywhere ,, from Lasanod to Borama, from Badhan to Lawya'addo and from Zeila to Ceelaayo. Now you can choose from where ,,,
  14. ,,, nothing is more embarrassment than when you are caught red-handed.
  15. Where da heck is everybody ?????? Monday Blues ??? Ku dhinta Ilaahay Idankii ,,,
  16. The sun rises in the morning with beams of love, and freedom for a beautiful World. But we, human beings make it a hard place to live in. By imposing hate, jealousy, slavery, exploitation, and greed. Our culture of corruption makes our World a frightening place to live in. Anger starts and ends with doom and gloom. Travels you through the dark tunnels of worries and woes. Plunges you into the ocean of annihilation. Then smile, why are you frowning? What is the use of crying? A moment is the chemistry of life. A moment of hate, or a moment of passion. A moment of fear, or a moment of love. A moment of disappointment, or a moment of cheering. A moment of despair, or a moment of hope. A moment you wait with good expectations can be a moment of defiance, or a moment of delight. As an octogenarian who has seen neither the light of democracy, nor has breathed the breeze of democracy since his birthday. I am zero and getting increasingly cynical about politics in general. Particularily the new version of Merehanism of Mr.Riyalle does not restore my optimisim. That is why I believe much that there are only two ways to slide easily through life, during this dark rule of Mr.Riyalle. Either to believe everything, or to doubt everything. But neither way suits my ultimate choice. Eventhough both ways saves you from serious thinking. Because thinking has become a disease. Mr.Tolly said in his book of spiritual enlightment. The mind is a superb instrument if used rightly. But if used wrongly, however, it becomes a very destructive element. Just as dogs love to eat bones, the mind loves to get it’s teeth into problems. That is why it does crossword puzzles; and builds further atomic bombs for destruction. That is why the remains or the left over of the old vampire Siyad Bare often finds the off button of the mind. Don’t get irritated or disappointed by what you hear through the dirty mouths of Mr.Riyalle’s hench men lobbists. Just ignore their belching or burp. Otherwise you catch yourself laughing as you would laugh at the antics of a child. Just go through the realism of no mind and relax. For the record, Haber Jeclo clan members must be expelled out of Hargeisa. Hargeisa must keep their kids out of the streets; and stop throwing stones. Herse Haji Hassan the X Vice Chairman of the Election Committee, is a proved terrorist. A fanatic is a person who always talks about the same subject and never changes his mind. This scenario never happened even the days of Siyad Bare. What a crying shame in the eyes of the civilized World! I need a little space to think. I don’t know who is me yet. A hole needs filling in my wisdom tooth. A functioning Government is addressing it’s citizens in that barbaric approach. I can bet with my last penny that they can’t understand the gravity and the backlash of this suicidal message they are broadcasting. Above that, showering our school children with bullets and keeping them behind bars. Treating our sweet hearts of boys and girls like herds of sheep that are held in their stockyard. Never mind, that is the perception of Mr.Riyalle as a Government of integrity and his ethics of good governing. He that is down fears no fall, and no man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is not saying. Ironically, education is the soul of Mr.Riyalle’s cabinet. They want to teach us three methods of learning wisdom. First by reflection, which is the noblest. Secondly by imitation, which is the easiest. Thirdly by experience, which is the bitterest. We always expect more mud to be flung; more dirt laundary to be aired; more smears to be heard; and more trash talk. Give a clown your finger and he will take all your hand. Peeling more flesh from our bones. The tongue weighs almost nothing but few can hold it. Give me the hammer; a fly is running on my nose. The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that, one comes from a strong will. But the other is from strong won’t. The actual full name of the Movie, “ Gone with the wind. “ Luck is a loser’s excuse for a winner’s position. Mr.Riyalle, your elevator to success is out of order. You have to use the stairs, one step at a time by tip toeing. Fraud and cunning are the weapons of the weak. Mr.Riyalle, If you are a cock, crow; if you are a hen, lay eggs. Don’t ever try to buy us with our own money. Dear reader, just ignore their belching when they are tickling your throat. Because if you get angry, you are punishing yourself for another’s sin. Because we learn ethics not for school, but for life. There are only two good men in our camp. One dead, and the other unborn. Mr.Riyalle is a cruel hunter; and the Somalilanders are his hunting game. Mr.Riyalle, you are sweeping our hearts with forks and knives. You have taken the love of our hearts and you put water in our veins. But tomorrow is another day. A selfish name is always alone. Ah! To born again as little kid with skinned knees that are easier to heal than broken hearts. Mr.Riyalle, no matter how you change your fashion; a ruffled temper will never be in style. You often changes but gets better seldom. Lying is the first step to the prison gates. So goes the leader, so goes the nation. Under majority rule, heads are counted; under your minority rule, heads are cracked. Take your time for now, and tomorrow is another day. The unemployment rate is one hundred percent; prices of local consumption commodities are skyrocketing; inflation is on the climax; poverty and disease are covering the whole nation. Yet he is fooling around as usual and giving us a false smile. Having a short arm for giving, and a long arm for getting. Show me a liar, and I will show you a thief. A lie will give blossom but no fruit. Mr.Riyalle, it is too late to be shy. Your opera has no auidance. Fame one day, zero the other. Drive your armored scary vehicles to keep low our tone of agony. But your road to love is too bumpy. Somalilanders, memory is the watchman of the brain. If you give your milk to the cat, you must drink water out of the sink. God see us as we can be, but loves us as we are. A handful l bunch of greedy freaks and loyal concubines of the old vampire with Mosquito noise are wheezing on my ears. With all dirty talk and no walk. Hip and Miss approach. Trying to shine white a dark night. Winston Churchill once said, you can see much further in the future; if you look back in the past. Mr.Riyalle, the Author of stillness,corruption, and greed. We know that every word comes from your mouth rings with fear and threat. Our contemporary Spiritual Leader and Teacher,Mr.Riyalle, masters and imports a profound message that is leading us into the eternal life of pain and depression. According to the communiqué released recently by the African Watch. Your old –death-zone detention camp at Mandhera holds detainees of underaged teens. That is a symbol of your injustices and a dim view of your Statue of Liberty at Berbera. It is surely a suicidal policy to put teen agers in Orange Jump Suits and Shackles; while at the same time flying to the free World looking for International Recognition. Asking alms for the love of God. It is sad but true. Our Commander of the Police Force,Mr.Geele Haad Qoye said, age is not a factor in the Criminal Panel Code of Mr.Riyalle. It is not the story that counts, it is how you tell it. Mr.Riyalle, your hench men always stumble over the truth , and then pick up themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened. In the Land of Skunks ( XOOR ) he who has half a nose is king. We can’t hand our tomorrow to Mr.Riyalle. God is our refuge. Mr.Riyalle is swimming in an ocean of human blood. Sheikh Adan Siera is my only authentic religepus clergyman, and a vetran SNM fighter. Not those money maniac businessmen who preaches only wealthy people; and always pleases those in power. HE is the only sheikh that delievers humanitarian services free of charge. Sheikh Adan, we appreciate your healthy Islamism. The Orange Revolution turned into ash and dust. We have earned enough grey hair to look ugly. We had enough years of each side of mother and father in that ditch of shame. Mr.Riyalle, your crooked smile is saying many things. If we are talking to someone, your Police must know what we are saying. Justices is for sale in your showrooms of human spare parts. Everybody that is going to be hired must go through your scrutiny screen. That is a proof of your busy schedule. You are a typical that Aristocrat Black Panther in the Animal Kingdom. But remember, that Somalilanders are birds that have no respect for borders; and your Police State has no a place in our bedrooms. White is either brain or beauty; black is neither. If your mind still making too much noise to determine who you are. Who cares! Keep your answer format for ever. I am apologizing to the hungary masses on behalf of you; for saying. “ I will open my mouth and you count my teeth. “ Installing every year new artificial teeth for grinding more faster. But you have to remember. The more penny you gain, the more increase in your BP( bloodpressure) . You are an opaque screen of alien concepts that have images, labels, and logo that blocks all our relationship with the outside World. If we follow your false conviction of never; We will die alone with disrespect and disgrace. We must defy and oppose all your dirty sex of fertility underground with a barren woman from Addis Ababa, or Mogadishu. Mr.Riyalle, never try to change a woman’s heart by intimidation. Stop snitching time and fooling around. You can fool nobody except yourself. Character is doing right when nobody is looking. The blood is not dry yet, and the bruises are not healed. In 1968 when the Americans decided to withdraw their troops from Vietnam. There was a secret mission to assassinate all high ranking Government Officials, business men, intellectual elites, and politicians being suspected with anti American slogans. Mr.Riyalle and his top aides, like the Mad Cow Cashier of our revenue and the pulldog, our own Prince Naif, are promoting the same agenda. They must either run our kitchen soup; otherwise, everything must fall apart. They want to dictate our destiny with their dirty hands for ever. They are there only to receive fat pay cheques and nothing else. Every fool like me can do that. This week there is no any crises. Because your schedule is already full. A dog looks up at the humans; a cat looks down on people. But a pig will look at a human in the eyes and assume that it is equal. Ants always follow fats. Mr.Riyalle, to have foot prints on the sands of time, you must have plenty of sand. It is not the pace of life that concerns us, it is the sudden stop at the end. What used to be merely an itch, is now an allergy. There is a thin line between love and hate. Malice drinks it’s own poison, and a man is of little use when his wife is a widow.The simplest toy which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent. Mr.Riyalle, a fool wanders but a wiseman travels. Enjoy your shopping trips since all the newspapers and the media are short staffed nowadays. Because all the chief editors either in good mood or merely scared. Music is the poor man’s parnaaus. The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Guess what! In the chilly nights of the winter. When the kids of my deceased hero sitting around the fire with unshaved heads and empty stomach. Asking their devastated helpless mother. “ Mother, why daddy is not around anymore and what was the cause he died for? Her reply is nothing but to break tears running across her cheeks which she does not want the kids to see. Blinking her eyes and looking up at the sky as a protest to Almighty God. What a confusing legacy life can play! Amazing indeed how money and power blinds and corrupts people. Mr.Riyalle, please take a deep breath of oxygen to refresh your mind and memorize your circumstances on the day the late president Egal nominated you as his vice president. Mr.Riyalle is saying, “ I am not a follower but I am a leader with the same mentality. Quitting smoking is easy and I have done it many times. No one wants advice except corroboration. With all the deduction from pay-cheeque, my take home pay barely survives, or covers my cosmetics. That is why I have many professional salesmen in my corridor. Everything is for sale. The natural resources, the ports, the sea fish, the national anthem, and the flag. Iam a partner in every commodity. Man! I need some quick cash fo buy the moon as well as the stars. Mr.Riyalle, the wiseman travels but a fool wanders around. Thank you for being totally ugly Yusuf Deyr. Email: yosefdyr@hotmail.com Hargeisa/Somaliland
  17. Soon after winning independence from England, the United States faced another war. Muslim pirates operating off North Africa's Barbary Coast were seizing U.S., as well as European, ships sailing in international waters, holding them for tribute payment or plunder. In 1786, John Adams and Thomas Jefferson, meeting in London with Tripoli's Muslim ambassador to Britain, inquired as to the reason for such Arab hostility. Acknowledging their attacks were unprovoked, the Tripoli ambassador explained it was their right and duty under the Koran as faithful Muslim followers to plunder and enslave the unfaithful - with those Muslims dying in the process going to paradise. To stop the attacks, the United States initially agreed to pay the Barbary pirates tribute, equal to about 20 percent of government revenues. Only later did an indignant United States launch two wars against them, ending in victory in 1815 and no further payments. European nations, acting individually and collectively, suppressed pirate activity as well, with the French conquest of Algiers in 1830 providing the last nail in the Barbary Pirates' coffin. Today, Muslim pirates again sail the seas off Africa's coast. Mostly Somalis, these pirates have already attacked more than 60 ships this year in the vicinity of the Gulf of Aden - almost 5 times more than occurred all last year. Pirates gain confidence as owners prove willing to pay ransoms for the safe return of ships and crews, much like the United States first did with the Barbary Pirates. This does little to end the piracy, however, as these criminals invest their ill-gotten gains in even more sophisticated weaponry and faster boats with which to intercept their prey. At least in the days of Barbary tribute payments, a nation won free passage for all its ships. But today's ransom payments only encourage repeated attacks, including re-seizure of ships earlier released following payment should they ever sail back into the pirates' den. The United States, England and several other nations have joined together to form the Combined Maritime Forces (CMF), situated in Bahrain, which has successfully disrupted illegal contraband transit in the region and confronted some pirates. But increasing numbers of pirate attacks show much more needs to be done. Piracy today drives up operating costs for ship owners. Major losses come not just from ransom payouts but also lost revenues, costs generated by inactive ships/crews, lost cargo and ships, etc. Some governments have taken individual steps to give notice not to mess with ships under their flag. On April 4, 2008, Somali pirates seized a commercially operated French luxury yacht, at the time sans passengers but with a 30-man crew, in the Gulf of Aden. Eight days later, the crew was released after the owner paid a ransom. But the French then tracked the 12 pirates by air, dispatching commandos who captured six and recovered part of the ransom. These six pirates now face trial in Paris. The geographical area CMF covers is extensive. Thus, the shipping industry must take action on its own to make these pirates think twice about attacking. The industry needs to invest in surveillance, detection and defensive assets and technologies. Small, hand-launched Unmanned Aerial Vehicles (UAVs) equipped with cameras could be deployed by ships transiting pirate-infested waters to provide early warning. Specially mounted radars could be positioned to cover blind spots on a ship's stern - approaches often exploited by pirate boats to gain surprise. Quickly deployable counterboarding devices can be attached to various parts of the ship to make boarding at sea much more difficult. Private, highly mobile, ship-hopping, maritime security quick-reaction teams could "ride shotgun" on ships transiting these areas, moving among various vessels. As this article is read, more than a dozen ships of various nationalities and their crews are held hostage by pirates awaiting ransom demands for millions of dollars - two just seized during the last days of September. Ransom demands are increasing too - hitting $35 million last week for the recently hijacked Ukrainian vessel. Unlike the tenets of Islam espoused by Tripoli's ambassador to Britain 222 years ago, greed is the primary motivation for today's pirates. And, while knowing their interests in winning ransoms are best served by ensuring kidnapped crew members and/or passengers return alive, that does not always happen. Unfortunately, some attackers - high on stimulants - lack the necessary discipline to preserve life. In the 1879 comic opera "Pirates of Penzance," the story begins as its hero, celebrating his 21st year and so ending his apprenticeship as a young pirate, learns from his hard-of-hearing nursemaid that long ago she had made a mistake: His father's final wish to her had not been to apprentice him as a "pirate" but as a ship's "pilot." The necessary apprenticeship suggested in the "Pirates of Penzance" is unnecessary for today's pirates who, motivated by poverty and lacking job skills other than criminal ones, easily make the transition overnight - aided by a shot of courage-inducing drugs. Like the comedic "Pirates of Penzance," the recent seizure by pirates of the Ukrainian vessel has been a bit of a comedy. Their initial demand of $35 million was quickly reduced after assessing the ship's arms cargo. Determining the weapons were secondhand and the 33 T-72 tanks would necessitate docking the ship, the pirates realized the cargo offered them little resale value. Not so funny for the pirates, however, is the fact U.S. warships now have them surrounded. As it did centuries earlier in defeating the Barbary Pirates, discouraging piracy today demands individual as well as collective efforts of those adversely affected who, indignant about paying ransom, finally become determined to do something about it.
  18. SDWO (Berbera 05/10/08) Magaalada Xeebta ku taala ee Berbera waxa ay ka mid tahay magaalooyinka aad u leh meelaha ay ka soo baxday Xadaaradaha Aduunka, Berbera waxa ku yaala xeeb aad u fiican oo ay dadka ku nool Somaliland u dabaal tagaan. Xeebta Berbera gaar ahaan meesha la yidhaahdo Batalaale waxa ku aasan aabaha Jacaylka Somalida waa Cilmi Liibaan (Cilmi Boodhari) oo ah inta la xuso ninki ugu horeeyay ee uu asiibo cudurka Jacaylku, taasi oo aakhirkiina dhaxalsiisay in uu iilka la jiifsado cishqigii iyo Jacaylkii xad dhaafka ah ee uu u qabay Hodan. inaga oo aan ku sii dheeraanayn taariikhda Cilmi Boodhari hadana waxa aan xasuustay markii aan dhawaan tegay Magaalada Berbera halkaasi oo aan tegay qabriga uu haatan ku aasan yahay Cilmi Boodhari ka dibna aan faataxada u Maray. ujeedadaydu waxa ay ahayd in aan tago oo aan dabaal u aado Xeebta aadka u fiican ee Batalaale. halkaasi oo ay inta badan dadka ku nool Somaliland ay dabaal u tagaan waqtiyadooda fasaxa. hasa yeeshee waxa aan kala kulmay Xeebta Dabaasha ee Batalaale waxa iga yaabiyay ka dib markii aan arkay tiro badnaantay dadka iyaguna u yimi Dabaasha ee ka kala yimi dhamaan Gobolada Somaliland oo dhan, iyadoo saddexdii cisho ee iida aan ku qiyaasya dad gaadhaya 15000 oo qof kuwaasi oo ku yimi dhamaan qaybaha kala duwan ee gaadiidka hadii ay ahaan lahayd Basas,laanguruusaalo,tagaasi iyo xaajiyado oo ay qaarkood ahaayeen koox koox qaar kalena ay ahaayeen qof qof. Xeebta Dabaasha ee Batalaale oo ay ka dhacayso neecaw qabow oo uu jeclaysanaayo jidhkaagu, waxa tahay goob aad u fiican oo ku fiican dalxiiska iyo nasashada. waxa aad ilaabaysaa marka aad tagto Xeebta Dabaasha ee Batalaale dhamaan wixii wer wer aduunyo ee kugu jiray oo dhan waxanad noqonaysaa qof dareemay in uu yimi deegaan kale. Xeebta Dabaasha ee Batalaale oo waagii hore ahayd meel lagu beeray dhir badan oo loogu talo galay in la hadhsado inta qof sugaayo kala degista Mowjadaha Badda haatan dhirtaasi dhamaan waa la baabiiyay waxana qaar ka mida dadku ii sheegeen in loo isticmaalay Dhuxul. sidoo kale Xeebta Batalaale waxaa ay lahaan jirtay saddex qaybood oo loo kala asteeyey ragga,dumarka iyo qaybta dadka Ajaanibka ah,hase yeeshee immika waxaa ay u muuqataa in dhamaanba waxaasi ay meesha ka baxeen oo qof kastaaba meesha uu ka haleelo uu ka glaayo badda. waxaa iyana wax la ilaabo aan ahayn dhallinyaro badan oo xeebta Batalaale ku ciyaaraya kubbadaha kala gedisan,taas oo aad is odhanayso mala goobtan aad joogtaa maaha dhul ka mid ah Somaliland. Maxamed Siciid(xarrago)