Lol,,people were more open minded,

^^^ ...good one. Request for Salary increase! ----------------------------------------------- One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!! Dear Bo$$ In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company. I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon. Your$ $incerely, Norman $oh --------------------------------------------- The next day, the employee received this letter of reply: Dear NOrman, I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet. NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad. I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean. Yours truly, Manager

or it could be somali scam!

That quick, :confused:

:rolleyes: ..lol

Mandra, it is very nice of you that want the best for your cousin, have u to tried other solutions??,like beating him up, and tell him NOt to touch again, knowing if he touches, what will happen to him.! But as advice from me, one time, this Guy was abuse to his wife, a relative, and one day she came to our place,crying, with bruises every where! I can NOT narrate what happen to that guy, but he ended up in hospital,at the end we have to pay for his medical expenses, as the wife claimed that we started the fight, and aslo beat her up :mad: :mad: ...so my advice is.."Walaashaa iskuma hubtida,Seedigaa ha isi seeginina. Some women out there want their husband to be abusive..it is a sickness!

they are fighting over who should lead the mosque, the imam, There was one respectable sheikh who used to lead the mosque, but some pple get rid off him, the rest waxaa inoo faah faahin doona MMA. a week ago , I met one guy in Abu dhabi,from TOronto, and he was discussing this issue @ somali maqaaxi.

Ibti, one can NOT be more obvious than that in public forum! but you are good at decoding! lol

lol @ Bloomdeyr, arinka danbe u badi!..lol

^^ people came to Mosque to fight each other,fighting over who should lead the mosque, subhanalah. what a sad story!typical somali story!

Lessons continue..... Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir. A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes. Why dogs don't marry? Because they are already leading a dog's life! Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other Ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life! Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman? Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence! Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get (love), what u get, u don't enjoy (marriage), what u enjoy is not permanent (girlfriend), what is permanent Is boring (wife) What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & a system to make sure that those 3 women never meet each other! Lady 2 her maid: Oh Randy, I have reason to suspect that my husband is Having an affair with his secretary. Randy : I don't believe it! U r just saying that 2 make me jealous

waw, nice wedding,Masha Allah!

Originally posted by cynical lady: "I heard some somali gurls in London are disgraceful to the somali community." ? ^^what are u talking about? :confused:

^^read between the lines,lol else,will be dissappointed! :cool:

Originally posted by Jacaylbaro: TAKFIIR WAL HIJRA ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Acuudu Billaahi Acuudu bIlaahi Mina shaydaani Rajiim, :eek: :eek: I heard we have them in somalia,but never met them! :confused:

^^Dubai, lol, We will be waitingg,,,kkkk Ibti..welcome back

^^^ why not, Buuba for president!

AU, dhareerka iska du', oo nin iska dhig,waa kusidee,Cabaad,habaar ,baroor meel ku geyn mayso!! Weligeed baa la kala adkaan jiray, hadii la jibbiyey ICU, nac nac da uma kala fariiso, cidna ma dili kartide. hadii kale dee dirac melahaa ka iibso oo Xawaleyda ku biir! :mad:

Jacelybaro & Fartun ... Mabruuk!

I was also watching the show LIVE, for what i understood the guy was bit angry with Al Jazeera reporter from the beginning, he thought they were impartial, and were with ICU. And when this incident happen, it was the last few minutes of the show, he was boiling,assuming they cut on him. Anyway, he behaved not a profitional way. Xoogsade, I got your points.

Masha allah, although they look OLD but still good.

good news, time to talk! Will the Ethiopian govenment be there? :rolleyes:

Xoogsade, I dont know much abt the figures in the TFG, but it is true large chunk of the TFG members are incompetent, NOT qualilifed for their posts and are their for greed. But it was chosen by their clans to represent. Instead of going in cirlces, do you have an answers to the current situations for Somalia, In my opinion, ICU lost their chance and are no more for now, You for along battle against the TFG, which will last for how long?? Somalis needs a peace and a government, even if it is led by incopentents.

waw, what a bunch stupidz, this should be banned!

Xoogsade, this has only the Somali temper and impatient,He is a Senior ambassador, give a respect,and if you see yourself more educated, replace him, and let him retire, instead of making fun of him.