^^^I should've just given them my number on the day soomaah

^^LOOL @ call the owner, talking about having contacts in high places! thanks. I will google lister health. Thanks What time is okay to have lunch, I want to eat now, but it seems strange to have lunch at 11am, does that mean I will have to go back out at 2pm to get another lunch if I eat this one now. lazy I know.

Juxa, any lucky with the clip, and also the MRI price thingy? I think you get a deal depending on volume of business, but double check for me plz if you can. I want to do something really exciting that makes me jump out of my skin, but cannot think of anything. Any ideas?

It is that time of the year, a man is hanging from outside my window!!! He made me jump out of my skin when he appeared. Shid house, talk about no warning

LOOOl Adam are you okay!!!! mixed message and a half, but I get the hidden message! LOOOl Adam: waad Kibri I see, miyaa aydlioh no si edyebo eb tsum ohw ehs

^^^Loool @ Waa Dowlad, I met some strange reer qardho people, thats waax ii helay. The girls of course are suubag and a half, I mean eesh cala, but seriously....

^^^nice positive thinking. Juxa, if I want 5 star in a deserted village, I will go to Arabah or the Sahara

EDIT: @ LOZ Yeah I kind of got that love, we were not really trying to hide anything. LOOl Rudy is BBC on steroids-

^^^lool, not ready to go public yet What were we talking about markii hoore, spiders eh

^^^Better hand out the first one to LOZ then @ Adam New code required.

^^^^Loool, aah your too fast, me and Adam were having a moment you know ! bloody farah @ LOZ

LOOOOL @ adam!! yas elpoep tahw tuoba yrrow t‘nod os ay-rof uvol tog i wonk uoy !riaffa na gnivah era uoy ekil ti ekam uoy

^^LOL Trouble maker! I'm not really worried about what he can do, just what I might do to him in reaction, although he has the whole of his little village qardho behind him, they too much drama and no energy here.

^^LOOOL @ Adam !!elpoep rehto wef a enigami dluow I llew

LOOOOL^^^You know I've heard some stuff too, you've changed recently. I mean, what happened to you?

^^8hrs!!!!!! Who sleeps 8hrs??? :eek: Gosh I wish. you did dream, you just were in too deeper sleep to remember.

^^Nevermind, Sayid Somali will kick up too much fuzz and aaf buur for 5yrs if I managed to get his thread deleted. Can't deal with more people getting pissed off with me right now.

^^^Trying to make a living dhee. What do you expect me to do, claim the dole. LOZ can you delet Sayid Somal silly thread plz?

Salam people. Man I feel so sleepy, I am trying to avoid drinking tea, don't know why, I just want to get use to waking up with out help since Ramadan is coming and all.

^^LOOOL You didn't? this thread was the last thing I read before going to sleep, I had a dream about a war zone and someone was shot in the eye and I was crying over a little child much like the one in the above picture, and there was a white man walking around and people were looking at him like he was going to save them all, but he just kept taking pictures. I guess I was thinking/ dream about the film.

:rolleyes: This thread is pants, running out of topics in SOL. On the one hand people are talking about education and intelligence, and then at the same time voting on ignorance and mass generalization. Education kii xagu idiin kaa daafey?? The comments here, Including the disgraceful terms ignorant Somalis use to refer to other communities and our mass generalization not only makes us look bad as a community, but also makes it hard for us to combat racism directed at us in out host communities. Most of the people on this forum are youngish, and we should not be recycling the old ignorant ways our parents coped with their new society.

^^^^Loool, We went Here : Watch the massage habit KK, I am an addict, just last week, my friend was dragging me away from this place, because I'd already had one two days before. But back pain is a bitc*

LOOOL This should be fun. I can't wait to see a bunch of farah's and Xalimo on mainstream cinema.

I don't understand, everything is news these days. :rolleyes: Btw, hook Caano Geel up, he wanted to know yaa qaabah Tanya in another thread. (But that could mean who has her in his dialect, rather than who is she married to) So maybe he thought reer Somaliland kidnapped her or something and hence the search.

So today I went to the Dova spa with a dear friend who brought vouchers for something that was promised to be very good and healthy and, did I mention good for you, physically and mentally, yad yad ya. So Somalis we are, after a little walk down the road, we arrived 15mins late for our spa , which was dedicated from our spa time (thank God I say, but the other one was not impressed) So, there I am lying down and this witch of a women (she was very polite and chatty too) gets a big hard scrubbing brush and proceeds to scrubbing like her life depended on it, till my skin went raw and I nearly screamed for her to piss off. Then he applies this nice beautiful warm gel thing, but the shid went freezing cold within a second of applying it to my skin. She cheerfully informs me that it will get even colder (something about opening pours for detoxify the body) By the time she applies to full body, I am freezing and she wraps me in cling foil (yes cling foil) and then wraps me with about 10towels, but oh my god I am still cold. Relax she says in her now annoying cheerful voice. Now I am barring my teeth and trying to resist the urge to call it quits. Then suddenly my body starts heating up almost to boiling point and going all tingly, (she tells me the treatment keeps changing from one extreme to the other because it is good for the skin) Meanwhile she proceeds to doing my face massage and its all good (did I mention the face massage was great?) She put my face mask on (cucumber on the eyes and all). Again now I am cold again and she turns the fan on to make it even more colder, THEN tells me to take a nap and leaves the room. (WHAT??!!! How can I take a nap I wanted to scream at her retreating back) The cold was back with vengeance, I wanted to move my hands, but she pinned my whole body together, and I started entertaining thoughts of freezing all together. Soon she came back to check on me (it felt like 30mins, but probably 5mins) Please, end this torture I tell her, she says it is good for you and starts telling me, how people do it once a month (WTH for I don’t know) Finish I mutter, and she unwraps me then tells me to run to the shower and wash off the gel to get back to normal body temperature. The little witch did not tell me, that the shower was boiling hot water, I jumped in, jumped out, jumped in and out, *st*u*p*i*d* thing when I turn it down, it is freezing, when I turn it up a notch, it is boiling. After sometime I finished washing off the dame gel, and now my skin was really tingly. She says it is normal, and people like that feeling (I wanted to scratch my skin off)! Anyway the rest of the spa (10mins) was great, moisture and body massage. I loved loved loved it. I mean it was divine, I almost forgot about the freezing cold. But boy it was cold, so cold. And the face massage and body massage was so great, now I know what to ask for next time Thanks to my friend, today I experienced extreme pleasure AND torture all at the same time-ish, there sure is a fine line (Maybe The Siren link is not such leap, does this count as a..... never mind]) LOL