Hmmmm.... 1) WHY must you marry a Somali women?? What is wrong with the other Muslims. You are limiting yourself too much. Even Somali guys are having a hard time getting married. (or so I keep hearing, but that maybe due to them being picky) 2)How old are you hortaa?? Why are you in a such rush to get married?? Can you even afford married life?? 3)Like you said I can understand that I'm not much of a catch at the moment, but I can change things for the most part. I'm quite heavy, but I can exercise and lose weight. I'm not rich, but I can save money. I don't have an education, but I can go back to school if I want. You can change all those things YES. BUT the number one thing you need to change is your SELF ESTEEM and CONFIDENCE. 4) Always put the best foot forward. You are continuously putting yourself down, lowering your standard. STop always emphasizing your shortcomings. Talk about some of your good points. WHY should a stranger who knows nothing about you overlook a long list of shorting comings. HEre is what your current CV looks like: - I am an uneducated, - Old (you implied this) - Low standard, anything average, she can't be better than me in education, age, standard of living etc# - Insecure - Divorcee: She must accommodate to my kids, my life centers on them. - Grounded: I'm not moving an inch, I'm staying with my kids, she must be willing to live here till death does us apart, unless they move, in which case we move. - Slightly over weigh, - Skilled labour - White guy: you may have to fight your family for me And then you say; By the way I'm good, easy going guy. Why would you think someone would wait to hear/ read this far? You need to work on your CV my dear. Even if you was a Farah, I doubt you would get a half decent wife like that, unless your mother hooked you up with her sisters daughter or something. Finally those changes you mentioned should be done to make you feel and look better for your benefit, not for some chick who is not even here yet. Watch them fall over themselves to get you then. If all else fails Hargisa is full of women who will kill each other to have you, take a holiday there, you will beating them off with a stick, all ages, sizes, pretty, stunning, educated, low class, rich, poor. It is the land of opportunities.

Please tell me, I am not the only one who forgot about the damn parties and got stuck in the tube with 100s of drunk people! :eek: :eek: I even considered walking home.

YEs North, it was all your fault. Thank god you left!

^^Come on dee, don't tell on the poor girl. Now every SOL guy who comes to UK would be like you saw Cadaan, why don't you see me! lol Loool @ bunch of old men! Loool Don't worry about Isseh, he does that anyway, so nothing new to him! lol

^^^^Looool Hahaha. Cadaan. I hear the brothers Have shown you good time though, so good report on Londoners yeah. P.s. Have you not met all those girls who said "Yes" in your thread?

^^^Erm I so did not. I just did not hang with the boys What ever gave you the idea that I would be doing that. lool @ beebal

^^Already. That was quick! lol Review of london??

^^^^Lool At least she aimed high. I hate people he steal pennies or rob shops and liquor stores. Regardless of what you are doing, you should do it well and to the best of your ability. No point stealing few pounds here and there. Ganggisterad, subxanallah! As for the terrorist guys; they are innocent. :cool:

^^^Keep looking, so far from JB. So far, he has reformed, grown up a bit, but still up to his old mischief. Does not post as much, but when he does, you will see the old clown. Ameen... We are waiting dear, spit it out??

NO! :eek: :eek:

^^^Did not know you was here for the girls dear. But no, I have a date with my laptop and a film. I'm been dragged to see S&C on Saturday nyt, my friend has no one to go with her and she is a die-hard fan of the thing. I've never managed to watch one complete episode, so maybe I should not judge so harshly, but I don't see what I could possible have in common with a four 40+, white, ****** and far too rich for their own good grown as*s women acting like they are in their 20s? :confused: Maybe I will be converted after seeing the film. Otherwise 3 ½ painful hours wasted, in a cinema full of sniffing women.

35 year old women?? :eek: :eek: Ngonge :rolleyes: come must you be so mean!

Clown Is still here. If you read carefully you will see hints of the old clown in the new character

Hello All Freeeeeeeeeeeeedoooooooooooooooooom Hehehehehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh P.s. Caadaani; how do you like London so far????

I cannot believe they beat up and threaten the only doctor. They should be washing his feet. May allah reward him and his time.

^^^You are still optimistic? Errrrrrrrrrrg. I can't think, I'm just so mad right now. :mad: :mad:

^^^I think he was trying to say that his shitty job in Bham was better paid then what he was doing, Maybe he was hoping for a pay raise so he can terrorise more people. Ba*stard. :mad: Uuuf Caaleek.

I would like to hear from certain people's take on the images and issues raised. Malika, they were owned, not even rented, but owned. Acuuduabiliah. Like Starving people care about a sale by date. I assume he is fine with them eating animal skin and dying of starvation. What a pathetic excuse.

Subxanallah, how upsetting, sad and depressing I did not think I could feel any worse about somalia. Some reminders are just painful. Starts plotting how to get ride of certain people...

Sophist & Rudy & Hibo are your faviourt. lol hehe Well two out of three are around SOL, so they can throw you a party. I miss Sharmaarke. He was cool.

Looool, this is funny. I'm with Cara Working class :cool:

Lol. Haha Oh dear the slap....

Cadaan^ Wlc to London It has been raining since North arrived here. Blame it on him! :mad: I'll look out for you today... If it stops raining, I'll make it down.

No Emperor I just don't like your semi juug and run like tuug approach. When someone says something, it is not too much to expect them to defend it or retract it. My weakness or lack of humour is not the issue nor is it anyone on SOL concern. Don't open doors you cannot close again aboowe qadaade.

^^^Ma nacaas baad tahey, baal maxaad laa qosoli, if there is nothing to laugh at?? :confused: None of my points were remotely funny. The only people I know who laugh at everything and in the wrong moments are in specialized hospitals, not too far from us! I was not defending North, (haadal ku maa shaan buu kuu daaca?) I was offended at the stupidit*y being passed off as facts in here. Why is it that whenever me and someone who happens to also come from the north end on the same thread; You accuse me of defending them?? Can I not put forward my own objection on an issue? If I follow your logic, does it mean that the six of you on this thread trying to hammer the same points home are defending each other? or does it not apply to non northerners?