^^ Hala..hala..ii waran ya Wyre. p.s. Nin xun baad tahay, saaxib.

^^ Haatu waa Maadeey oo cumaamada laga reebay. Narniah waa Chimara oo xamuuraad marsaday. May they give birth to deadly virsus.

^^ Sabaax al cadar, sabaax al uunsi, sabaax al duco, sabaax al Juxa to you all! I have not had much sleep last night but I'm as high as a child with a tin of lollies.

A&T, I have a problem that you may be able to help me with, saaxib! There is this guy that keeps phoning me and leaving messages asking me to call him back but he never leaves a number and his number never appears on the caller display. What should I do and how can I tell him that I can't really call him back? Worse still, he calls me far too early in the morning when I'm not in the office yet. Bal maxaan sameeya saaxib, ila tali dee!

^^ What then is the point of it being a Federeal Government?

^^ Yes. That's what I did too (at first) but then Jacaylbaro confused me with his reply to her (not to mention Maaddeey and his spelling question).

Same old same old. How about you?

^^ Well just be glad that your suspected dumaashi is Entisaar and not Fitusm. A&T simply stole glances at the first's flat chest but god only knows what unholy things he did to the second.

Alpha Blondy;897549 wrote: NG, i've seen and spoken to both you and AT and he's more somali than a ciyaal arab third culture kid/grown man will ever be! Err.. a chance meeting outside Imperial Hotel that lasted a mere TWO MINUTES does not count as "seen and spoken" to me, saaxib. If it were about judgments on first impressions, mine was "ninko waa caadi! Oo maxa loo yedhi waxba o dhiman?" A&T, by his own admission (here and on other threads) has been greatly influenced by the Xabashi culture. p.s. STOIC, is your "distant cousin" Iranian by any chance? :D

A&T Have you read Orwell's "Coming Up For Air", saaxib? p.s. As with the Novel, a visit back should clear things out for you and tell you once and for all if you are indeed 100% Somali (which I doubt) or not.

A&T, At first glance, the site you mention does not actually look that bad. Of course, I did not bother reading much of the articles on it.

^^ Was the "duri" you and Faheema talking about the same kind of "duri"? Juxa, I have another cold. Not good at all.

It's gone to court now. Wonder what will happen next!

^^ I think Juxa found your use of the term "MILF" a tad vulgar, badow yaho. It is too, dear Benjamin Braddock.

^^ Wa calaykum al salaam wa raxmatu allah wa barakaatuh ya shaykhuna. (salaam to the rest of you too). I am glad ti was Maaddeey who asked about this duri thing. I assumed it was a type of food.

^^ I disagree. I believe it can be sorted within weeks. All it needs is the willingness of the government to RESPECT the rules. The masses usually follow. The problem is that nobody treats it as an urgent problem (though they considered elections, constitutions and extra parties as urgent problems).

Raamsade;896639 wrote: No Marfish for moi as those joints are dens of homosexuals and half the men who attend them have been molested/raped by qaat addled Faarax at some point. But this make up stuff is emasculating shid. p.s. Don't let them come between you and your qaat warya. Wax iska celi.

^^ What Udub? There is no Udub any more dee.

N.O.R.F;896624 wrote: There not being a major difference between the SL parties has always been the case. There has been a noticeable difference since the current admin got in (that could have done more though). Hence why I would have Kulmiye. Wouldn't you agree Ngonge? Kulmiye is hoodwinking you with their work on infrastructure and the like but they fail miserably when it comes to justice, freedom (of all kinds) and social progress. I can't criticise Wadani because I don't know anything about them and Ucid is led by yet another "comedian".

^^ What were the chances of that happening to a Somali, eh?

^^ Those two places don't have as many diaspora citizens such as Norf & XX who are no better than your average geel jire when it comes to their aspirations and visions for SL, saaxib. It'll be a very long way before SL catches up with either.

^^ I am serious, saaxib.

^^ Adigu you'll probably wax layrical about the wadaado on Universal TV (another pet hate of mine).

May the warm greetings burn his whiskers. Why answer the phone at all, Malika?