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  1. Posted

    Mwenzenu nilitamani, gari kulisafiria

    Laonyesha la thamani, kwa nje na ndani pia

    Kiumbo li wastani, mfano wa gari KIA

    Gari hili gari gani, najuta kulipandia

     

    Gari hili lavutia, kwa hilo nakubalia

    Rangi yake kahawia, machoni imetulia

    Wengi wanaliwazia, na sifa kulisifia

    Gari hili gari gani, najuta kulipandia

     

    Kilitazama kwa mbele, pembeni limetanuka

    Utapatwa na vipele, mwilini kusisimka

    Natetemekwa vidole, nikipanda sita shuka

    Gari hili gari gani, najuta kulipandia

     

    Kwa nyuma linapendeza, napenda wake mbinuko

    Na mwendo likiongeza, lapepea kama puto

    Ni kweli sijalikweza, gari hili moto moto

    Gari hili gari gani, najuta kulipandia

     

    Muda nilipo patia, gari hili nilipanda

    Tena nikashikilia, katikati nikatanda

    Kelele nilisikia, ila gari halikwenda

    Gari hili gari gani, najuta kulipandia

     

    Gari lilikakamaa, lilishindwa nifikisha

    Pale nilipo tazama, mafuta linavujisha

    Si kama nalisakama, mashineni kulitisha

    Gari hili gari gani, najuta kulipandia

     

    Nimebaki na majuto, gari limekinaisha

    Sina tena ule moto, wa gari kulipaisha

    Mwili bado umzito, bora nisinge liwasha

    Gari hili gari gani, najuta kulipandia

     

    Bora kupanda bajaji, popote wajipitia

    Hazina mwingi mtaji, injini ni ndogo pia

    Beteri ukisha chaji, wajitambia na njia

    Gari hili gari gani, najuta kulipandia

     

    KLORO na SPRINI, mwaonaje hii hoja

    SHOSI naye WAKIJIJI, mchango wenu nangoja

    MAGULU uko kundini, LIZZY pia tupamoja

    Gari hili gari gani, najuta kulipandia

     

    Na wote nisowataja, msiache kuchangia

    Nipeni nyingi faraja, hoja sitapuuzia

    Safari niloipanga, katu haikutimia

    Gari hili gari gani, najuta kulipandia

     

    :D :D

  2. Posted

    raula;901302 wrote:
    ^^^lol.

     

    Here is a funny text/SMS.."Kuna jamaa alikuwa amekula miraa mpaka akawa fullhandas akicheki nje aona mvua yanyesha akasema doh mke wangu atakuwa na wasi wasi kama sikuenda hapo hapo akachukuwa mwavuli akaenda kwa mke wake akamwambia mke wangu mvua yanyesha sana siezi kuja nyumbani nitakuja kesho"

    Hahahaha, Asante Raula nimecheka wallai

     

    shiko hio

     

     

    Kujifanya kujua english ni noma! Jamaa mmoja toka town alikwenda kumtembelea mama yake vilage ile alipofika tu mama kumwona mwanaye akamkimbila kumkumbatia mtoto akasema mama KISS ME mama akajibu wewe hicho kisimi unachokitaka changu au cha mkeo? Jieshimu :D

  6. Posted

    I think i've read this story more than five times, I was thinking what, if this happened to someone you know, or maybe you, how could these two friends share the same house when is married to someone he used to sleep with, is there really some people who are as honest as abib and sahal, I think I've learnt the price of friendship from this story

  12. Posted

    Coofle;903158 wrote:
    Textbook Hypocrisy is what I see in many comments and replies...Hypocrisy , heaps and loads of hypocrisy.

    bleating like sheep doesn't make you a sheep, nor does insincere condemnation makes you a shaikh. I am sure after they enjoyed the story, even nodding their heads in agreement with the moral of the story, they conjured the old and well known reply...
    Waxan muxuu ahaa.
    ..Just like a young nubile that was told a naughty joke, she will put the palm of her hand on her blushing face, but deep down she actually enjoyed the joke and wishes you bring and spit more dirty jokes... Just like her, the mentality of those 'commenters' is still nubile and immature and time alone will help them metamorphose to more mature nomads and help them accept what they are, I hope.....its healthy to be sincere with your inner self.

     

    "Afkiyo uurkoo kala badalan aarsan maysaane"
    ~Afqalooc

     

    Nice one Abtigiis....Always reading your short stories is a breeze,,,,

    Lol thanks I had the best laugh ever :D

     

    Abtigiis sxb dad badan baa sheekooyinkaaga iibsanaayo haddaad ka dhigto buug aan anigaba ka kow ahaade, do it sxb :)

  15. Posted

    Haatu;902844 wrote:
    This reminds me of a funny experience I had. All my life in the West, I was lead to believe that I was born on mid-september 94, and why not afterall that's what it said on the passport. However, when I back home in Garissa in 2011 I was curious and just wanted peace of mind so I asked my ayeeyo to give me my birth certificate; and Lo and behold! it turns out I've been living as a certified fake age all these years. My real b-day turned out to be June 30th 94.It turns out that when my old man was completing the papers and procuring the fake Mogadishu birth certificates, being a typical old fashioned Faarax he literally only knew the years and rough season most of us were born in, so he simply guessed the month and day
    :D
    And to think I used to torment my Afghan FA friends on 1st of January.

    Lame Joke :P:D

  19. Posted

    Abtigiis;902731 wrote:
    Part 2

     

     

    “It is our emotions and urges that we call Satan. Envy is Satan; lust is Satan; greed is Satan; hate is Satan; bad manners are Satan; temptations are Satan”, he was saying.

     

    What a fool! What a puny doubter!

     

    She sometimes feels the Satan urging her to reminisce the night Sheikh Bashir imitated dogs. And she shivers. Satan even makes her long for that filth.

     

    She closed her eyes and recited
    “Qul Acudu bi rabil falaq”.
    She saw Satan running away and ducking for cover.

    My God this is a very great read, thanks abtigiis :D :D