Guru, I don't mind Duke. He has an opinion and usually delivers it well (unlike the countless kids wrecking havoc on this site). I only picked him up on comparing the pig farm story to this one. (He has a point about the Heads of State. But then, that was an argument he introduced to the discussion all by himself).

Sheeko cadaan can become dull sometimes. Anigu markaan cabaar ka guru ayaan ku qarxiya with the 'stuff and nonsense' comment.

Dogs are man's best friends. Adigu you'll be irritated even if they spent that half hour talking about what a great person you are. (you just hate them, don't you?).

^^ I'm sure you'll pay close attention to ensure that remains a fact. Anyway, enjoy watching it later on U TV.

^^ Do you read what you write?

Maaddeey, how did you bring yourself to pray behind that sheikh, saaxib? According to your "political" leanings this man would fall under the category of those supporting kufur!

^^ Good. Good. Now you're learing to make fun whilst ensuring your back is covered. Keep it up.

Search for the lyrics here and the songs on Youtube.

^^ Again, have some shame and think of some other examples. Don't remind people of the pig farm, adeer.

^^ You came all the way to East London for it. Wax fahan.

^^ Money talks dee. In Barca he'll be a small fish in a big pond. The man is used to being the main player for his team (see Atlatico, Liverpool, etc).

^^ You must be. Even Norf buys his fake football kit from there (and he lives there).

^^ Have some shame, son. Sharif & Yusuf's "inaugurations" took place in distant lands. No comparison.

^^ Naga daa. You like it only for the gold and the fake handbags.

^^ Chelsea dee. (But he's going nowhere).

^^ What's the time table like? When is it going to take place exactly and will it be televised?

Go to Deira. Lots of Yemani places there that make great fata moos. (If he's married to a Somali he assumes all Somalis are his in-laws).

^^ Barca only want Cesc, saaxib. Cesc also wants Barca. If Torres leaves Liverpool it certainly will not be to Barca.

^^ Be fair to Hodgson. He has not brought any rubbish yet (though one can debate the Joe Cole purchase).

^^ They did. You must have gone on a day when the Yemani chef wasn't there.

Arab hariisa is different. It's wheet and meat mixed together. Deleted is talking the Egyptian hariisa. She can keep hers.

^^ How can it be shurbad if it's solid?

^^ Thank god for that. Deleted, this is the one I know:

^^ Games and fun for four weeks. Bored of what? Not having to rush to school? Making sure that we didn't forget PE kits? Having arguments over who should hold my hands? Talking to women about the latest illness to befall their child or some teacher they don't like? War iga daa.