NGONGE

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  1. Sayid*Somal;807557 wrote: Since I don't wish people dhalasha wacan - I'll instead wish you two dhimasho wacan Mid uun, mid uun.
  2. Salaam Sayid, what's new in your world? p.s. I may be visiting Jb soon. Need me to take any contraband this time?
  3. ^^ Naah. It's spring cleaning. Now stop being greedy and choose which script you're going to talk to us with warya.
  4. ^^ Yes, but other than the gold, she doesn't have any to show for it (well, other than putting on weight from eating all those goats). Plastic is the way forward, I tells ya. Bob, I bet every man paid it ten times over already. Women are mad ninyaho. Wax fahan.
  5. ^^ Mother's day, plastic flowers. Birthday, plastic flowers. Big achievement day, plastic flowers. It works, Juxa. Try it. Hoo... http://www.flowerconcept.com/pages/Artificial-Flowers.html
  6. ^^ Naah. I asked around and couldn't find anything. Even though ninka meesha leh (Fernandes) xafiiska yaga ayuu joogay maalin dhaw oo qaar ka mid shaqaalaha yaga ayuu ku yedhi ticket bilaash baan idin siinayaa. (wax kubbad yaqaan may aheen). D:
  7. Malika;807148 wrote: Spring is here huh? Ngonge - plastic flower for every occasion? Women are mad and went to remember every occasion (sentimental humbug), what better than plastic flowers to remind them of such a blessed occasion, Malika? Bal picture yourself as an almost blind 90 year old. Imagine telling a grandchild about all your great and memorable moments in life. Can your shaky hands pick up all those dusty cards and heavy gifts that you stored away? Now imagine yourself standing in the middle of an attic full of plastic flowers! "That bunch of daffodils was my dowry" "Those Lilly's were my birthday gift, he used to dust them off every year" "Those plastic roses were to celebrate our anniversary" Remember, everything in life dies; you, me, him, her, love, hate and everything else. The only thing that remains forever are PLASTIC FLOWERS.
  8. NGONGE

    Lionel Messi

    ^^ That's the Andy Grey quote.
  9. ^^ FA badges? “To me attacking football happens when Makelele gets the ball and passes it to the central defender, who passes it to the right back who comes forward and judges the situation. If he can do something, he passes forward or runs with the ball; if not, he gives it back to Makelele who builds the attack again,” Mourinho. And Lucas still passes sideways and backwards in exactly the same way that he also looks for the forward pass when it's available. It's all about keeping posession of the ball, badow yaho.
  10. ^^^ It's the area, saaxib. I had such madness happen to me for years but it all stopped the minute I moved to the eastend. (ask about St Ann's Hospital and its policy of day releases).
  11. NGONGE

    Lionel Messi

    Bring him to the PL and let him get the Carl Henry or Rayan Showcross treatment. (Great little player though. Best around).
  12. ^^ Wa caleekom al salaaaam and subax wanaagsan.... Abu Salman, I only asked because in your area of London (my old haunt), the Somali kids are now mugging people. I remember a friend telling me about how he got cornered by three Somali teenagers and asked to give them all his money (they roughed him up a little). In the middle of the argument, he recognised ALL of them as being the sons of his actual friends and began making threats. He wasn't mugged that day. Hope you get over the shock, saaxib. Can't imagine it being nice.
  13. Abwaan;807203 wrote: Yaab Badanaa....Maxaa Abtigiis loo canaananayaa waa yaabe..? Haddii aan loo haysan maxaad sheekada gabdhaha dhan u soo hadal-qaaday. Anigu waxaan u fahmay inuu la yaabay yarka ay Khaatumo Booranaha ka tan badiyey ku noqotay oo xitaa mustaqbalka reerkii uu dhisi lahaa u burburinaya, sidaas ayuu isla hayn waayey Abtigiis caro oo uu u soo bandhigay arrintan madaxiisa ka weynaatey...Kuwa iyagu bahasha ku sii ciyaaraya oo u marmarsiiyoonaya inay gabadha Siilaanyo Aflagaaddeeyaan maba loo jeedo. Ka leexda odayga please. I once sat with a guy in a coffee shop that was swearing to me that girls from your family, Abwaan loved to throw themselves at passing men. It made me so angry that I had to come here and share it with you. They say the one's from Nassir's neck of the wood play hard to get but later give in. Hada these are not my words, it's what I heard in the coffee shop and I am (I assure you) most ofended by it all. (Cala hamaan ya fircoon).
  14. ^^ Sorry. I don't jump off bridges. Only depressed scripts need do so. Go on warya, go discuss makeup tips with your other creations. Shoo...
  15. Abtigiis;807076 wrote: Some habits never die** indeed, ng. such as the habit of whinning and victim playing. ngonge, do u seriously believe i insulted someone here,? Insult, no. Offend, YES.
  16. Taleexi;807050 wrote: Leave the Odayga gabdhihiisa alone. One of them who is from the Bay is a friend of mine. Indeed, very sweet person she is.. Maaddeey, xagaad ka shaqaysaa? kootarabaan iyo reerkiina loo kala caal waa, waa run oo taan aqaan koleyba mar waa la furay. Abtigiis, Saaxiibow jacaylka iyo siyaasada ha isku qasin haddii aadan soo asaasiqi rabin. I'm a great proponent of intermarriages, and what not ... such communal rituals make the supply chain stronger. However, one should die with his political believes and convictions. War mayaad igaga xigtaa dee? Orodo inadeerka la hadal. Anigu I don't mind A&T when he does these things. It is his habit now and only a mad person would get mad with such habits (ceebtiisa maaha, etc, etc). Lakin adigu eesh qiyaasak warya?
  17. North London, Abu Salman. Were they Somali?
  18. *Blessed;807022 wrote: As usual Abtigiis, siyaasad ku daba dhuumo to insult women. Below the belt and imbecilic, indeed! Ma caayaa, ayaayo? Ma dila? Just say the word, I know where he lives.
  19. ^^ SOL corrupted me. But the mention of Theiry was not about clan dee. It was about Somalia. Wax fahan. As for Liverpool: Mr and Mrs Henry Han, who met and fell in love while watching Liverpool games in the official fan club in Singapore, posted this video of their ceremony on YouTube so that "John W Henry and others in Liverpool FC feel the love of the club from the fans in Singapore and Asia as a whole." Seems safe to assume that message has got across. Here's the message posted by Mrs Han beneath the YouTube video. "We are Liverpool fans living in Singapore some 6823.5 Miles from the city of Liverpool. In late 2001, through our support for our beloved team, we met each other @ Official Liverpool FC Fanclub Singapore Branch. What follow was a courtship unlike other couples. Our dates were watching Liverpool FC together every weekend. Everywhere we go, we were dressed up in identical LFC tops. "When we finally decide to take the path to marriage, our wedding had to be LIVERPOOL FC-inspired theme. Our friends would come in their soccer jerseys. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/liverpool/9154935/Singapore-couples-Liverpool-themed-wedding-Youll-Never-Walk-down-the-aisle-Alone.html
  20. In Japan's case, one warlord was given 'western' weapons and he managed to beat all the other warlord and central the rule of his country, which in trun allowed for ideas of clans and diamos to disappear. AMISOM anyone? p.s. Your head is a nice place, Adam. Shame that the rest of us keep having to open our eyes.
  21. ^^ Where is Theiry these days? He's got his priorities all upside down. when Sheikh Sharif was doing badly but Arsenla doing well, he was here all the time. Now that Arsenal are doing badly and Sharif is doing well, there is no sign of the man. Still, maybe Arsenal's last four games and the improvement shown is going to bring him back. But..but.. Oh!!!! Poor Sharif.
  22. ^^ And after a year of marraige, only the groom is the one who can remember how much he paid. The rest of the people all move on to the next girl and next fool who is willing to pay whatever is asked. PLASTIC FLOWRS for all.
  23. NGONGE

    Uber Facts

    No idea what this thread is about but here is a fact for you: In 2001 an iPod cost $400. Had you bought one Apple share (for the same price) instead it would be worth (today) $26,000!