Alpha Blondy

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  1. Taleexi;782797 wrote: Shit happens!! ... The earlier you accept the better for all. Nevertheless, I welcome the new state but you've to fight for it. leave the thread! your views are not acceptable. somaliland will crush this 'khatuumo state'. we need a halabja moment. i would personally spray these khatuumos. ultimately, we will win this battle, there is no questions about it.
  2. our boys (SL Army) is doing a wonderful job in liberating the poor of buhoodle against the oppressors (Khatuumo state) and those with vested interest in maintaining that buhoodlians continues to live under the yoke of fear and instability.
  3. Che -Guevara;782703 wrote: I am interested President Alpha Blondie's map. lol@che.
  4. country!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wont be posting any pictures. you could have just said 'somali territories or Somali peninsula or something neutral.
  5. norf are you coming brother...this is exciting.... i had so much fun the last two times you were here....
  6. who cares if they support this venture or not! this is purely for my own amusement with the subtle undertone of how pathetic these regional administrations have become.... i'm sick of every tom, dick and ali calling for their own administration. i only respect puntland bcos its the closest thing to a 'regional adminstration'. somaliland and somalia are two friendly nations intent on building friendly relations and closer economic cooperation.
  7. Malika;782781 wrote: Subax kheyr all. my new chick is from kuwait, before she was deported lol. she's got me speaking arabic! shock horror! i'm always using subax kheyr and listening to elissa and stuff! lol
  8. look what the cat dragged in....well if it isnt chubacka....... are you married yet?
  9. war deg dega: heavy flighting has been reported on the outskirts of Abdaal City, capital of Abdaal Republic, a regional adminstration in northern somaliland, somalia. According to AP, this latest incursion is a result of break-away republic of saaxilland in somaliland, somalia, attempts to wrestle control back of Abdaal oil wells. UNHRC along with MSF, who were the first to set up a camp around the outskirts of the city have condemned Saaxilland human rights abuses. Abuses include rape as a weapon of war, mutilations of genitals and mass murder of the adan isse sub clan of cadawe. hospitals are severly under-equipped and with no end in sight to the latest conflict, UNHCR estimates up-to 1 million people could go without food, in the worst humanitarian disaster to hit the Horn of Africa since the great famine of 1992. Somalia remains without a central government since 1991. I
  10. war deg dega: sheikh abdaal, a provisional town within the disputed territories between saaxilland and somaliland has called for the creation of a new regional administration. this is the latest regional adminstration to announce its plans to secede since the collapse of the somali government in 1991. somalia remains without a functioning central government for 21 years.
  11. opportunitistic - only becos you follow the crowd.
  12. translated in english 'why should goods imported from berbera be sent to wajaale and then sold to us again in berbera for extortionate prices. we support saaxilland and will defend it with our blood and dignity, go saaxilland!'' nimcan jibiril - al bustaani general trading, bebera. ''bebera is a ghost town, there are no jobs nor any opportunities. the somaliland govt has failed the youth of saaxil, i support this new goverment!'' - Ali Sugale - unemployed, october district, berbera, saaxilland ''the dubur conference promised some much, we've yet to see any tangible results, there were talks of a data-colllection on the number of indigenous saaxillians but city is being sold off to people from foreign lands. the saaxilland govt has take care of its own before giving hand-outs to immigrants''. casha yusuf eiidle - pensioner and former wife to the deputy colonial administrator's assistant. these harrowing and indeed candid quotes provide some insight into the discontent with the 'somaliland' govt ineptitude and broken promises and the timely arrival of the committee for the reestablishment of saaxilland. we not only promise to restore saaxilland to its former glories but to ensure its quick secession from the union with 'somaliland'
  13. the saaxilland national electoral commission has chosen, of course with my recommendations, cabdicasiis jarmal, the legendary somali qaaci fanan's Udooro Dacadnimo as the official referendum song.
  14. there is a meeting happening in saaxil as we speak. this meeting is being held for the creation of a new regional administration in saaxil, formally part of Somaliland. saaxilland is a stragetic regional adminstration with access to the red sea, very rich in mineral resources and petroleum and very historic sites including las geel and adam and eve rock formations. i've been appointed the saaxilland ambassador to hargeisa, the capital of the ever shrieking former british protectorate known in the region as 'somaliland'. my first priority is to organise a referendum to the saxilland electorate and to ask them; Do you want saaxilland to be an independent country?.
  15. lol@somalina, of all the things you could have said about me why the hell would you say that? do you think i'm here to entertain. what you've said reminds me of the scene in goodfella, where joe pesci goes slightly melodramatic becos someones says he's 'funny'. i'm not happy with your description of me.
  16. lol@somalina! yh i didnt see the lol. ok lets start again; i think you have firm held convictions.
  17. we (aplha and somalina, highly unlikely to have our names together again) are the epitome of the difference between somaliland and zoomalia. you're rude, aggressive, abrasive and unruly. you have too accept the rules of the game. pay some respect to the thread starter. this is potentially a good thread with so much insight to reveal. dont ruin it for the rest of us.
  18. that's not allowed. you cant use the same word to describe the person below. YOU ARE DISQUALIFIED!
  19. adam, you moronic inbred-fetus, stop sabotaging my thread. we've spoken about this before. why are you being silly? its not funny walahi.
  20. Chimera;779047 wrote: I can't wait for the road to be repaved, the garbage to be cleared, and a serious construction boom of highrise buildings to take place. The thought of packing a backpack and booking a trip with Turkish Airlines to Mogadishu somewhere in 2013/14 and walk on that specific road at sunset is truly dreamgasm. mark my words ''you'll never go to that god-forsaken hell-hole in your lifetime''. Mogadishu will continue to burn to the ground because its people are wicked and they are being punished. it looks like a nuclear armageddon has ripped through this hell-hole like hiroshima. the people will never recover from all those years of beheadings, abuse and trauma. its social-fabric is destroyed. i hear there are great opportunities in mogadisho, i'm tempted to go there and make a killing - literally at the expense of the poor people like selling small arms and machetes to the locals so they could finish what they've already starte in this hell-hole post-apocalyptic mess. it would never have peace because the vultures like the un and ingos and tfg continue to make a living from the suffering of this hell-hole. its people are not ready to embrace peace. even all these magazines say its the worst place to live in the world. i agree! no thanks and i'm pretty sure turkish airlines has better destinations to go to.
  21. the game has been ruined. its a one word comment not a bloody dating site. for goodness sakes!