Mr.Faarax

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  1. Posted

    Originally posted by MC Xamar:

    quote:Originally posted by Dhubad:

    He is one of the new police recruits showing his breakdancing skills!
    :D:D

     

    police_somalia_2006_3.jpg

    Right on!! Now they need a choreographer and they can fight the warlords Michael Jackson style!!!

     

    Just need "Beat It" playing in the background and that'll make for one hell of a showdown...
    Ya'all dont understand' before you hit them with the cuffs' you gotta show them the style'

     

    Police force wit a style

     

    Show them tha motto!!! :cool:

    Oh yea....u got served.

  2. Posted

    I agree with REd sea....

     

    We got a hero..and that is the prophet p.b.u.m.

     

    There is none like him' he was complete in every way and that is elevation from Allah.

     

    Anyone would get all the respect...if they follow him the proper way.

     

    case closed.

  4. Posted

    we know the act is big no no before marriage. People still do it while they know it is wrong n that’s there business, if u want to discuss how islam views sex more then welcome, but “holy" folks let those of us who live in the real world and still keep our Islam discuss it how we want it, everyone’s deeds is between him and Allah, save it. Merci in advance.

    I usually dont do this but Lets keep it real. Let me ask you few questions to get the conversation started.

     

    If people do it' does that make it a norm for muslims ? to the point that they openly discuss it with the opposite sex?

     

    let those of us who live in the real world and still keep our Islam discuss it how we want it

     

    What's that suppose to mean' Unless you are married. in that case..discuss it with your husband or wife. If not then just cuz people are sinning (while aware)..lets discuss the sins openly? I thought as muslims we are suppose to order good and forbid evil. and sex before marriage is evil..am i right? Also if you want real information, there is always a doctor or sheikh who is expert in the questions that you have....if that is what u looking for :rolleyes:

     

    Ok' It looks like you are not interested in getting information about sex' but just you want to know how others do it! :D

     

    'First nite together, if the girl doesn’t feel comfortable in having sex how do u feel as a man'

     

    Objection your honor!..... icon_razz.gif that is too personal.

  5. Posted

    Waa wareeey

     

    Bob filin hindi ah uu caadi noogu daaray kawaran.hehehe I think i know that filin'

    waryaa aaway kii cajiinlihii' maan laakiin waa kuu qaleenaa ma rabo hada inaan noqdo ilfuur..hehehe

  7. Posted

    How was my day you ask me? what a nerve!

    I almost hit this cat before i jumped and hit a curve! wait' wait now i got tha

    coffee spilled all over my lap

    oh mother of sweet trousers! now i gotta pay the tow and the cab, i am about to freak out somebody get me the number to the nearest rehab. Ok no big deal

    money comes and goes, just like these clothes maan i need to take a bath' Ok gotta go

  10. Posted

    If u see a dude wit his pants hangin low' He probably dont know where that originated from. Prisoners wear their pants large, cuz it is one size for all, so u got the skinny ones saggin' and most of the time they become the feminine ones up in there. Word to my skinny somali brothers....better not go to prison wit that' cuz u be somebody's wive-and dats fo real!

     

    ' nin kuu digay kuma dillin'

     

    u can call me 'dige' this time :D

  14. Posted

    UmMM I see the $$$$ already' reforming huh

    Now i can finaly pay off my debts and college tuition.

     

     

    what do i do?

     

    1. Tell the so called " Truth" that the nonmuslims like to hear. Always dramatized, one sided. negative with out any positive.

     

    2. Or maybe just publicly display i am not happy with islam and i am not muslim' while everything i say includes ' We muslims need to do that.

     

    3. I got a great idea' Let me review whatever the other reformers have said and make it a new topic with a new face.

     

    It is actually pathetic that some people would sell their faith and purpose of life for few measly bucks!

     

    May allah guide us all. amen

  15. Posted

    Exhibiting your body is in no way liberating. However freedom to choose, speak,
    better equality
    , education, which are mostly likely to be obtained in the West, makes the West that much more appealing than Muslim countries.

    What do u mean by better equality???

  16. Posted

    ^ lol@north ina feebaro kulahaa

     

    I see alot of mixed beans coming up in the future' I wonder what the odayo would do at their "fadhu ku dirir" circles, what will they say- when all of a sudden New Qabiils start appearing like

     

    Reer Feebarani

    Ilmo williamson

    Bah Tyrone

    Habar Yogi phum tao :eek:

     

    Talo markaas bay tagi walee! hehehe :D

  17. Posted

    I wonder what somalis consider culture' that is the most confusing thing. Also anytime you hear culture' u got bunch of people beating drums and dancing infront of white people. We need to get our head right' the true culture i beleive we have is our deen' Other than that...if you wanna do your own thing' then say so.

     

    I want to apologize to the poster' cuz i dont know what their intention are, but as i came across many times somali people said they were sharing their culture' it seemed so un-authentic

    and two things clashed' the religion and the whole dancing and women semi nude. So somalis usually go with the dancing and semi nude women since it relates more to the outsiders. Leaving the religion part under the cover.

     

    Anyways that is just my previous observations of Somali culture shows. Other than that good luck with your program. Keep it real

  18. Posted

    Hijabified' no doubt. I wont lie but sisters look good in it. I know some girls when they rock the hijab and when they take it off , they look totally different. Like something is missing' But when she rock that hijab' dudes be like " ala hooooyooy!" hehehe :D

  22. Posted

    Ok the real solution'

     

    Tell her she can go out' but first she gotta do a looong list of chores' and teach some kids the right way to live. AFter the chores she will be tired, and after teaching the people the right way to live' she would be ashamed to do the same thing.

     

    You know what' never mind, send her back to somalia.. :D

  25. Posted

    Listen dude' u didnt show up :mad: and u call urself' what???? this is ur last dis' an i wont even reply to ur nac nac no more....

     

    You want votes for you, in this Mc competition,

    this "NO show Policy' is so incompetent you better become a politician'

     

    GEts ready

     

     

    Check itI don't need a cause to spark at this fool

    He's in a class of his own' cuz he's the only retard at his school

    He was scared to show up in the chat cuz he know I damage h**s

    This dude sucks in more THREADS than CAMEL toes

    Frontin' like you popular, Listen to this liar shout!

    It is clear' People avoid your drops' like you were handin' flyers out

    tryin' to be hard, but i got the facts now,

    replace ur name at the chat, so u can blend in the crowd now ( :eek: yow he had a different name )hehehe

    when I approach'He screamin Drive by! like he saw a black tinted car

    Plus I heard he is inlove with the dude in his avatar.. :D

    This time I’ll make u “diss-a-peerâ€â€¦. like school bullies and class clowns

    take a slap, pack your bags, man just run like forest

    ya shook and your gay as gay can be

    Mr soap's train of thought speeding away from me

    i'll erase this geek, or maybe, Pucca will make us wait a week

    whether or not u play off my verse...all your shit's played to me

    i'm endin ya death... lithnin up some candals

    The crowd is finding out that u suck like the lewinsky scandal' :D

     

    Break your teeth, we both know you're a flow geek

    Won't even step to my frees; he's already got cold feet ;)

     

    Waryaa...iska raaxeyso