As long as it's xalaal, Che.

At least this troll came to the troll corner and didn't make it a topic.

Juxa, he's enjoying this more than I am. Qalbi jileeca iska jooji.

Originally posted by B: Is the best you can muster! Where is your prove? I am done with this old man! Don't forget to take your afternoon sleep and your medicines for your weak kidneys! Ahem. It's 'proof', adeer. And I'm pointing at you.

Malika reminds me of young Aaliyah. This gives me hope because I now know that in five years time (ahem) Aaliyah will stop having tears in her eyes at every 'touching' thing.

Originally posted by B: Where is your prove NGONGE? are you making things up again? Ok....no more speculation.... ! GDW is logical, he is not jumping to conclusions like you. You don't understand logic, adeer. Logic says: If you do A you'll get B (or lose B). Now I am being logical in suggestiong A (bridge) so I can lose B. Get on with it already.

Originally posted by Sherban Shabeel: You know someone's on crack when they hate on the Beeb. What, like Israel? Like the Russians? Like the Americans? Err, like the British government itself?

^^ You post rubbish, I'll comment on it. Now go jump and take GD with you please.

^^ You think people would still not twist it or follow what's been reported by others? (I refer you to the Al Azhar thread we had here recently).

^^ Asking questions and being confused is ok. Criticising without making sure that you heard it from the horse’s mouth is really not on. Or else, we might as well get rid of these sheikh's and just follow every other Khayr who thinks he knows what he's talking about.

Enough said.

Originally posted by Juxa: ^^ dont be offended old man and hold onto your cimaamad ama run ama been, adigu maxad kahelaysaa this jump off bridge thing? heaven knows we have enough rag wareersan in our community. If I thought he would jump of the bridge, I mean truly jump, I would not advise it. Lakin kano will get to the bridge then post a message from his Blackberry saying 'the bridge is too high', 'I made a mistake and wore the wrong type of shoes and they're slippery now', 'should I jump head first?', 'I am going to jump now but I think I forgot to switch the gas off in my house', etc..etc.. Ha o biqin ban ku idhi.

Norf, Arab forums have more Khayr's than C&H's. C&H, She's not the first woman to go on that show and recite a poem of such style (many men did too). The people objecting to her are against her singling out of a certain (fire brand) sheikh and his fatwa. We all moan about the millions of confusing fatwas we here everyday but we don't point out (except if you're Khayr) sheikhs and single them out for criticism. P.S. Whilst the conditions of Saudi women are not perfect they are not as sheltered and cocooned as you seem to think (by your reply here and how positive you think that a Saudi woman appearing on TV is). Saudi women do have voices and are making their voices heard.

Dhagax-Tuur, Compassion and empathy is one thing, barefaced lies are totally another. The boy's stories never add up, adeer. You have enough sense than to fall for a badly written, badly thought out and badly presented ruse, saaxib. I am offended on your, Juxa's and Norf's behalf here. I truly dislike foolish trolls that try to take advantage of the good well of good people (I am never a nice person, so I do not include myself here). P.S. People that think this poor parody of a troll is our beloved Marx are doing Mr Marcus Smith a huge disservice. Marcus moaned about his dislike for Somalis from Europe (Euro trash he called them), he complained about the state of the Somali community in the UK (benefit thieves he called them) and he worried about weightier issues than this childish stuff about rents and stealing old ladies travel cards. Jump of that bridge, little kid.

^^ What, like United scoring three within half an hour and crusing to victory? (as things should be). That United would beat that Bayern team nine times out of ten? What? Lakin for Tuujiye's sake, I did say I had a 'feeling' (that does not involve thinking by the way) that Bayern might just win. P.S. They went through, they didn't win.

^^ This one is refusing to do it, Juxa. Ha o biqin. But I expect another topic soon where he complains about a broken nail and asks if putting detol on it will cause him blood poisoning....

^^ Emotionally frail people pay their rent on time and don't steal the bus passes of little old ladies. I don't believe this kid as far as I could throw him. Maaddeey, do you vouch for him? If you do I'll leave him alone. Lakin aniga iga maqal this kid waa qolada 'how many lovers have you had' iyo wax la mid ee baryahan SOL bartay.

^^ Wrong. Wrong. Not fail, FALL. We want to see you FALL, adeer. Xaaji nuune even offered to drive you there.

Do Al Shabab have any London operatives, I wonder! If they do, do they do a bit a moonlighting every now and then?

^^ Wa waxaan qoratada o doortay dee.

^^ It's my fault that I was trying to rescue you from Nur's scholarly onslaught. Iska wado, saaxib. Keep looking for the takfeeri undertones in a group that calls everyone a kaffir.

^^ Finish the quote, saaxib. He said more.

Looks like if you don't jump off that bridge, you'll at least be living under it. Warya, don't you have anything better to do than post these meaningless topics? You're doing so well as a squatter on SOL, why not do it at home?

Heh@Xiin. I told you I would be proud if he were (with minor changes here and there of course). Adigu fulay ha noqon oo ninka iska celi dee.

No, Juxa. I'll get the lizard instead.