You know when the thread 'These individuals are banned from SOL' comes up, I always run to check how many got banned this time and I am always disappointed to find out that it's the same old guy, again and again and again.

^^ In that case what would arteries be (and why are your xidido dirty)?

Heh. No, it's not me. I have your number on my other phone. Will text you when I get home insha allah. Norf, Allah Kareem (and you're only mentioning Juxa to annoy me).

Sayid, maxaan barta? Ma ruug iyo suxul? Anyway, like MARX says, such 'universal' lessons will only confuse me and make me call a blaydh, baaquuli. Naga daayaa. Edit: I thought veins = unugyo!

I'll send you an insulting text to remind you.

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^^ Nuune is on holiday. He will scan you his wall chart as soon as he returns.

^^ You mean nobody even bothered to eat it? That's more annoying than not getting warya. Grrrr! Sayid, I don't do Somali xalwo (it's like eating sweet rubber).

Maadeey, iga diid saaxib. Waa ok, waanaan kula wadaya niqaashka ila oo midkeena ka kale wax ka dhaadiciyaa. Lakin, fadlan, hadalkayga ha badalin oo macni kale ha o yeelin, saaxib. Hotel Muna was an example not a question. Sababtaan halkan o keenay waad fahantay ban maleenaya (kolo labeebin bil ishaarati yafhamo, ninka hada yedhi so maad aheen? Dee maxaad leedahay marka?). Eeg, adigo ninkaan waxbaad ku argtay oo zandiiq baad ku sheegtay lakin si dhaacad miyaad waliga la hadashay? Anigo saan o arko waliga muraan iyo accusation baad daba wada. Hadoo ku dhafiro dee anigo lama yaabayo, waa natural human reaction. ASK HIM DREICTLY and if he proves elusive, ask again (isn't that what I've been doing with you all along? You eventually give a satisfactory reply and I feel guilty for doubting you but I don't air my doubts to the world before making sure that they are true). WAX FAHAN.

Juxa, lets get Norf to send us a xalwa machine from Dubai and start making our own xalwo. Profits are 60/40.

The prize might be rubbish but, remember, these kids are 'xafadat al quraan' now (regardless of their teachers). Not a simple feat.

^^ I probably was the only one in the country that didn't know about the tube strike today. I phoned someone at work who uses the same line as me (but starts much earlier) and asked them what was going on today. Now they're making fun of me and keep telling me things about "Neil Armstrong making it to the moon" and "The Germans surrendering to the allied forces". :mad:

^^ Ninyaho xamaasada goormaad joojin doonta? Waa ruunta, anigu sidaydi ba dadka ma aamino (waa cudor xun, ee ii ducee saaxib). Lakin sheekado markay diin gaadho argtidaydii way is badasha. Khalad ha o fahmin oo ha moodin in aan ninkaan jicelahay ama in aan saaxiibnimo ku taagiirayo. Ee sheekado waa diin, saaxib. Waxba kama faa'idayo hadaan zandiiq ku sheego anoon si cad soaasha o waydiin. Armo kilmada khalad o qoray? Armay tixdaada aad qortay khaladay (waanay dhici karta). Miyaan ku degdega xukunka? Taa ka bood; adiga laftigaaga Al Shabab baad taageerta. Anigo Al Shabab markaan si kasta 'benefit of the doubt' siyaay ayaaan aakhirka ka quustay oo hada xawayaanat 'fasaad fi al ard' wataa ayaan o arka. Hadana adiga kaa maan quusan oo mar walba 'benefit of the doubt' ku siiyaa. Bal maxaa ii diiday inaan sida Prometheus samiyoo oo 'safeeh' kugo sheego (ileen kuux waalan baad taagiirta)? Ta labaad, waan arkay markee lago laha 'Hotel Muna ka waran' oo aad ka baxsatay jawaabta. Dee man farta kugo fiiqo adna? Ma in aan ka xishooday baad o maleenaysa mese in aan kaa la baqay so'aasha? NO! Waxaan diiday 'confrontation'. SABAB; qofka markaad calaacil iyo cay ola timaadid waligee kaama aqbalayo (xita hadoo ogayahay in oo khaldka leeyahay. Kan na waa sida). WAX FAHAN. P.S. Try ayaah number 32 in that surah, saaxib.

^^ War adna Al Shabab ha nago noqon. Wax hubso intaanad golden rules iyo 'lecture' dhan bixin. Ninko so'aal ayaa la waydiiya ka dibna waa la karbaasha hadoo kibirka cadaysto. Somali bila asbaaro baad wada tihiin. Maaddeey, It sounds ugly but lets not panic just yet and ask him what he meant by 'tix' instead. In the meantime, how about you read the ayaat that followed that one (the parts about killing, etc). Sounds to me like Prometheus has made an inspired mistake there.

^^ Taada ayaay fahantay? Bal aniga kuwaan qoray maxa o diiday?

^^ Each line was supposed to be a story on its own, Ibti. If you read it all as one I can see why you would get confused. Heh.

Keeping it short for Ramadan. _______________________________ He told her he loves her. She lied too. *** He sat on the side of the road eating his first meal in a week. He closed his eyes as he chewed in enjoyment. When he opened them, he saw the AMISOM rocket heading towards him. **** He was having an afternoon nap. He hastily jumped out of bed as he heard his father's approaching cough. **** The two women looked at each other across the room. In the pregnant silence, several gold bracelets jingled. **** As the bus started to move, she looked back at the bus stop and smiled at him. He looked surprised. *** On the outskirts of Mogadishu, she sucked the snot from her baby's blocked nose. A couple of starving young girls looked at her and thought her delirious. *** Watching the advert about smoking and lung cancer, he involuntarily lit a cigarette. *** As his wife handed him his tenth newborn son, he shuddered as he caught a familiar look in her eyes. *** She watched them as she tried to blow the sand from her face. In their hands, rocks! *** Her laugh was genuine, his telling. *** Today, he joined his kin in rioting against liberal politics. Yesterday, they rioted against extreme faith. *** She vehemently rebuffed all his advances whilst secretly hoping he wouldn't give up. *** He shuffled to the kitchen and stood quietly scratching his head. She kept him waiting then passed him some change. *** They both were startled as they rounded a corner from opposite sides. The fox was the first to run. *** He told a joke and waited. They waited too. *** He held on tightly to the fishing rod as he wondered how huge his catch would be. On the other side of the ship, the pirates were quietly approaching. *** She kept the love letter hidden for years. She finally found someone she trusts, to read it for her. *** They joyfully celebrated the world cup goal. Their hearts sank as they heard someone loudly shout "Allahu Akbar". *** She helplessly watched the truck heading south. All her menfolk were in it. *** He hit return and scornfully smiled. He began to manically type a reply to himself. *** On their first date, he tried to shake her hand and she mistook it for a hug. Tension set in. *** She heard him loudly clear his throat. It was four in the morning. ***

^^ They sent Aquilani away too soon. He looked fit and ready in pre season. Oz, the Lucas haters are everywhere. People complain about Lucas's short passes but what they don't realise is that his team mates TRUST him and keep giving him the ball (or else nobody would have seen his endless short passes). The man does his job perfectly, it's the rest of the team that lets him down. Tuujiye, the transfer window is closed. Badow yaho.

FB, surely my reply there tells you that I read the entire article and first page of comments (at least). I support the Kenyan Somalis and hope that they have so many kids they'll be able to take over the country and rename it Somalia.

^^ Nope. What I think Roy will is to play Lucas alongside Meireles not instead of. One will hold and one will run. I also have a very strong feeling that Gerard might get shifted to the left again (like in his England days). Cole got his 'behind the striker' place and it is more than obvious he's no good in the middle. Lucas lives! Kubbada baro.

^^ You went through all the comments until you found a kindred spirit?

^^ What? That I still believe Liverpool have a team that should win them the league (and the CL if it were on offer)? Shame about the manager though. It was a prediction after all.perdictionka barro).

^^ That's a rumour. Lucas is integral to his plans. (Plus I bet Lucas will play more than 70% of games this coming season). P.S. Babel was flying to West Ham and Spurs and being rejected by both. Now that tells ME something.

^^ Meireles is good. I thought so during the world cup (he was a Rafa buy really). The 'experts' say that he is Alonso and Mach rolled into one. We got Konchesky because two faced Roy (who promised not to go back and steal his old players but attacked Rafa for allegedly doing the same) wants him.

^^ Last year was no world cup year, City & Spurs didn't spend that much money on that good players, the 25 man squad thing was not in place and we didn't have a 'new' manager. Wax fahan. P.S. As predictions go, I'm still head and shoulders above you all. Kubbada barta.