HONEY-D

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  1. ja rule lip gloss with lip liner or mascara with eye liner
  2. "There has been no complaint against them and they are living as husband and wife after a temple ceremony. Their own family has accepted them so we have no plans to act as of now," Dilip Das, a local government official, told Reuters. lol the somali saying cimrigaago oo raago geel dhalaayuu ku tusaa is what comes to mind aqas calyk whats NEXT?if this story turns out to be real one than i guess nothing will ever suprise me anymore:confused:
  3. a little dirty history: a woman from the groom's side would be sent to check if girl is fgm or not. Is that a fact. :confused: Some people actually believe gals who are not mutilated cant somewhat control themselves what a load of crap. :rolleyes:
  4. I feel sorry for those that bleach their skin. I once met a woman who was ligh skinned or atleast thats what i thought till i saw some other parts of her body, for minute there i thought something was wrong with my eyes you should've seen how her face was different than the rest of her body. do they not think people will notice the change it must be illegal to be that St*P*d. :rolleyes:
  5. west coast Europe or North america
  6. may allah grand him and others janah. This clearly shows the spindlessness of the jews. If they think they're gonna get away with it they've got another think coming.
  7. I've realized that I really do avoid men who are interested in me! It's like the word NO is much easier than "Yes, I'll go out with you"! the question you need to ask yourself is do you see yourself spending time with them if not than dont bother the likelihood is they dont match your criteria. Most of my friends are guys, and you can't emagined how many times I face the same scenario of losing one of my buddies because he's interested! Your not alone on this no matter how long you have known them or how close you are once they reveal their feelings towards you things will never be the same you can either try your luck and see what happens or you can lie to them and say you're seeing some1 to save your friendship. I'am not bla blaying or anything, but I think I need professional help! For crying out loud women in my age(21) are cool with having someone in their life or knowing what they want in a partner! Not every woman knows what she wants in a man dont put yourself down thinking you're the odd one out. does the word peer pressure ring a bell thought so dont panic you're still young and fresh you've got plenty of time ahead of you use it wisely.
  8. Darling I knew my dodgy purposal wouldnt work on you but i tried didnt I.
  9. Darling I knew my dodgy purposal wouldnt work on you but i tried didnt I.
  10. Barwaaqo i've got an idea xoogaaga sadaqeyso that way you'll get a dozen ajar remember charity starts at home so i shall be sending you some of the bloody projects/assigments i'm suppose 2b handling soon, what do you think of my purposal? remember ducada isdaba joog bay u soo dhecaysaa.
  11. Barwaaqo i've got an idea xoogaaga sadaqeyso that way you'll get a dozen ajar remember charity starts at home so i shall be sending you some of the bloody projects/assigments i'm suppose 2b handling soon, what do you think of my purposal? remember ducada isdaba joog bay u soo dhecaysaa.
  12. inaa lilaahi wa inaa ilayhi raajicuun may allah grand your cousin janatul fardowsa.
  13. Aduunyaan daba cararayaa waanan soo qaban la ahay. said aight.
  14. lol barwaaqo course your worthy. somaliland & somalia cos i dont see united somalia happening any time soon. slim and short or tall and fat
  15. NUR mansha-allah i like your SWOT ANALYSIS. one question can i buy a share seeing the busines is profitable with 0% risk. you forgot to mention the brand logo (Nuru-diin) and the slogan (If you cant see things in black and white its about time you checked your eyesight)
  16. mlendo of course LOREAL OR MAXFACTOR
  17. And someone said to me earlier..shes a female btw, that most Feminists are LEsbians: lol that someone is sending you to your grave yard be afraid be very afraid. hadaan sidii bisad laguu kidkidfin waad arki doontaa.
  18. I have a question myself what about donating one of your kidneys to a member of your family. People do donate their kidneys to their loved ones but what if something goes wrong and the donor dies as result of the operation will he be punished although the success rate for this kind of operation is very high.
  19. bee LooooL @ ^^...poor woman! The next morning flowers were delivered to her room - a dozen roses. Attached to EACH rose was a crisp one hundred dollar bill. Is not everyday you get paid for streotyping people if you ask me she's lucky B**ch excuse my french. Hijabified Sista i'm glad you found it funny.
  20. I once asked a NON-somali collogue of mine what he thought about Somali women since he had many somali female friends, i thought he would atleast have some ideas about Us. he said somali women are strong, value their culture and religion and can deal with just about everything. they care about their families and those around them and often Juggle with work studies and house work. I knew he meant it since i've known him for a number of years. i also asked a friend of mine what he thought about somali women in the western world he said you would think they are arrogant and easly offended when you meet them for the first time but once you get to know them and learn to avoid sensitive subjects you would treasure every moment you spend with them. i thought that was sweet.
  21. If he's famous as you said he'll always be surrounded by women unless he retires. I know a couple who met in a club and decided to get married. Soon after they got married they start to have constant fights it turned out the guy went back to his old ways: going to clubs checking the hottest chick in the club and so on. last time i heard the wife was filling a divorce. they had a beautiful baby together but unfortunetely he was too occoppied with other things i guess you cant change some one if they dont want to be changed cos thats what the wife tried to do. The question you should be asking yourself is can you trust him enough to let him go places by himself without worrying too much about other women.
  22. We shouldnt be caught in the middle we're somali period. Friend of mine sent me a very interesting story about 2balck men and a white woman its very interesting read it if you already havent. Black Robbers On a recent weekend in Atlantic City, a woman won a bucketful of quarters at a slot machine. She took a break from the slots for dinner with her husband in the hotel dining room. But first she wanted to stash the quarters in her room. "I'll be right back and we'll go to eat," she told her husband and carried the coin-laden bucket to the elevator. As she was about to walk into the elevator she noticed two men already aboard. Both were black. One of them was tall...very tall...an intimidating figure. The woman froze. Her first thought was: These two are going to rob me. Her next thought was: Don't be a bigot, they look like perfectly nice gentlemen. But racial stereotypes are powerful, and fear immobilized her. She stood and stared at the two men. She felt anxious, flustered and ashamed. She hoped they didn't read her mind but Gosh, they had to know what she was thinking!!! Her hesitation about joining them in the elevator was all too obvious now. Her face was flushed. She couldn't just stand there, so with a mighty effort of will she picked up one foot and stepped forward and followed with the other foot and was on the elevator. Avoiding eye contact, she turned around stiffly and faced the elevator doors as they closed. A second passed, and the another second, and then another. Her fear increased! The elevator didn't move. Panic consumed her. My God, she thought, I'm trapped and about to be robbed! Her heart plummeted. Perspiration poured from every pore. Then one of the men said, "Hit the floor." Instinct told her to do what they told her. The bucket of quarters flew upwards as she threw out her arms and collapsed on the elevator floor. A shower of coins rained down on her. Take my money and spare me, she prayed. More seconds passed. She heard one of the men say politely, "Ma'am, if you'll just tell us what floor you're going to, we 'll push the button." The one who said it had a little trouble getting the words out. He was trying mightily to hold in a belly laugh. The woman lifted her head and looked up at the two men. They reached down to help her up. Confused, she struggled to her feet. "When I told my friend here to hit the floor," said the average sized one, "I meant that he should hit the elevator button for our floor. I didn't mean for you to hit the floor, ma'am." He spoke genially. He bit his lip. It was obvious he was having a hard time not laughing. The woman thought: My God, what a spectacle I've made of myself. She was humiliated to speak. She wanted to blurt out an apology, but words failed her. How do you apologize to two perfectly respectable gentlemen for behaving as though they were going to rob you? She didn't know what to say. The three of them gathered up the strewn quarters and refilled her bucket. When the elevator arrived at her floor they then insisted on walking her to her room. She seemed a little unsteady on her feet, and they were afraid she might not make it down the corridor. At her door they bid her a good evening. As she slipped into her room she could hear them roaring with laughter as they walked back to the elevator. The woman brushed herself off. She pulled herself together and went downstairs for dinner with her husband. The next morning flowers were delivered to her room - a dozen roses. Attached to EACH rose was a crisp one hundred dollar bill. The card said: "Thanks for the best laugh we've had in years." It was signed; Eddie Murphy Michael Jordan
  23. didnt know i was that popular. i like to thank those of u who voted for me and in return i'm sending big muah that's the least thing i can do namean.
  24. mansha-allah we need more ppl like yunus who can challenge the kuffar who think they've got all the answers. thnx SHUJUI for sharing it with us.