^Free macacis striptease classes on me then. I promise there will be no intentional or unitentional incidents

^Oh....for moment I thought you said, someone had to teach me how to wear macawis....I almost jumped of out the chair...me me me NGONGE is sometimes full of drama

^I will take that as nothing of substance came out of the meeting!

^It is customary for head of state to issue press realase on such visit..nothing telling about that unless there's unwarranted paronia or if the whole thing was nothing more than photo-op and just another visit to get more aid. Now whatever happened Ooodweyne abd Co, and Mr El Prisidentie is of course privileged.

Should we know his likes and dislikes as well. Aduunyo waxee maryooley isku heesato...Since we established his height, skin, hobbies, and educational background, what did he and Riyaale talked about?

Nuune-Waraa qarka ha,iga tuurin Ibti-You make it sound so dirty..me like that

Malika...You mean I had opportunity to be in another category. I don't suppose we couldn't negotiate this, can we? LoooooooL@freaky nephew..It's freak good P.S. Don't listen what Ibti says that in other thread. DD....I wanna make I'm getting a good deal for my buck since that's all she wants me for. Iman is Yummy, forget what anyone says. God *bleep* she is married once drag queen freak..I guess no chance she will divorce him I even like her Somali accent

Malika-No, it is what I decided to doafter laabta la,isoo galiyo would determine if it is incestuous. DD...Oh woman, you show little emotion. You are sessi. And you become indifferent, you are brick. How good looking is this god digger?

Nuune.... shabanaysaan means waad durdurineysaan..Ingiriis man. Both words sound camel orgy. Malika Habo...I don't know be special, I wanna be the one laabta lasoo galiyo

^Salaam Jee, it is 1o to 8 and has to be at work at 9. Time to go work. I usually get up at 7 and check emails. Habo Malike...That's why I haven't bee getting all the love haye....Wabaaaaaaaaaaaah *this is me crying*.

^Translate shabanaysaanee This word reminds of me of pissing camel

^Salaan to you too, It was 60 yesterday, and it is snowing...from spring to winter under jest 24hrs.

^Very pragmatic I say.See you I like Ibti Jee...Unless you are spitting tobacco or scratching your crouch in public, then I say you are still lady. Besides what does your looks get to do with ur behavior?

LooooooooooooL Originally posted by -II-: It doesn't make any difference to me, ugly or hot, If I put him in 'friends folder' that's it. I don't know if you are married or not, but that's something married woman or about to be married chica would say. Ibti.....LooooooooooL, yes anything near the pocket, below the neck..easy trap.Anyway, makes me wonder if your BBF find you 'beautiful'

Ibti ...LoooooooooL@in my pocket...the usual che would jump on that, but let be. I didn't say you desire yuor in any shape or form, but that you admit to yourself he is sexually attractive. It is like any other trait be good smile, attractive mind, or skillful hand. Siren I couldn't possibly tango with sloth.Maybe in other life afterall, but you do know it's not hairy back. Goo'd ladies

^ Yes to all your questions, and no I don't undress her with my eyes, and have wild dreams. I don't do daydreams. Why dream about someone when you could actually have her? Do you ever thought a male friend is/was sexually desirable, that's not to say he moves you in anyway? Siren ..Would there be any wrestling involved? Your hairy back isn't determinant here

Ibti ....It is healthy, and still I do think she's sexual attractive. Siren ....What was the rap song,'me so horny' . And by the way, How's that ONLY male trait or atleast predominantly?

^When did watching late night erotic stories qualified as reading...On my first night in America watching cable TV late night *war shuxuux ba ku jira* Siren...I know you love Celine

Siren ...Then I should have been so fortunate to have known you, alas that's not to be. Maybe in another life. Cara ..I know we like to steroetype Appachalians, but he wasn't talking about male friend. And just for the record, I do have special bond with all friends males and females alike, but shall I and my male friend find ourselves in such predicament, we will do anything to survive, of course short of certian things...you could ponder what these things are. Ibti jee, that's not what I was going for though it would appear that way. There is a moment where a guy is faced with certian questions . I went through that moment, and in the process we made very good and loyal friend whom I love and respect. I remember my exact words were, " Hablaayo, you are sexual attractive", and her answer ,"I know". We never spoke about it again. LooooooL@ Paragon

Norf ...You know, for man from who is not from Somalia ( unless you and Siilaanyo jumped the ship), you are not in any position to tell Duke and Co not bombard this site which is catered to Somalia with any 'news' about their country or okay part of their country And yes before you say it, the site doesn't belong to Somalia, and you are helping it with the high traffic, but you don't see Ethios bombarding us with every little thing that happens in Addis ( Duke doesn't count-besides his hero is not welcomed in Addis anymore), you don't even see reer Jabouti, and they are our cousins LooooooooooooL@Diaby...Leave the man alone. You spent the same energy writing about neighbors. Melez did or that, warns this or that

Taster’s Choice.. Is disdain for Céline Dion innate or learned? And what’s wrong with liking her music anyway? Hating Céline is therefore not just an aesthetic choice, but an ethical one, a way to elevate yourself above her fans—who, according to market research, tend to be disproportionately poor adult women living in flyover states and shopping at big-box stores. (As Wilson puts it, “It’s hard to imagine an audience that could confer less cool on a musician.”) So, Siren is repressed spinster or wisecrack? Entertaining that's sure

^LoooooooooooL@"remotely attractive and breathing". Was that inadvertent self-flattering or intentional self-assessment. With bakoorad in your hand (interesting way to calibrate beauty) , I presume you are attractive one then The-Siren says Allows her imagination to run wild...I never quite grasped what the man was trying to say, but that's the whole point ain't it?..Only a guy would find something to 'dream' about in direst of situations..that's not to say we are illogical

^LooooooooooooooL...figuratively speaking that's, but you do make good point. Do her male friends view the relationship in the same context as she does, or would they be even honest about it such question is raised to them? N not to whip out the cultural/gendered view of male/female friendship, but I do believe there is a "passing moment" in the making of male/female friendship where man mulls over certain questions, of course the sort questions depends on the individual-atleast this been my experience. One of my friends says her husband is her best friend, I know it's cliche , but there is such sincerity on face when she talks about their friendship..it made me wonder what friendship means to her? And not to go back to the matching genitalia, but I used to work with this guy who's from Appalachia, and he would always say, can a male/female friendship survive a night of thermal spooning trapped in cold mine on the hills of Appalachia. Of course, the likelihood of me and friend sealed in coal mine in such dire situation somewhere in Kentucky or West Virginia is highly improbable.

^Undue insinuation on his part, but you do know how whip boys I don't know what qualifies true friendship or what it entails, but I do have couple close friends who just happen to be women.

Originally posted by Legend of Zu: ^^^ LoooL...where are Ducaysane and Che, when you need them. Don't ruin my good name nigga, I have reputation, but I wonder NGONGE is talking about something that's battery operated....you dirty old man Perversion is not all Gaalo affair. You should see what happens in Muslim countries.