Asallaamu aleikum brotha's & sista'Z First of all...RamadaaanuL kariiim......distinguished forum memberZ... ! It's abouT time we luckily got another ramadan month to clean our wrong deedz....May Allah wash all our sins ..Aamiin...Aamin....Aamiin. Ramadan is the ninth month of the Muslim calendar. The Month of Ramadan is also when it is believed the Holy Quran "was sent down from heaven, a guidance unto men, a declaration of direction, and a means of Salvation" It is during this month that Muslims fast. It is called the Fast of Ramadan and lasts the entire month. Ramadan is a time when Muslims concentrate on their faith and spend less time on the concerns of their everyday lives. It is a time of worship and contemplation During the Fast of Ramadan strict restraints are placed on the daily lives of Muslims. They are not allowed to eat or drink during the daylight hours. Smoking and sexual relations are also forbidden during fasting. At the end of the day the fast is broken with prayer and a meal called the iftar. In the evening following the iftar it is customary for Muslims to go out visiting family and friends. The fast is resumed the next morning According to the Holy Quran: One may eat and drink at any time during the night "until you can plainly distinguish a white thread from a black thread by the daylight: then keep the fast until night" The good that is acquired through the fast can be destroyed by five things -the telling of a lie -slander -denouncing someone behind his back a false oath -greed or covetousness These are considered offensive at all times, but are most offensive during the Fast of Ramadan During Ramadan, it is common for Muslims to go to the Masjid (Mosque) and spend several hours praying and studying the Quran. In addition to the five daily prayers, during Ramadan Muslims recite a special prayer called the Taraweeh prayer (Night Prayer). The length of this prayer is usually 2-3 times as long as the daily prayers. Some Muslims spend the entire night in prayer On the evening of the 27th day of the month, Muslims celebrate the Laylat-al-Qadr (the Night of Power). It is believed that on this night Muhammad first received the revelation of the Holy Quran. And according to the Quran, this is when God determines the course of the world for the following year When the fast ends (the first day of the month of Shawwal) it is celebrated for three days in a holiday called Id-al-Fitr (the Feast of Fast Breaking). Gifts are exchanged. Friends and family gather to pray in congregation and for large meals. In some cities fairs are held to celebrate the end of the Fast of Ramadan. Triple.....Preparing 4 ramadan

Salaamu aleikum....@ ALLAH ha ugu naxariisto janadiisa. Aaamiin Aaamiin Triple L..@

ManNNN,....cuTE Foto'Z, There is where we belong..back to tha bushes.. Man..u made me remembeR....subciZ & dugsi quraan. SaturdayZ were tha dayz..la is duubi jirey.....haddii oo jimcihii camal aa banooni ciyaartey oo macalinka laguu soo tiftifey.@ But i was smaRt..&...fuley..i learned tha quran by hearT...sothat i dont get Duubis when there is subcis. Cool pictureZ...tha firsT gurl is probably better than thousands of xaliimoos aboard. PEace..Triple elleke..

ZZup peepz.... Finally there comes an interview with a Xaliimo....Hold ya breaths .. the Xaliimo, that is being interviewed is LADY DIGSI GUBATAY, she is not an everyday Xaliimo, this one is a gangsta Haliimo...Hope it makeZ ya Laugh.... ;D ;D ;D interview begins: Liar Liar Liar: FIRST OF ALL HOW ARE U? DIGSI GUBATAY: WAAR DEE EVERYTING JIGGY BAAN KU YIDHI, APART FROM ALL THE FAARAXS ON MY CASE, IGADABADHAREERIS, YAA BADHEH, IS IT MY BIG FUTTO, MY LONG TIMO OR MY LAYDH SKIN, OR MAY B ITS ALL THREE , MY PHONE ALWAYS WAXAAN KU IDHI RING RING, BCOS I'M ALWAYS BLING BLINGIN. Liar Liar Liar: TELL ME ABOUT THE LAST TIME U WENT RAVIN.. ? DIGSI GUBATAY: OH BALL SHID, WE WENT TO CAPITAL, IN LAASTER SKUWEER, ME AND MY BIG FUUTO KREW, MARKAASAA WALAALO MID NIGERIAN AH OO DAANYEER U EEG, AND HE SMELL LIKE KILINKILO AYAA II YIMID, MARKAASUU IGU YIDHI,"HELLO MY BIYUUTIFUL AFRIKAAN SISTER ,CAN I DANCE WITH U" MARKAASAAN KU YIDHI"EXKUYUUSME MY DHAGAX BROTHER, SORI BUT ,MY BIG **** IS ONLY FOR SKINNY FAARAXZ SO BILIIS MUUF UR JURO OUT OF MY FACE ,BCOS UR NOSE IS BLOCKIN MY WAY. HOOYADAA IYO DHUXUSHAAD U EEGTAYBA WASE, STUPIDHYOOW URAYAA. Liar Liar Liar: HOW ABOUT THE LAST MAALI RAVE U WENT TO..... ? DIGSI GUBATAY: FAKIN HELL, WUXUU AHAA DEE ,I NEED A FAARAX PART THREE, HABEEN KAA I WAS LUUKIN LIKE, HALLE BUURI(HALLE PERRY)BALAAYAA IGA DHACAYSAY, ALL THE BOYZ WAXAY IGU LAHAAYEEN "BAG THAT TING UP" WAXAA HABEENKAA MEESHA JOOGAY KUWO YARA YAR OO DHUUDHUUBAN , OO QORI LAMOODO, OO DHUXUL U EEG, IYO KUWA KALOO ,OO MAC MACAAN OO XAKWAD U EEG, LAAKINN ME THE WHOLE NITE I WAS WALAAQIS MID YAROO JOGOS AH. Liar Liar Liar: BACK IN DA DAYZ U WERE DARK,HOW COME U LIGHT NOW? DIGSI GUBATAY; WAAR U KNOW WAT THEY SAY"DOQON IYO HABEEN AYAA MODOW" AND U KNOW WAT I SAY "BADOW AYAA MADOW" TANK YUU TO DIANA FOR MAKIN ME VEERI LAYDH SKIN AND BLING BLING, ALL U HAVE TO DO IS , ISMARI KREAMKA , THEN MULUKH ALL THE MADOW IS GONE, BUT MY BIG FUTTO IS STILL DHUXUL. Liar Liar Liar: DO U LIKE SEX? DIGSI GUBATAY: I LIKE HAVIN SIGS WITH STONG MANZ, I LIKE MANZ THAT I QAAD QAADIS ,OO GIDAARKA ILA DHACA, MARKAA IGAGA CABAADIYA, LIKE ALA HOOG OO BA AY. Liar Liar Liar: HOW DO U KEEP UR SELF IN SHAPE..? DIGSI GUBATAY; WAAR DEE WAXAAN CUNAA HEALTHY FOOD LIKE ,ISMARIS U KNOW ROODHI WITH BADHAAR AND JAAM, AND BEANZ IYO ROODHI. Liar Liar Liar: I HAERD THAT U R A BIT OF A MC, SO U MIND DROPPIN A LIL FREE STYLE FOR US. DIGSI GUBATAY: KHATAR AYAAN AHAY, O.K I'M GONNA DO A LIL DISSIN FREE STYLE FOR XALIIMO THAT I HATE, DHAGAYSTA EYO CHECK DIS ,MC DIGSU GUBATAY HERE, I'M A LYRICAL XALIIMO, AIN'T NO GAL GOT BETTA TIMO OR FUTTO ,CHECK IT. U AIN'T HAEVY , U JUST A MINOR XALIIMO. WITH A FUNNY FUTTO. U GOT LEGS LIKE BAASTO. AND UR FACE LOOKS LIKE A BARADHO. BARE FAARXZ CALL U URAYSO. CUZ U SMELL LIKE DHUUSO U THE LOCAL DHILO. MAN DEM CALL U FIDHIQO. U THINK UR NAME IS QALANJO. BUT WAT U DON'T KNOW IS IS U R SHARMUTO LISTEN YOUNG XALIIMO STOP CHATTIN BARIIS. U HAVE NO CLASS. U MAKE ME WANNA SLAP U WITH MY DACAS. CUZ U IS DUMB AZZ. U STUPIDH NACCAS. U SO FAT U R LIKE BUDHUQ BUDHUQ. UR MOUTH IS SO BALAQ BLAQ. FROM DOIN SO MUCH JAQ JAQ. WEN MAN DEN SEE U THY'LL B LIKE DHOTOQ DHOTOQ UR S!!L IS ALWAYS OPEN FO MAN DEM TO DALAQ DALAQ DATS Y THEY CALL U SILL BALAQ BALAQ. MY MAN LOOKS LIKE A SUPA STAR. URS LOOK LIKA DOOFAAR. PLUS HE IS GOT A BIDAAR. AND SMELLS LIKE XAAR. SO DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO CHOP U UP LIKE SUQ SUQAAR. QUIT ACTIN LIKE KUFAAR. U FUKKIN XIMAAR. OI NAYAA DON'T MAKE ME VEX BLUD. CUZ I'LL B LIKE BALL SHID. U FUKIN FUTTO BALAADH. MY RHYMES MAKE SONKOR TASTE QADHAADH. AND U SOUND LIKE A ADHI BADHAAH. ME AND AND MY BIG FUTTO KREW R GONNA COME UR MANOR IN LIMO WITH OUR DIRICS ON. AND OUR GOOGARADS ON. WE GONNA PUT OUR HENNA ON. CUZ WE GOT IT GOIN ON. EVERY MAN B LIKE COME ON. LET A FAARAX HOP ON. U CAN'T DENY IT IM A FUKIN XALIIMO, U DON'T WANNA FUK WITH ME, CUZ I GOT MY HAGBAD MONEY WITH ME. HOW ABOUT THAT FOR FREE STYLE WAARYAAHE, AND DHAGAYSTA IF AMY OF U XALIIMOZ DIDN'T LIKE WAT I SAID ABOUT THAT THAT XALIIMO,THEN HOOYADDAA WAS, FUKIN BASTARIIN YAHAY, WE NO CIYAARIS WE, WE BRIGIN BASBAAS FUTADA IDIN KAGA SHUBNO. WHAT DO U KNOW ABOUT XALLIMOZ LIKE I , WE GAANGISTERIS. ANYWAY I'M GONNA GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO ALL MA FIG FUTTO CREW CAASHA BADI WAYN AMINA DHUXULAY FAADUMO ILKA DHEER KHADRA LIX DHAKO LAYLA LUG YAR SAMIIRA SAN WAYN FAADUMA FIDHIQO FARDOWZA FOOLXUN I'M DONE Liar Liar Liar: DAMN SIS, U KILED IT, I HAVE TO HAND IT TO U R HEAAAAAAAAAAVY. N E WAY THNX FOR THAT AND SEE U AROUND interview is done Thanx To Da Gangsta Xaliimo!!!! Triple.........L @back from an AWOL..

I think...falling in Luv aint sth u can control, and neither is it an addiction to fall in luv over & over again. Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. You never lose from loving, you lose from holding back. Those who fall in LUV, only to find out that they get rejected over & over again.. well, Love has got to be the best and worst feelings put together . they are bit unlucky..and could have stricken GOLD if not turned down. Best of luck to all LUVERZ... included me Triple Liar....@

He's teaching her arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once then kissed her twice and said, "Now that's addition." And as he added smack by smack, in silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, "Now that's subtraction." Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation, and both together smiled and said, "That's multiplication." Then dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision. He kicked that kid three blocks away and said, "That's long division!" WUN LUV , triple L...

Hi...unreal heart..! I feel u gurl. and honestly i believe this is life offering u a second love story. Millions of people could relate....i can..to ur story. But, still..... i believe that is tha hardest thing in life to forget a beloved one.... and YET...u didn't cross over tha bridge of ur past. Tha truth is , ur past ghost luv is still hunting u and therefore unable to commit. The smartest thing to do is to move if possible to another foreign country (we somalis are nomads, no one would notice),away ...away from ur past... to start a new life. Life abounds in beginnings & ends, Every end promising a new beginning, Yet momories remain........... Ever fresh............................. Bitter sweet treats for the tender soul, Tide of time sweeps us wide apart, Away.........away................away Yet the memory of the times long gone by Haunting u .... for ever..........!!!! What is 'now'........ ..will bcome a 'then' What is 'us'.........a 'they' What is 'am'........a 'was' Changing the tense of our life........ Into a tensed one.......from the pleasant peaceful one It is bitterest of the treats of life, Leaving us helpless & in pain. Slowly Allah dawns on us....... The great realisation........ Life has to move on Carrying with it everyone & everything around And that change is the only constant variable of all Life moves on..........treading marks of memories And as it goes by, sticking it into the album of life And so YOU dear.....helpless & in pain...... Yet optimistic & curious.......MUST Move on.........taking all that YOU can carry MEMORIES.........LONG CHERISHED ONES!!!! LIFE has ANOTHER LOVE STORY IN STORE FOR YOU. ONE LUV ... Triple L.... a newbie @ nomad's cafe