Legend of Zu

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  2. Posted

    Waryeee Og Moti..leave dem gurls alone dee......u keep annoyin one after the other...sxb...The theory " annoy them..they would like u." dont work these days....

     

    Dem chicks are young and fierce with hot temper.....hehehe..soon u will burn ur macawis!!!besides they have long nails..Ouch!!!

     

    Anyhow..it aint cool these prolongin talk backs!!!

     

     

    Cheers

  3. Posted

    ok...i will step one step aside from the above funny and interstin thoughts...

    here are mine...

     

    When i see someone sleep in the train...i feel like sayin " BOOHOOO " to scare them...make them jump so i can laugh!!!

     

    When i see someone who is bout to fall but tryin hard to balance..all i think is push dem lil bit so they can fall.....

     

    and when I am drivin late in the weekend nites..and all my friends are in the car..i think smashin the car to the Nearest wall...and wonder what the NEWS TV would have said!!!!

     

    I wonder how would my personality and thinkin have been different if I was not somali..could i have been the same person...(not that i wish to be non somali)..me loves my somali heritage!!!

     

    I wonder If Allah has given us the choice to choose our parents..and our existing ones were the ones we have chosen...

     

     

    Cheers

  4. Posted

    Hmmmm.neva lost ma hope in Somali gurls.....Mz Soup, Lazy G and Idil have proven me right!!!!...

     

     

    Cant help but admire Somali Smart Chicks....as i call dem SSC...tho..i thought they were gettin extinct....

     

     

    And all da SSC ha Noolaadaaan!!..ilaahay ha idinka koriyo cadowga!!!

     

    Cheers

  7. Posted

    Dude....See.....u judged some ppl..sxb..while using religion and culture as sheild..to tell u the truth..In terms of Islamic law..we all know Alcohol is xaram period..but i have neva seen anywhere in Islamic litereture where ppl (muslims) were referred to piece of shyt and were dismissed. Dont U know there is a xadith where a muslim who drank was brought to the the rasul(SAW) ...and when ppl said things about him..the Rasul (RAW) stopped them and he said about the saxabi that he loves Allah and his messenger....

     

     

    See...sxb... u may think u r better than others coz u do one or two good things.....but u need to look at other things u are not doin rite..b4 u sentence ppl and call them piece of shyt etc...

     

    and If u wanna stop bad deeds..definately, it is not the way u did....

     

    So who needs to chill???...Simple..the answer lies within the Angry Person!!

     

     

    Cheers

  8. Posted

    I believed drinking wine is haram as drinkin Whiskey!!!(ma fav),,looool I dont drink (lets not assume things as we somalis love to do)...

     

    Anyways..i have to disagree with Mr M..u take their identity away becoz they drink wine or alcohol???...Damn....that is a shallow comment....We know some companions of the Rasul(SAW) drink wine....So were they piece of shyt!!!!???..acuudu bilaaaah..i remembered a comment of Omar Bin Khidab (RAA)..he said " There are four ppl: those wh o know and they know they do know; those who dont know and they know that they do not know; and those who know but they dont know that they know and last group who dont know and they dont know that they do not know."...

     

    So read that carefully Mr M b4 u start issuin ur Fatwas!!!

     

     

    Cheers

  10. Posted

    Hahaha....dem chicks are diff....there are taiwanese, Japanese, chinese, American and european made. they come with diff switches.... So better know the product b4 u sweat on lookin for the switch.....It is Bloody frustratin when u try to ignore the Instruction Guide and U cant locate the Switch button!!!!!!

     

    Anyways Sxb.....Use The Force!!..Use The Force!!!...I mean The Conversation and the foreplay!!!!

     

     

    LoooooL@ Runawaaaaay Virgin...Isnt that Guy the psycho that was on the TV last nite..but then agian Some gurls find Micheal jackson a sexy beast!!!... :D:D:D:D

  12. Posted

    LoooooL Lakkad..I n Che are da same????!!!.... I am plannin to be The Future Emperor For Africa and start My own Zu Dynsty..and Che Gue is like anti emperialist....He could be My Nemesis!!!

     

    LOL@ the Nike Boink!!!! ar Lakkadow qofta qabo...Duul duulisteedaa badataye!!

     

    As For Che...dude..me no Monk..me Philosopher and warior combined in One!!! I wonder then what I should Call my self....hhhhhhhmmmmmm

     

    Cheers

  14. Posted

    LOOOOOOL@Darman...

     

    Ahahah...Man!!..check this..

     

    The Guy (faarax madaxeeey), what about if he tries to score with u and touch u in places U will feel tingling!!!..hahaha....U kiss Him..hahahah...

     

    Inaa Lilaahi....U will be %$@# literally....

     

    That is a situation No man will eva want!!! Unless U swing to Elton Jonh gang!1!!..acuudu bilaaah..

     

    Anyway..i think U should visit or call da damn Ginie...and ask him..if he can make u somewhat Mind reader..then again..U dont wanna know what goes thru Women's Head..it is a dangerous Place to visit!!!!

     

    once, i tried to Use Ancient chinese Mind Control techinques.....My damn macawis is still burning!!!

    And U dont wanna know what hapenned to my Flyin carpet!!1

     

    Cheers

  15. Posted

    LoooL@ur secret is safe with me...hehehehe..I love secrets..tell me.... tell me..wait ..let me call Og Moti so he can be a witness...aha....or not may be Og moti..he may start a topic about it..and call it./..Legend : the secrets revealed

  16. Posted

    Matrix is waaaay waaay better than X men...altho I have been a fan of X men since when I was a Kid!!!

     

    Cheers

     

    I will explain why when I watch Matrix for the third time and my second with X men.....

  17. Posted

    LoL..Mizz Lexuz...if I recall U used to call Jamaal_11 an old dude..when did u all ova sudden change ur mood???..hmmmm..I knew when u started pickin on veterans U will end up lovin them...

     

    Comin back to the Topic...

    I think I am my own Role Model..if I fail myself..i dont thing by lookin upto anyone will help me...besides to be a role model for a Zu warior U need to be one!!!!..U should be able to fly by usin ur inner strength or jump whilst defyin grafity and stop spears and swords with ur barehands!!! not to mention ur skills with sticks which should be exceptional...or at least drink tea while sittin on a thin air (literraly)

     

     

    Cheers.

     

    PS: would i be around when Mizz luxez will say..."i think Og Moti is Koool hunk!!..waxaan jeclahay sida uuu isu handhal gareeyo :D:D

  20. Posted

    Inaaa Lillaahi wa Inaa Ilayhi Raajicuun...

    Ilaahow janada ka waraabi adoonkaada Maxamed Ismaaciil..adigaa hooyadiis dhashay xataa ooga naxariis badane!!!

     

    Walaahi I dont know the Brother..but it was like I have known him (that is how it has saddened me)...and that is the effect of ppl who do khayr...Thier absence is felt by even those who didnt know them

     

    Allah Bless His SOul

     

    wa salaaam

  21. Posted

    LOL... Mizz Lexuz Landcruiser..hahahah...good come bck sxb!!..Anyways..I can brag bout who has the best nick n stuff like that..but then again...I think everyone should not seek the approval of others..Me dont Care... Be all U can be without Joinin The Marines..heheh....

     

    That was a wise choice Mizz Lexuz..a wise choice indeeed!!!

     

    And If u ask me which one is My Fav..i would say " I dhooon kaayr"

     

    Cheers dudes n dudettes

  22. Posted

    Quiet..Sxb.....Dont give up.. I was thinkin bout the same Thing... Ride My own Bike on the Highways and Metroways...But I will wait for one more Year b4 i try. insh allah..I will follow ur story and see how it ends..if U die..or break ur spine..or U get some other nasty injury..I wont go after it...hehehhe....otherwise..I will use u as inspirition and tell my self next year " if Quiet did it..so can I"

     

    Take care sxb..

     

    Cheers