Does the Evil Eye Exist?

[Does the Evil Eye Exist?]

I dunno what you mean by Evil Eye, but if you are talking about Sixir And as I think it is Magic in English, A bengali man's property was stollen by a Sudan magician two days before in Jeddah Saudi Arabia

[Ngonge So gal saaxiib]

Waryaada wax aanan jirin baa leydinka dhaadhiciyay, Aniga I dunno Ab't Masri's or Other Arabs, but saudi's respect you so much.

 

By the way I am the boss of all saudi's

[Are you a Somali with PhD?]

If haatu is 20 years old, me and Apophis are 15 years younger than him, which means we are only 5 years old

[Buuq iyo Sawaxan]

Sayidka waxaas dhan wuxuu ola dan leeyahay Shirka alpha ee meeluu kasocdo iyo meeluu usocdo la aqoon

[Buuq iyo Sawaxan]

What does number 6 mean

[wadaadkan bal ila eega dadki siduu khowf ugu wada riday]

[Why Men Should not write Advice Columns]

Hahahahaha This made me laugh

[Somalis will have Western names in a generation or two]

I think YOU don't know the word bidca

[Somalis will have Western names in a generation or two]

Aabehey baa bidca ah waa maxay dee

[Cold-feet!]

NGONGE;917993 wrote:

Coofle started it, Wyre has been dying to do it and Alpha would love to keep a maid for more than one week so that he can finally propose. What's worse,

Car wakaa anba juuq haleyga maqlo

 

NGONGE;917993 wrote:

Shaarubaan yeeshay, aabe ii guuri

Shaydaankan iska naaray, aabe ii guuri

Shamac ha la ii shido, aabe ii guuri

Shuruudaan buuxshe, aabe ii guuri

Sharaf aan isture, aabe ii guuri

Waan shidmay, aabe ii guuri

Sheeka kurudhay, aabe ii guuri

Waa shay aanaan fahmin, aabe ii guuri

Waxbaa i juqjuqaya, aabe ii guuri

 

Shabaabkayga yaanu lumin, aabe ii guuri

Shinbiraha i dhiba, aabe ii guuri

Shalmadahaan ursada, aabe ii guuri

Shaqalkaan dheereyaa, aabe ii guuri

Shar yaanan arkin, aabe ii guuri

Shaxshax aan noqday, aabe ii guuri

Caluusha i socotay, aabe ii guuri

Caashiq baan ahay, aabe ii guuri

Caashuur aan bixiye, aabe ii guuri

 

Juq baan ahay, aabe ii guuri

aabe ii guuri, aabe ii guuri

Gabaygaaga inkastoon wax buuran ka fahmin haddana waa cajiib, wuxuuna isoo xasuusiye heesti aheyd

 

Gacal iyo xigaaladayoo gabar haley doono

Geela bixiya yarada dhiiba gabar hala ii doono,

Gambaley markaan arkaan gubanayaa gariirayaa

Gees iyo ka gees wadnuhu i go'hayaa

Thanks xasuus baad i gelisaye

[Somalis will have Western names in a generation or two]

I know a xamaali in buula mareer, who never left around buulo mareer called John

[Somalis will have Western names in a generation or two]

oba hiloowlow;917359 wrote:

My father did bidca ninyahow ma aniga magacey isku bixiyay Im a follower of the xeer saaxiib.

My father did bidca kulahaa

 

kan waa kuwi lahaa odayga iyo habarta is qaba ee labaatan jirro iska dhalay diin iskuma qabtiin, aabe iyo hooyo diin iskuma qabtaane haddaan isku kiin meherinaayaa oo kale, ilaahey abuurtiisa badanaa

[Valentines day in Mogadishu]

somali's celebrating valentines, wallee somali dhinac kastoo loo jiido wey u jiidmee, they used to celebrate chrismas back in kenya

[Angry indian teacher]

you are arguing of 2 minutes you laughed very hard, while you have already wasted a half of your age on SOL

[Angry indian teacher]

[Cold-feet!]

cooflow sxb aqal dunsan aqal kale kama naxaa la yiri (anigaba igu dare ) warkooda inta ka baxdo adeer xaroow

[Shirweynihii 1aad ee SOL]

Apophis;917617 wrote:

You're confusing "shirweyne" with MPD or Multiple Personality Disorder. You're "shirweyning" with yourself.

Lol @ you are shirweyning your self

[Help Please Soo Gala]

Iska hur jannada eebahey waligaada and

 

Habrashada xanuunkaleh dhalmadu Hooyo Sow maaaha?

 

Oba erayadaas ii macnee widaayow

[Troll, Shaah, Cakes and Sheeko]

 

can we find some1 like him here in SOL

[Somali women then and somali women today]

aniga dadkiinan ayaa igala yaab badan oba hilowlow, oo hadalkiisa sida qof caadi ah

[Women Allowed to drive in saudi arabia]

few years back women were not allowed to work on hyper markets, then they allowed for those older than 30 and she can serve only female, then an 18 year old girl is serving both male and female, this will be next, after few months you'll underage girls driving till the morning

[Rapid white light]

oba hiloowlow;916682 wrote:

LOOOOOOL you filthy arab

Waryaa It's not the way you think

[Rapid white light]

^^I'm sorry I don't and by the way, thanks I don't want it for me

 

Apo, Widaayow malagu aamini karaa horta, nuune aa la weydiihaa your group in la aamini karo

[why didn't you study]

TEACHER: Why didn't you study?

 

STUDENT: A year has 365 days for you to study.

After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313

days left. There are 50 days in the summer that

is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days

left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that

counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141

days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day,

15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days.

We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are

used in this way in the year, and we are left with

96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a

day speaking to friends and family, that takes

away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days.

Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your

year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking

off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are

only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a

minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the

year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2

days...You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is

your birthday. That's why I did not study.

 

Teacher: Class dismissed.

:D

[Somali women then and somali women today]

Malika;916594 wrote:

^For a newbie to know Muridi is strange...hmm, so who's script are you then?

Lol, I was wondering the same