^^ I know that you think, that i am joking if you miss - just don't miss reading those three suras three time each tonight. Trying is for wimps - Doing is for the wise. i always thought you to be wise man.

LOOOOOOL@ the arabs writing somali as if they were white men - proper carrablaawes (carrab=tongue)

Originally posted by Jamaal11: Wallee waa markaad isku qaban jidheen wey jidhaa iyo ma jidho, ood ma jidho u badan jidheen. quote of the month

Ngonge - Ibti told me the girl that wanted to see you - apparently she would pay good money to see you with your hair and if you let her shave it for you, she would triple the amount. so come man - do it for charity.

^chew this> "clan is...eerr not everything"

Originally posted by Juxa: this is the second time someone is saying sayid waa 28 :eek: dadkaan maxaa udhiman? :confused: & :mad: *like a woman whose age has been miscalculated* what are you saying??

The following SOL’s contingents attendance is compulsory - should they fail to attend - I will be asking SOL's resident fakir to do the necessary habaar Jamal11 NGONGE chubacka Intuition NinBrown G G Abu-Salman Jafe101 Ismahaan *Buuxo* Thierry Emperor Adam Z Fabregas Nehanda Marx Lily Faheema Baraf Juxa and Ibti add the ones i left out.... Come and cleanse your souls people :cool:

^where have you seen a fakir without tusbax??. Nuune Fakir - fakirs are not known to give anything other than habbaar and sometimes when something is given to them - a couple long ducas that make no sense awaiting juxa's confirmation for your absolution.

28 year old baby waa akhiro simaan. jury will be out on my case for long while. *waxa goorta hurta ma labbaatan jir ba $%^&ku laabta yaal, timiha shafka jiq ku noqdeen* = the case of A&T & JB.

a fakir who loses his tusbax!! tut, tut! now you habbaars won't work anymore Subax wanaagsan iyo maalin khayran kuli

The Vagabonds & Fakirs are foaming at the mouth again at the mere mention of qardho/sayid. Tallo: waryaaya darreerka iska tira - sidan waa laa dhamaaye - Rag iska dhiga

<*seeing qaloocan bothering che - shouts out * "qaloocan, qaloonbi, qaloon, qalood, qaloombi"

ps: why are you pretending inaad tahay dhaayman iyo luul and your phone rings constantly. 13 missed calls from 9 different numbers - how is that for diamond and pearl attending a funeral is an obligation on muslims and it must be adhered to.

Juxa, Juxa, Juxa!!! goordmad juxunjuxadda barata? what are you on about forieng wive vs somali families - ma ana ii dan leedahay? bal noo sheeg - half baked stories are not my cup of tea and becareful before you are given the juuni! that ibtisaam is bunny boiler

....."i See U Like Eatin Plants....but Can U Plz Not Eat Mine While Im Gone"

i did not tell her you were married - just that you were from Burco

Originally posted by IndigoBlue: LoL dee you look like a Siyad ka daro dibi dhal - you must have counfused me with Jaceylbaro when have you seen my mouth?

LOL@xox&xax - you have given me ideas now. no more real names - given that both you have the same names - it looks like same person calling more than once - and that is a problem.

ibti you beenlowad LOL@IndigoBlue (indhabuluug)- but why did you call me Siyad? she knows about them - that is the problem

Subax wanaagsan akhyaarta khayrsan, Juxa, Ibti, Fu-fu, Ngonge, Nuune iyo kuwa ka daba yimaada. Wa laay sheegay in shalay lay caynaayey - waan idin cafay :cool: Juxa; seriously is that what you want me to say? ma dad waalan baa imanaya meesha? P.S. don't either of you call me on any of my numbers - the mrs has the phones

From: Taleex, Somalia Beenlow :cool:

All able bodied young somali professionals who live in or around london and have seen this advert should attend - haddii kale - Waxaan Illaah ka baryaya $%&*^&(OP*&^%$£%^ "%£^$%&*&*(^%$%£ ^$£%&*()_)*&^%£$ "£$%&^*()))(&*^%$ %£$^&*(((*^%&$£ in kuligiin "£$&%*(*^&%$^&*^()*& %^$%$%& "$£%^&&&^%£$^&* :cool: nuune spit on it - the rest of you say aamiin!

LOL@new park, mss dd let the girls know of any worthy projects that you see happening in dhulkii hooyo. :confused: @ people implying i was somehow part of this event in the first place. Althought i wish i was, this event is solely these lovely ladies pet.

Congratulations to Qardho & Qabridahare – Commiserations to A&T and KK

Well Done Juxa & Ibtisaam - Good Luck with everything - i will pray for you lot and the event. Barwaaqo - i am sure the girls will attend your wedding albeit with donation bucket