Ibtisam

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  1. Thierry, you don't have long to go , just stick with me for one day and you will be there
  2. ^^^Really, right, well yes of course we believe you.
  3. My street is not on there, but my work place is :eek: :eek: Looks nice in pictures LOL
  4. I did not know north was older than serenity, waxab iis ma daantan. oldies **ducks before serenity sends a flying shoe
  5. The sujui receptionist is going back to Kenya tonight to get married, bless him he is so nervous and worried, every time I see him, he asks me to make dua! Now I feel like saying, dude relax, how hard can it be! Salamz everyone.
  6. ^^^LOOOOL @ collecting our pensions. I thought it was exclusive, but after browsing for a while, I noticed everyone is senior, well everyone I noticed.
  7. Ibtisam

    Hayaay!

    NGONGE!! HAHAHA LOOL That is great! LOL They need to give you some work to do at WORK! How did you have time to do this!!
  8. Huh?? when did this happen<<<< on my status, does that mean LSK thinks I am getting old :mad: On the real, do we get sweeties or any powers to erm bully other nomads [Yeah, yeah I know I already do that!]I mean you know, officially Can you make it look like this Senior Nomad without the commands showing dhee
  9. People are going to sue them now. Line up all, we'll get a lawyer. I don't know how to use this thing. where do I put the postcode in? But check this, you cannot sue them for showing your face or car number, but you can sue them if harm comes to you as a result of them showing your details. So who wants to get bitten up Geeljire! shid, LOL, Waar I meant niid boodweyen
  10. Abu you are to late with the damn duca, Geeljire nasiibkey nooqdey! I will look around in the weekend inshallah, but I doubt I have what you want, almost everything I wrote was about SL.
  11. ^^^I told you it was too general ya Abu, stop trying to trick me into doing your work! Give me some articles or authories to look for at least. Otherwise you got to wait till I have an afternoon free in the weekend to go through and read through articles to see if they are related to your research or not!!! Nationalism is not my field either, but I can send you things on the failure and issues that arise from that. My field was economics, so all my articles are related to that, rather than a wishwash idea of nationalism iyo waaxan laa gaaraninin!
  12. Bloody double post! SOL is having problems today; hmm let me find another joke! once in a far away land there lived a king who had a beautiful wife with very voluptuous breasts. in the kings army was the warrior called Nick the Slayer. His main dream in life was to get hold of the king's wife breasts in his hands. One day he approached Horatio the Physician and told him of his wish. he promised Horatio the Physician that if he is able to help him achieve his dream he will give him one million gold coins. Horatio promises to help him. The next day Horatio slips an itching powder into the Queen's upper garments. in court with the king her breasts begin to itch badly. when Horatio the Physician was called the told the king that the only person that can treat that ailment in the whole kingdom is Nick the Slayer because his saliva contains substances that can cure itching. so the king agrees. Nick takes the lady into her chamber and takes her breast into his mouth. before then the physician had given him a potion which he slipped into his mouth. after about 4 hrs of active breast sucking the itching stops. everyone is happy. the next day Horatio reminds Nick to honour his promise. he doesnt even look at him cos he knows the secret will never come out and he's had what he wants already. so Horatio after sometime slips the itching powder into the Kings shorts and guess who was called to come and lick the Kings balls............... moral of story......learn to pay your bills and honour your promises
  13. ^^^Your smile reminded me to read my joke e-mails. Hi, honey, this is Daddy," .... "Is your Mommy near the phone?" "No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank," After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!" "Oh Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy, right now!" "Uh, Okay, then......here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle Frank that Daddy's car's just pulled up outside the house." "Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy." "And what happened?" he asks. "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying through the front window ...and now she's all dead." "Oh my God!!!!! And what about Uncle Frank?" "He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the Swimming pool..... but he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's all real dead too." ***long pause*** Daddy says, "Swimming pool? Is this 555-7039?" A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy before?" A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!"
  14. ^^^Gosh how many screens do you have opened! Mind you don't crush your computer, iyo weliba 21 unread e-mails! LOOOL. I know that place :eek: P.s. This is bad idea for a police state, shid house!!
  15. ^^^Gosh how many screens do you have opened! Mind you don't crush your computer, iyo weliba 21 unread e-mails! LOOOL. I know that place :eek: P.s. This is bad idea for a police state, shid house!!
  16. ^^^I swear a day off is wasted on you!! I am still mad that it is wasted on someone who wakes at 6am on their day off!!! :mad: uuf, what is that about! Sheh Kick ***, but stop stressing about it!
  17. LOOOL MAlika, she was only complaining last night that you never ring her and send her random txt!! and never pick up her calls! LOL Nice touch on waking her up, who on earth is sleeping at 10am on a working day Shehe sorry to hear so, not good at all.
  18. Ibtisam

    Hayaay!

    ^^^You remind me of Qalbi Adgey, before he become Ethiopian. Red sea maaxad waada adiguna?
  19. **waves* @ Pucca, Sorry to hear that you cannot sleep. insomnia is a bitc*h. Try going gym in the evening and drink lots of water and turn off TV/ Computer 2hrs before bed time.
  20. Ibtisam

    Malaysia

    ^^Are you taking the family??
  21. ^^^LOOL @ E-mail me some. I am sure you can order them online, but on second thought I just read your location. No chance, you must move!!! Morning people, it is a lovely day. I'm here just having cheerios and tea.
  22. LOOOL How did I miss this thread!! LOL ala beerka! LOL
  23. Summer is here, I feel good , and cheerful, now my body just needs to catch up to the feeling.
  24. ^^I finish at 1ish, then have a meeting elsewhere till 5ish. Lightweight I'm thinking massage, I'm so burised and in pain.