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^^ Get rid of them how? It's a bit too late for that now, saaxib. But I agree with you. Ultimately, the best solution for that place is if its own people run it without interference from either neighbouring entity.

Took you all day to explain. What is wrong with it dee? It's shaped like a sitting person. Did you see my one? You can read them from both sides.

^^ War I've been avoiding this morbid and perverse topic all day. Maaxad ii ga yeedhaysa? I'm still young, saaxib. Plus I have a baby kitten to bring up and look after. ha na habaarin, hindi ku habaar...

Heh@Ghanima Make a choice woman. Are you going to fight or preach? Delete one of the two.

^^ You're missing the point there. Sheekhajacaylka is getting soft in his old age. He's trying to arrange a collection from the SOL crowd so that poor Ayan can have her bodyguards back.

^^ Stop talking rubbish, xaaji. Everyone knows that there are no homosexuals in Iran.

Can't help noticing an element of schadenfreude and glee in your postings, saaxib. If that's not really your intention then maybe it's best if you summarise the news instead of assaulting us with these half-witted reports (note the half-witted refers to the reports and not YOU).

Looks right to me. Check these different styles: Look at more here Now try reading this one:

Originally posted by Seekknowledge: Would somalis listen to her so called "calaacal"?Would you talk like that if Wahhabism infiltrated into your houses? How does whhabisem infiltrate your house? I don't want to imagine this lest I get told off again.

^^ Oh come on. One does not have to be a TFG fan to make fun of the lunacy of the Asmara group. Though the more they come up with crazy decisions like this the closer most people will veer towards the TFG.

Originally posted by Thierry: Saxiib that was uncalled for know when to censor yourself. There is one thing mocking a man then there is bringing the Islam into it quote: Waxa la yedhi: After being handsomely defeated by the wretched Ethiopians, Sheikh Indhocade was depressed and dejected so he retired to the empty Girgire mountains. It is said that after a period of reflection and contemplation, General Indhacade realised the reason for his defeat was the lack of air support for his UIC fighters. He has spent the last seven months training a troop of pigeons to drop hot stones at the Xabashi soldiers. The Defence Minster now feels ready to defeat this modern day Abraha It wasn't I that brought Islam into it, saaxib. I'm just lampooning the warlord-come-sheikh-come-resistance-fighter. Stop being sensitive. Islam is not being ridiculed here, not by me at any rate.

^^^ There has been many rumours about the fate of Sheikh Indhocade and that seven months absence before he resurfaced as the new Defence Minster of the Asmara group! Here are some of the sensational ones: Straight after the defeat of the Courts, sources in the Somali capital reported seeing Sheikh Indhacade boarding a pirate boat and sailing away from the city. It is said he has been attacking cruise ships ever since. Waxa la yedhi: After being handsomely defeated by the wretched Ethiopians, Sheikh Indhocade was depressed and dejected so he retired to the empty Girgire mountains. It is said that after a period of reflection and contemplation, General Indhacade realised the reason for his defeat was the lack of air support for his UIC fighters. He has spent the last seven months training a troop of pigeons to drop hot stones at the Xabashi soldiers. The Defence Minster now feels ready to defeat this modern day Abraha. Others dispute both the above stories and claim that Sheikh Indhocade has spent the last seven months in the capital of Somalia. They say he comes out only at night and goes about knocking on people’s doors and encouraging them to maintain the resistance. It is said that he’s wearing a very convincing disguise and that even when he walks past Xabashi troops they never can recognise him! Some people even claim that he’s been donning some hazel coloured eye lenses and had shaved his beard off, but we find the shaving of the beard claim a bit farfetched. The most unconvincing argument so far is that Sheikh Indhocade has been working (undercover of course) as a kitchen porter in Villa Somalia! It is said that he mixes the TFG president’s drinks with his own hands and helps to cook his food too! Many in his Shabaab movement have sent him messages (via those fighter pigeons) urging him to poison AY and have it done with. But noble Indhocade’s religious principles forbid him from stooping so low. Some sketchy reports claim that Mujahid, Sheikh and all round nice guy Indhocade has been dead for the past seven months. They argue that the Asmara group are using his name merely to win the support of his sub-sub-clan. The most convincing and credible report so far is the one that portrays Indhocade as a modern day Rambo! It is said that he spent the past seven months right in the middle of the capital and is single-handedly responsible for all the recent resistance attacks. He has become a sort of legend in the capital (and indeed many other parts of Somalia). Whenever someone exhibits signs of bravery and valour you hear people exclaiming: yarko geesisana, ma indhocade baa? Our final outrageous report claims that Sheikh Indacadhe has been a victim of Ethiopian extraordinary rendition and is now languishing in an Addis Ababa jail! We reject this report on the basis that the Asmara group are not naïve enough to give a job to someone that can’t actually do it (excluding ina Caidiid of course). What say you?

Maxad la yaabsanteheen? She's Somali, calaacal is a natural pastime.

^^ My Mrs is reer burco. Like you, she underestimates the evilness of snakes. Ps Why are you all pretending you don’t find snakes worrying?

Watch this video ladies: This is how they do it

^^ Spitalfields Market? No I have not. And if you tell me they sell live snakes there I don't think I'll ever go to Canary Wharf, never mind the market.

I have to know what they look like, where they can be found and how sneaks they are dee. The more I learn about them the better I can avoid them or save myself when time comes.

^^ xaaye..xaaaye..

I can cope with all of these. You can actually scare a lion, hayena or elephant. You can't scare a sneaky snake.

^^ I'm a former 'khaliiji'. I have been reformed. Dahia, That does not sound very pleasant but my ultimate nightmare is one coming out the toilet seat. A spokesman for the Royal Society for the Protection of Animals (RSPCA) said it was not uncommon for snakes to be found in household sewage pipes. RSPCA regional exotic animals co-ordinator Jimmy Ratcliff said: "It would have no problem travelling up and down the waste pipe and has probably been eating rats from the sewer." Source

^^ WILD animals, man. The kind that falls of trees.

^^ Are you talking about the topic or the airplane?

Originally posted by Crystal_Clear: why not? can somebody tell me where in the quran its say women cant wear perfume? Why do I have the suspicion that you walk around with a copy of the Quran in your pocket? Ok. Take it out and open it on the following: Page 548, Chapter 28, Sorah 59 and Aayah 21.

^^ It's not greed though. It's more likely serious need. The expats are usually Africans that are making some money from sitting in the mosque for hours and holding the spaces for these gullible Saudis. Have you never held a place in a queue or line for anyone before? I can't blame the expats much. Many of them are 'illegal' and need to make a living somehow. But the ones buying/renting spaces in order to be closer to god are the laughable ones. The tone of the article leaves a bad taste in the mouth. Ps Ayeeyo, are you trying to upset young Khalaf again with this thread of yours?