Lol, biskinka. Waat I meant Muriidi. Are you having a brain block in your work? Then anaga ayaad entertainment noo soo doonatey

Adiga Quran ma luku saarey weliga? Wamaxey the dead sprit iyo waxad sheegisa? Maybe you think too much- stop thinking so much, otherwise waad xafifi. Murtiid waa aniga- stop trying to claim him.

Maybe wuu kaa lehey and if you are him- maybe waad iska heeishey and iis cajabiis Either way something has a semi crush on something

Adam, I like having u around here, please eidt this before you get banned for double account. Also Muriidi- what on earth was that confusing PM you sent me :eek: I thought it was a coded sixiir!!!

Loool, Cl if you are related to Juxa, don't worry inaguna we are related markaas.

Lets cut the rubbish run around. CL qolmad tahey, Arooska qolma leh and yaa laga gursanaya?? Juxa, the said qolo miya your friend tahey. end of discussion, one qolo never has two weddings in the same area on the same night. Maraqan la warajiinayo I am not so sure about it

Sheh I think I can decode your dream. Cawana kuu sheegi!!!! :eek:

For some reason I read North statement as "I gotta run (as in they are coming- tax people) then I saw the foot comment! Lol

Loool 100k is for the poor Juxa, nimanka they are trying to hide the combined GDP of Somalia and SL North Good luck- once they got you, they dig back 25years (that is the max they can look back) Thierry hehe lol

I'm sure they grew out of their wasaqnimo and ghetto ways

CL what is wrong with me as a publicist?? Lool @ North- you need an accountant dude.

Looool @ Adam, trust you to pick that up. Nuune are you the said nac? laku cheat iyo abuse ba loo damaey and then married her I wonder where is taqwa these days? He was the police of SOL.

^^^Hey Buuxo- Mix Xalwa with Canno? That is the most nasty suggestion I have ever heard!!!! Milk, sugar iyo saaliid and food colouring!!! :eek: :eek: eeeew Alwad dealer's No Bloody addicts. Nuune adiga you are obessed with jimicsi- I think you dont like it and force to do it, or you like it and dont get enough- either way you are always trying to force others to share ur pain/or pleasure. Naag tag.

Juxa what about the link between Xalwo and hargab? Illah ammarkii 3 different times I eat Xalwo, I got hargab markaan habenkii seexdey!!! :ekk:

^^^Why maxad aragety? Loooool walahi that post made me laugh- imagined an old ayeeyo saying that with her hand on her heart!

HAHAHA Thierry is that the one you went with Canno Geel???? Miis you got into another fight- send me details dhee- adiga daagal ba ka soo hadey. Juxa enjoy JB feeling- haad siidisa uu jamacad iyo studying ha ku jirin.

loool @ emptying ur mind- so daadka bila masakaxad uu ba cuuna bahasha miya?? What istak after eating xalwa- haad miyi la jiifsaad? lol

Loool @ Lesson on how to consume xalwad. Juxa's Manual says eat it by the jawaan. Adiguna maxad leedehy??

Thierry, Ngonge is your Accountant and Publicist aniga igu haale- I am the Somali Max Clifford.

^^Is there a way to eat Xalwad??? I cut into small bits and eat them, or warp it in a little bread and eat it. But either way it gives me Hargab.

Maxaad ku qoosli- say mabruuk dhee oo dhaaf.

Loool @ 42, I have yet to guess Jxa's age. she tells me she is 10years older than me- that puts her at 42 and she has been saying that all the time, but she looks 15!!!! I want some of what she takes but she tells me was Xalawad, but everytime I eat Xalwad I get hargab!!! :mad:

Our extensive network of ground reporters and Somali scouts inform us that a momentous occasion has taken place today. However, in order for our regular readers to understand how momentous this event is we will need to take them back to the beginning. It was in a dark moonless night that our heroine was born. A couple of our older reporters even claim to have been present at her birth. It is said that she weighed the equivalent of two dooros and a musbaar. They also tell us that although like all newborn babies she was born crying, her crying was unique and it sounded like reasoned protest rather than shocked waqaq. We assume she took exception to the midwife slapping her back as she was delivered but this is merely a supposition on our part. Things move on rapidly and now our heroine is five years old. She spends her days riding around in the backs of cats and speaking on behalf of her younger siblings. That enduring streak of protest still remains and she is always found wherever trouble is brewing. She develops a keen sense of justice and is forever trying to defend the oppressed, the downtrodden and the exploited (in the case of children, we assume this involves snatched sweets or turns on a slide). The war breaks out in Somalia, homes are looted, people are killed and injustice thrives. Our heroine’s family drags her kicking and screaming away from the capital. They are seeking refuge in Europe but she is refusing to go. This is her passion, this is her life’s calling and this is where she was meant to be. She wants to go around dismantling isbaaros. She wants to confront the moryaans. She wants to defend the defenceless. But the family ignore her and take her to Europe anyway. She is now a teenager in a foreign land. She has to contend with the twin problems of being a teenager and fighting her lifelong foe (oppression in all its forms). Many unsuspecting teenagers feel her wrath (and her scrawny fingernails). The fight continues, the protest endures and there is no rustukh for the wicked. She moves to London, joins a law firm and turns to helping old Somali ladies and duuqyaash jajab in the baraf. She hones her abilities and spends endless nights scanning law books, justice manuals and the odd Cosmo. Her endless hard work and studying continues and the protest remains. This is when things get serious, because..... she has only gone and become a trainee solicitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is a momentous occasion because the protest child is now legally, officially and formally eligible to defend the defenceless and bully the bullies. And though it is an actual job, her colleagues did not nickname her pro bono publico (PBP) for nothing. We would love to send her a congratulatory message but we must first discuss the issue with our lawyers and see if there are any legal mistakes or loopholes that she might spot in our message. We urge you all to do the same; PBP has a sharp eye and a lifelong love for straight talking…….... Congratulation to my dearest friend on her achievements;

After some digging, I have come to conclusion that SL is now at that stage where it is make it or break it- and a lot of people want it to make it- both insiders and outsiders. There are powers at work beyond Silanyo and I am impressed with some of the initiatives that have commenced. I am SURE they were not Silanyo’s ideas (sorry North), but SL is becoming more in-line with familiar western practises and institutions. All I can say is that it looks to be an interesting few years. None-Somalis now NEED stable Somalis, but I don’t think SL realises the gapping mouth that is about to swallow them- not sure recognition is worth being used.

^^Samir iyo Imaan Allah ha ka siiyo. ^^^Your PM is full.