Legend of Zu

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  5. Posted

    LOooooL..lander..dude u good!!...

     

    hehheheh...ok..ok...i confess... :D:D I didnt set up the trick ;) ..it was an Actuarist from our company..

     

    heheh...

     

    I will wait until his next trick is out!!! :cool: and freak more ppl out!!

     

    Try to write the trick in algebraformat...then u will easily know where the trick lies..and i think i have mentioned that it only works in 2003..there u go!!

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    Someone encouraged me to share this with the Nomads..So..here U go..and dont cheat..Winners dont cheat!!

    OUT TO DINNER MATHMATICS

     

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    >DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST

     

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    >Work this out as you read.

     

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    >Don't cheat and read the bottom until you've worked through it!

     

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    >1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to

     

    >have dinner out. (try for more than once but less than 10)

     

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    >2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)

     

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    >3. Add 5. (for Sunday)

     

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    >4. Multiply it by 50 - I'll wait while you get the

     

    >calculator................

     

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    >5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1753....

     

    > If you haven't, add 1752.........

     

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    >6.. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

     

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    >You should have a three digit number ..

     

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    >The first digit of this was your original number

     

    >(i.e., how many times you want to have eat out each week.)

     

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    >The next two numbers are....

     

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    >YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it IS!!!!!)

     

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    >THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2003) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO

     

    >SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS. IMPRESSIVE, ISN'T IT?

  10. Posted

    LOL@wont Mind..heheheh... I hate to be second or put into the "let me think bout it" Category...So Mizz Lexuz..i will pass.....thanks for the Thought tho....

     

     

    I like The Friendship part... ;)

     

    Cheeers

     

    PS: Good luck with OG MOTI and Jamaal-11... icon_razz.gif

  12. Posted

    A radio station in the Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in listeners lives. The following are the final four place getters:

     

    4th place "While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and started to run amuck. I

    was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she didn't start behaving herself right now, she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma

    that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!". The silence was deafening, after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing! I mustered the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing that I heard as the door closed behind me were the screams of laughter."

     

    3rd place "It was the day before my 18th birthday. I was living at home, but my parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend over for a romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making love, we heard the telephone ringing downstairs. I suggested

    to my girlfriend that I give her a piggy-back ride to the phone. Since we didn't want to miss the call, we didn't have time to get dressed. When we got to the bottom of the stairs, the lights suddenly came on and a whole crowd of people yelled "surprise". My entire family, ... aunts, uncles, grandparents, cousins and all of my friends were standing there! My girlfriend and I were frozen to the spot in a state of shock and embarrassment for what seemed like an eternity. Since then, no one in my family has planned a surprise party again."

     

    2nd place "A lady picked up several items at a discount store.When she finally got up to the checkout, she learned that one of the items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the public address system and boomed out for all the store to hear; "PRICE CHECK ON LANE 13. TAMPAX, SUPERSIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word "Tampax" for "Thumbtacks". In a very business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the public address system: DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU BELT IN WITH A HAMMER?"

     

    AND THE WINNER IS! This one happened at a major Australian University in October last year. In a biology lecture, a professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female first year, raised her hand and asked, "If I understand what you are saying, there is a lot of glucose in male semen, as in sugar?" "That's correct." responded the professor, going on to add some statistical data. Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste

    sweet?" After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl turned bright red and as she realised exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books, and without a word walked out of the class, and never returned. However, as she was going out of the door, the professor's reply is a classic. Totally straight-faced, he answered her question, "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not in the back of your throat!"

     

     

    Cheeers

  14. Posted

    LooooL@wareers ma madax.

     

    and congrats of course....and hopin u take the extra step towards Uni...

     

    there is an openin @ our Uni " University of Zupolis"...skills that U can learn @ UOZ include:

    1 - Mind Controll

    2 - Obsession with World Domination

    3 - Defyin Gravity (Crouchin Tiger style)

    4 - And Carpet Piloting (huge prospect) highly in demand pilots....Since Sept 11 carpet airways has increased its flights to all ova the world...and Many other skills

     

    Cheers

  16. Posted

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

     

     

    Damn!!!...I thought the third one will ask for "God take me to the otherside of the river"

     

    heheheheh

     

     

    Cheers

  17. Posted

    LOL@ Nice guys finish last....Heheheh..do we have to be bad just becos of that....

     

    i dont think any person should act diff becoz of what he/she was told....

     

    I think many Nice dudes/dudettes dont know what they want...or even some fail to know who they Are..I mean they run after cheap good lookin chicks/guys and hope they wont get played..coz they nice...that is just BULLshit... :D:D

     

    Know Urself..if u do that and stick to the nice dudettes/dudes..u wont get played..simple..

     

    Leave the PLayaz to the PLayettes...hmmmmm..that is a challenge

     

    Cheers

  23. Posted

    I wonder why Prxie thought bout this topic

     

    I wonder why all of us were compelled to reply?..

     

    I wonder what animals thunk when they see a Human...

     

    I wonder how all somali elders have solutions for Iraq, and middle east..and cant agree on numbers of delegation???

     

     

    Cheers

  25. Posted

    LOOOOL@ MIZZ LEXUZ "And I also wont mind meeting Legend of Zu" Kute.....or u plannin to lock me in ur basement huh!!!.... don wanna meeet U....U too angry to be met...imagine if u start throwin plates n cups if u got angry!!!