Originally posted by checkmate: You know u somali when u buy a computer and ur parents ask for BBC somali radio 24/7 Lol...typical Here are some more i happen to come across GIRLS: You own a gold set You wonder why people stare when you hire out a car, because they saw you yesterday with a banger Your phone number is x-directory You have a limited variety of food recipes Your phone line has been cut off at home, your mum only wants incoming calls, yet you have a mobile phone At school, your parents were never aware of Parents’ Evening (…and if they did attend Parents’ Evening and you got a bad report, you told them that the teachers were all racist) Girls: Your brother thinks he’s your dad You address every other Somali person on the planet as "your cousin" You have to offer guests tea even before they’ve stepped into your house You dance at a complete stranger’s wedding (and claim you are a distant relative) Your can tell a Somali home by it’s curtains You studied A’ Level Maths and your seen as one in a million in the Somali population You go to drop off one person to the airport, but you take 50 extra people with you Your entire family runs the marathon when they see a dog (calmly walking on the other side of the road) You’re related to your husband/wife even before you’ve married them It’s quiet common to still be in college or school at the age of 30.