didn't know where to stick this jokes or general so oh well i can understand your dilemma, some are sooo funny, while others are plain dry and common sense. thanks, some were funny

Red Sea: sea atheether: look at it this way me too... america gave so much to the world and got so little in return. God must really love em for them to continue to prosper and grow. My translation: America gave so much to the world (shit/weapons and mass destruction) and got so little in return (No attacks on American land before 9/11). God must really love then for them to continue to prosper and grow << sarcasm. we know nothing about SB and his personal belives nor his real views, which may or may not be represented by what he writes on the forum. In any case, i don't think this is a the place, nor time. No one can judge him or anyone else, for no one is that special. ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE.

^^^lool; all in a nutshell. Red sea. depends. there are two meanings to sheik; 1) knowledge; marshallah kind of individual, who has been blessed with understanding and acting upon what they know. 2) Sheik, a title: Connotations of wealth, healthy, charm and looks. The Head of the family i meant neither funnily enough Khalaf: you think i'm this girl with eyes are dark as night (is that an insult?<<) No I’m not her. MC hamar: which one? i must have missed it

lool nameless; he's given up already. Red sea, i don't think you did understand. Green contacts? NAmeless, stop creating rumours, not good for my reputation:D

^^you mean you can't see me; waves. i can see your short fluffy bread from here; don't look so shocked yeah i have one of those cam-webs, i can't see everyone; including you better not do do anything you don't want me to see cheers

who said shik's are allowed to play and waste this much time? I’m just pulling your legs. Relax and Stop eating with your mouth open so wide!!

Never mind i got it now. Assumptions clouded by ability to see behind the words. You must stop messing with my head. EDIT: or maybe God wants them to fall from a higher place, flat on their face!! or fat A*s*s

^^^Are you serious :confused: i hope so

yeah yeah whatever. yab yab. laterz EDIT: really you should take that hat off? your trashing shik's image

^^^ hello. wlc to bordem and learning somali. just me and Khalaf on line all day and we basicly run the show

2morrow is monday, guess you can always start then and stop peeking.

hello dear:^^^ i was not proposing an attack, who do you think i am. al-qe'ada. i wish they get in return what they give or plan for others.

count it as the last!!! it is as close as you would get anyway :rolleyes:

^^ you mean you can't even do that on your own!! :eek: forget cooking you need intensive course on few other things! NB: THIS LAST PAGE IS AN EXAMPLE OF first date no-no conversations people, for anyone who was still waiting on the topic.

you mEan you finally understood!!! Don’t mock my glasses, they cost million bucks! the fact you went back proves that you have no self control AND, the shike hat and act has to come off!!

immature jacka$$$ up in here i think you've already passed that stage, better run with you tail between your legs. cheers

Wherever you saw those fake blue eyes, stop staring, next time it might not be fake blue eyes that stare back at you. Whatever happened to lowering your gaze?

^^^are you judging me? :rolleyes: In any case i refuse to be used as a case study to measure the success of Red sea's advice

^^ i know: We know whose fake "blue eyes" on a Somali girl Peace My comment: Contact lenses work wonders and at time hypnotises people. (the rest was an over explanation which you won't get, being farah and all.

^^^^qabilist indeed. and also hijacking the topic, trolling, you name it, you broke every rule. Come back not good enough for someone who is bored"!!! this made me laugh First date? what a joke, who ever goes on a date? this must be the end of this planet's time expand; the xalimos and Farah's going on date, I am asking for what? What happened to the old traditional way where the guy goes up the girl's family and asks for permision to get marry to their daughter? going on a date is a stolen property, stolen without the permision of the owner. Please come back to the old ways,our ways. I will tell you what not to do or what things to avoid. Never go out on date to non other than your husband, if you aren't married never go on date with a guy. Never be alone with some guy or girl in place. Never stare deep in the eye of a girl or a boy. Never touch a girl or a boy whom is outside of your relatives without a marriage. If you are girl, never go outside without your full body armor (Hijab), and if you are a guy never go out with the ambition to see a girl. loool oh lord. lool. thanks red sea

red sea; thank you. you will be rewarded by my attendance in your class next year Khalaf: hhm contacts work wonders and at time hypnotises people to drop at my feet. Now stop starting unless you want me to arrange a pleasant surprise in its place.

^^in that case i think i'm going get a mod to block you from SOL Maybe she has a name she just does not want to tell you! And who said pretty boys were attractive anyway :rolleyes: No I just did few calculations, and your age worked out to be: still in nappies, baby bottles and cereals. sorry could not resist

^^ i like red sea better. and i did't click on the link. bit too fake with farah in the middle

^^^ i'm older than you, so behave and stop being such farah. you would be lucky of nameless even looked your way. p.s. have you no self control? stop yourself. farahs these days (shakes head)

^^^ i do? really!; good