^^ I don't make scripts ya saaxibi, I merely expose them.

Most the Arabic papers are reporting his death but none of the English speaking ones. SOL should have it on the front page.

Carafaat;808655 wrote: Ngonge ka bax sheekadan. In Somaliland, Friday is an official holiday. This is why Xaaji X is reporting who Faroole had casho with and Jacaylbaro is reporting what committees Sheikh Sharif is setting up. :D

Got to bring back the "winds of change". Maaddeey might enjoy this!

^^^ Three men may destroy Khaatumo but they're ot the three you mention there, Xaaji.

Showqi;808579 wrote: Geedkaas waan garanayaa aniguba oo waliba waxaan laga ag waayin oo marwalba ka dul heesa shimbirta la yidhaahdo XX iyo goreyga la yidhaahdo Burahadeer,,, Khaaf Allah ya Showqi, ma Xaaji X baa shinbir? Waar waa Tuke!

Carafaat;807973 wrote: In Arab culture man beat their wife to show their affection. Ngonge has been influnces by those Arabs, so dont mind him Blue. KoW, no need for jealouzy. Me and Blue are strictly friends. Unless she changes her mind. I've lived long enough and been to far too many forums to spot a woman from a mile off, Carafaat. Please ha i caayin. Wuxu waa nin.

The Jacaylbaro is a brilliant northern tree. It's tall and has lots of branches. It's popular with weary travellers who always find shelter and safety around it. Shinbra heesaya na, kama ag waayaysid.

^^ The hate and curse came way before my input warya and, besids, if anyone picks on you unfairly as a result of my words there, I would happily jump to your defence. The mixture of my Arab upbringing and Burco background forces me to do so, saaxib. As for outrage, I am sad to know that my words didn't come across in the way I intended them. Didn't mean them to come across as a shout or scream, saaxib. They were more of a hiss.

NORF, hopeless young wadaado trying to outdo each other. I personally believe all this 'dressing' business to be nonsense. Only sore thumbs stand out.

^^ I still don't see what you're argument is. Had we palyed badly and lost, I would agree and say that these players are not good enough for LFC. But, we hardly play badly in any of our games. We dominated Arsenal recently and lost because Van-Lucky had two chances and scored from them. We did the same with United, City, Chelsea, QPR, etc..etc..(the only two bad games we had ALL season were the one against Spurs away and Swansea at home). Marka, how could players that play that well not be good for the team? Had you said that something was missing, I would agree but to say that players who create all those chances and outplay every team they play are rubbish, is a bit much warya. p.s. Arsenal's players are good enough (as their past four results show). War support your team dee.

"Old soldiers never die they just fade away..." May Allah have mercy on his soul.

First in again. Salaam you slackers.

^^ I'm only telling a story I heard in a coffee shop. What's with the extra questions warya. NGOGNE ha la daayo. A&T, War waan kaa qaliiyaay with your cantarbaqash hada ma anigaad ii jiisatay warya? Your story in a nutshell is a 'waxa la yedhi' sort of thing. It is no different to any false analogy anybody may wish to share here because (read carefully now) it is only your word. Marka, anigu, I can read your story and give you the benefit of the doubt becase saaxiibkay baad tahay, lakin when a midget like Abwaan joins in and comes up with this odayga ha la daayo nonsense, dee anna waxaan maqaaxida ku maqlay baan sheegay. And, as you already know, the geeljire's in the maqaaxis of the world do often talk a lot of crap. As for plural women and single women, maxaad ka ogtahay in ay gabadhanu waalashay ama habarwadaagtay tahay? War tit for taat, nacal shaklak. Hada markaaan Abwaan waabiyaay ayaad baqdin la booday, ka waran hadaan toos kuu iman laha, fulay waaxid.

^^ On the one hand, you say they dominated and on the other you mention half a dozen of those who played and say they're not good for Liverpool. Heh! It's been the story of our season; we give teams footballing lessons and end up losing. I'm sure Kenny will fix it though. I'm sure he will.

nuune;807657 wrote: Faarax , Abti, you remind me that man who asked his wife what she wants for meher, she said waxaad adiga ila garatey, markaasuu yiri waxba kulama garan sidaas ka warran, waxey tiri wax un ila garo wuxuu doono ha ahaado waxba kulama garan waxba tari meyso, markaasuu yiri, haye markaan aqal galno caawo habeenkii ayaan kaa farxin, haye bey tiri, wey aqal galeen, waa la is garab dhacey habeenkii sidi gawda la iskugu hayey, waaga markuu baryey ayey tiri aawey wixii aad ila garatey ood idhahdey habeenka aqal galkaan kaaga farxin, wuxuu ku yiri illowsha dhawidaa oo xalay waxaan sameenayey oo dhan miyaad hilmaantey, markaasey tiri haye maan hilmaaminee sidaas oo kale iiga farxi mar kast habeen iyo maalin, ninkii baa khaata billaahi noqdey oo hoosta ka yiri maxaa waxan dhan kugu watey illeen mar kasta kaalayoo iga farxi bey dhihi, ninkii bastiis ayuu noqdey, habeen habeenada ka mida intey tiri kaalayoo iga farxi buu ku yiri, naa heedhe, sheego meherkaaga waxaad rabto waan ku siiniyee anigu dhintayee ma nooliyee. Are you still in Nairobi warya? Yaad maanta shaah la cabtay? :D

^^ They'll only get depressed when reality dawns in, saaxib. I'm only lighting a torch in their way so that they don't fall for the same old stuff you fell for. Remember barigaad qurbaha timid? Wax baro baa lagu yedhi, so that you can go back home and build the country back. You wen to Uni, you studied and you dreamt. In fact, you are still dreaming twenty years later but did you go back? Did you build? Did you heck! Naga daa dee.

Please note for your future information and records that I think women are mad, NOT pieces of meat. (Don't want my message to get lost in amongst the nonsense).

^^ :D Xaaji X, if we ever get forced to use plan B, dee meesho wada monkey ayaay noqon (not just one part).

^^ There goes a man who will live to learn the hard way. Typical Somali nooh! p.s. I pay all my bills on time, including meher.

Sayid*Somal;807601 wrote: ^^Fine - then be on your way and good luck - just make sure you leave Burco behind That's plan B. (if all fails, all the regions of SL should declare themselves as seperate admins and take the rest of Somali by storm, by force of sheer numbers). Burco alone could declare two mamuls.

^^ It's actually the easy going weather and mad atmosphere. Hope is good. It is what keeps all of us alive, saaxib. Tomorrow will always be a good day and all that. However, hoping for something and achieving that something are too different things. When I see young people like Chimara talking the way they do, I too have hope for the future. But, at the same time, I have to burst their bubble with a few choice words to show them that empty hope is neither here nor there. That (cliche) thousand mile journey requires a first step and such first steps don't come from posting your dreams on Somali sights yearning for the old days. It comes from translating your ideas into action and doing something about it. I have a friend who is from SL. He too talks in this dreamy way that Chimara does and is forever talking about what a great people the Somalis are and how far they WILL go in the world, etc. Well, the only difference between them (and you and all the other dreamers) is that this guy has set up a Somali political party and is trying to build up a following (note: Somali not Somaliland). Of course, even with him, I do my best to temper his excitement and remind him what a cruel and unreasonable world we live in. But do I turn my nose up at his efforts? Not at all. I value and appreciate that he's a man who is going after his dream (even though it politically clashes with my beliefs). A "can do" attitude is not just a saying, saaxib. Wax fahan. This is also the reason I gave that Bakri (or was it Bokor?) nomad a hard time at first but left him alone when I realised he had a job with the UN in Afghanistan. Everyone talks a good game, you see (even the wretched Sharif) but only few go and do something about it. Marka, close your eyes and enjoy the hope but, if you're serious, try to do something about it when you open your eyes.

SNM malitia joining PL? Mosh macqool!

^^ She speaks good English now and is catching up at school. But, she's a woman (in the making) and she's mad as all the rest of them. War aniga iga maqal, they are born that way. The sooner you realise it, the sooner you'll accept it and embrace it.

^^ Nothing about being an optimist or a pessimist, saaxib. All to do with being a realist. As for your story about the two boys, one must have the manure smell first and then the decision must be made (for your information, I'm with the second one here).