Ibtisam

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  1. I always hear people talking about Tim Hortons, CL baruur is a big hit in Hargisa, I should open a baruur shop. People get blessing from Baruur, it allows those who are childless to have children, the blind to have partial vision, the deaf to become hard of hearing. My phone just rang, I answered it is my duugusi macalin from 1996, I have run into him handful times since then. Convo went like this: Me: Hello? Macalin: SalamAlikum, Me: Wa alikuma salam Macalin: Ma ibtisam baa Me: Haa Macalin: Iska waran uptee Me: err alhumdulilah? Macalin: Uptee wa farax abdi farax farax Me: Haa Macalin, Macalin: Miyanad Ibtisam aheyin Me: Mayan wa ahey macalin, ma wax dibatah ayaa jira Macalin: Maye uptee, ma ficantahey, Me: Haa Macalin: How is the family, islamahi ka waran? Me: Wey ficanayhiin, famailgagi soo ma fiician, maxa jira? Macalin: Waxaba ma jirin, why would you ask that? Me: Dhee dadka aan normal wada hadlin markey so haadlin wax iisiidah bad news ba jirah Macalin: Bisinka bisinka, maya uptee, wax dibatah ma jiiran, numbaraka mana hainin oh hada ayan heely, so waan ku salahye uun, Me: [Puzzled] okay Macalin: Ma shaqo ayaad joogta? Me: Haa Macalin: xagaad ka shaeqesa? Me: Central London. Macalin: Okay uptee, waan ku salamey uun. Me: okay Macalin: Salamalikum. Me: Wa Salama. Now I am :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: Huh
  2. Sayid: I google, type "Tuug qardo" http://www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&biw=1280&bih=809&q=tuug+Qardho&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=&fp=613793c 5dfdc7bfb If you are going to tell a lie, tell miid ruun uu eeg. Burco is a city, of course there are tuugs, mainly from your ends of the world though. :rolleyes: P.s. Just so I am a fair person: I type in Google; Burco tuug: http://www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&biw=1280&bih=809&q=tuug+Burco&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=&fp=613793c5 dfdc7bfb In any case, Burco tuug ta joogta wa la yaaqana, we even has siqrans too, imagine that :eek: P.s.s.s I am shocked ninamankii Geel la carcari jire ila xawa iyo Adan aya haad tuug wax ku cayah. :cool:
  3. ^^Dont be silly, no they registered for a PhD once.
  4. Loool, Juxa I don't open them unless I am bored, even then ma jawabo. Nuune
  5. Loool u made sound like a common theif who run off with your bag. Somalis and their lies. Uuuf. Che, sounds like this guy is your indheero, naga tag dhee with yoru mukur. You should have just said support my man.
  6. People who stole bags once ayah PM Candidate nooqonaya. waxas aniga ayab daam laha. Shid house, Somalia wey baadey, reer Qardo tuugtiid eye necein ba PM cadidate aha! :eek:
  7. Juxa, The only people I PM wa the trollers; JB, Sheh, Ngonge, iyo North. Xiita adiga iyo Faheema, serenity e-mail baan uu dira instead of PM. Laakin i get lots of traffic from daad igu yara qaldama iyo oodayal igu qafifey
  8. I don't mind the whole Somali thing to be honest, does he care about the place and solid Muslim with no hidden religions and myths. If so I will add my little vote, although based on the 4.5, my vote don't count anyway. :rolleyes:
  9. Loool The stranger with no tribal name Che, do you know that the 5 men who formed Turkey and put that mad man Ataturk in power were unknown men from unknown families all first name Mohammed. It was later found that they were former Jewish, Muslim converts who changed their names. So while I am inclined to supporting unknown clans, at least innu Somali Muslim yahey ma inaga huubta? We don't want to end up with Eitho Jews who with Muslim names and outwardly behaved like Muslims but secretly believed in Sabbetai Zevi, the 17th-century false messiah! :eek:
  10. Looool @ all the suggestions. One thread I KNOW LSK does not read is Troll, so save them peeps Hello and wlc to the late wakers.
  11. What could be so important in SOL that you need to forward it to your e-mail? That is taking SOL into your normal world/ life.
  12. LSK needs to increase the PM capacity. I am storing evidence which I can't delet but need space for my daily hello's Salamah people.
  13. Lol ngong story heeehlooool. Jb waxa kugu dab tuukan ayah ayaba kaa walaan.
  14. Ibtisam

    I got burnt.

    Haatu, lol actual no, I've had split second considerations though, sort 10% crushes, got bored in around 2mins. True story. Lol Lyeech: CL iska daaf she is a little bit angry on mondays, plus she forgot to apply for her dream job and recently her blue eyed blond hang-on decided his arm is tired.
  15. Val, come on the 30th Oct. Serenity promised she will come and support a friend EDIT: I just remember, her other friend is showing a film on the same day. Supporting Friends rather
  16. lool @ Besides the new SOL regulations state that they need 6 weeks notice of death...and as she’s long standing active member she will need to comply fully!!! Cajuusad, I only just saw this now!!! :mad: lol. Juxa thinks I am a car, MOT baa ii direysa! lol
  17. Juxa and Malika, I am okay I had lunch with one of the consultants and told them how I nearly died today. He assures me that he thinks I just got trapped air in the pipes and that it happens to some people but not dangerous, but he said the duration was too long for it to be anything else, I should only worry if the pain lasts for less than 1min or so.
  18. Dont worry aniga indheigo shan aha kuso arakay waxan aad xaysisey soon inshallah
  19. Dhee adigu post the pictures, I though fair ka daan was an advert for water iyo dagax Lool @ our own jubba river.
  20. ^^^No you didnt, you got angry and then through your toys out saying because wa Kulmiye you indheer waxba ma garanyo
  21. The fruits/ vegs, the maxaad water (sorry Norf) Dagax mooyan eh miiyan meesha wax kaley laga doofin wax soo gal mooyan eh. Goat and sheep don't count. Livestock wa in laga upgrade garaeyo!
  22. ^^^^The said Minister is a rich man, has been a rich man for some time, NGO bribe poor farahs In any case it is not the NGO or Shire making the new press release but the SL Press. Wax fahan! JB, I knew there was something fishy about that news, he has more diplomacy than that.
  23. Looks nice, laakin I only see import products (aside from the rocks- which are not very well presented) I hope hold man can create a two direction trade, rather than the same old one way traffic.
  24. This morning as I stood on the crowded train, I had a severe sharp pain on the left side, just above my rip cage. It was so painful I bent over and started to sit down on the carriage floor, someone jumped up and gave me a seat. Then I panicked, oh my god I’m dying, and on a crowded train too I thought, I’m going to be one of those corpse that stay in the fridge for ages while they locate my family! Then I was counting my most recent sins and freaked out even more! After about 5mins, the pain in my chest subsided, but my shoulder and left side of my head started hurting. An hour later, I only have a dull ache on the left side of my head, but it seems to be settling. Subxanallah. Life eh
  25. I didn't like AY when he was in power, didn't agree with his choices and methods, but I was sad to see him on UniTV tonight looking not so un-well, for that reason I have not opened this link. AY is no longer in power and you don't have to mak dua for him or be kind to him, but we can leave him to his maker, and we should not be laughing at his condition. Dont be so heartless.