Apophis;910326 wrote: i have the ability to extricate myself out of tricky situations involving the law. LOL@Apo, care to provide an example?

xabad;910312 wrote: you're extremely impudent and boorish. ru ok mentally? I am having doubts, if you can talk to ladies like that. LOL sxb, do you think these 'ladies' are made of dust or something similar? these are mere words and only words. words don't kill people, guns kill people! perhaps, i should've been bit easier on Reeyo. she's alright, you know.

oba hiloowlow;910315 wrote: I started walking when i was 8 months i started talking earlier than most kids as well. those let's cut corners unuka genes, i reckon.

Reeyo;910278 wrote: I have non. Never have. talentless, hopeless, and useless...three words that best describe your adult life. everybody wants to be special but you've reminded me of the many without a special skill. you might as well shot yourself now and end it all....don't bother waiting for lady luck! LOL

LOL@juxa, if this was a cry for attention to massage your snow-battered ego then that's exactly what you'll get from me. your impressive array of skills are endless and need i remind you of all your self-serving but community orientated efforts. how many people can do what you do? i thought so! i shall hereby declare you on behalf of the committee for recognising specialist skills, you, Juxa Abdishakur Jelani- Abib of North London as a specialist skill holder. congrats! LOL you ought to be reminded of your true value because the self is consumed by its pursuits of the realities of life. this maybe a dark day for you but for me its dark everyday LOL. rarely do i get a bright day because of my self-imposed solitude but that's peripheral to these proceedings and besides the point. what i'm trying to say Juxa is..... there is nothing wrong in being self-obsessed. in many ways its a good boost for your overall self-esteem. Juxa Abdishakur Jelani-Abib, we love you and we are proud of your achievements. yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

central african republic? where the mad emperor bukasa throned himself in the most lavish coronation in the history of mankind. LOL

so...now that you've acknowledged the global injustices that continue to make the world a place of hate, evil and interest. can you see why some people are likely to hate and through the hate develop racist ideologies. and at the same time, you can also see why the other side will hate and develop even more racist ideologies. an eye for an eye, really does make the world blind ma istidhi? if we're blind then we're likely to assume negative views about others as opposed to being open minded and working together to make the world a better place for all. in the somali context, this hate is often assumed to be based on tribal differences but its ALL the workings of outsiders with a vested interests in maintaining the status quo and a few rich influential Somalis, whose job has become to continue to propel the destructive fire that burns our collective will and brotherhood. you're a crap politician XX. stop being a contortionist. you can't be all things to all people. at some stage, you'll need to make a stance and chose your side.

another amazing 'special skill' i posses is memorising every capital city of every country, nation and people around the world. all 258 of them.

xabad;910233 wrote: able to stay without food for six days while functioning. bahasha naaga dee sxb. is that humanly even possible?

so let me get this right....you're saying the world is perfect as it is? and we can all continue to live together in harmony without prejudice? also what do you make of those who oppress others to maintain their domination over the global economy?

that maybe how you see the matter but i beg to differ XX. i see the liberal media has brainwashed you with the politically correct nonsense. the world is full of hate brother and the sooner you realise this, the more you're likely to make peace with it. don't ignore the realities and the injustices all around us.

beautiful stuff. thanks for sharing XX. why didn't you tell me you were recently in Hargeisa?

^ don't moralise the topic inaadeero. perhaps you misunderstood. racism is innate to all humans. we all have our prejudices and bias. its perfectly normal. for example....i hate Somali people but i'm a Somali dee.

interesting question ma istidhi? i'm talking about 'real' skill that has become part and parcel of you. something unique and not many people can do with such easy, you know...like a special skill. LOL Alpha's Skills - ability to sleep for ONLY 4 hrs a night and still get up at 7:00am - ability to deliver outstanding standing-ovation-type speeches - ability to balance a coin on my forehead for 3 mins. might as well make use of it.... - ability to perform exoticism using only holy water and jinn resistant garlic.

Oba, don't change. you're fine the way you are. don't appease others.

xabad, how did you know it was turkey? i bet your geography is impressive.

Nin-Yaaban;910199 wrote: Who knew you had all this wisdom Alpha... . But i do agree with you sxb, the older i get, the more I learn about forgiveness (Cafis, Dulqaad, iyo Samir) for those I think crossed me. It's not easy, but u can't dwell on the past. Big Kudos for the Ayatul Kursi. Nin-Yaban, close personal friend of the highest calibre, ninyahow, aniga iyo Rudy, we put on a crazy online personas but we're actually quite competent in the real world despite the mad and frenzy split personality on SOL....LOL.

The road is long With many a winding turn That leads us to who knows where..... But I'm strong Strong enough to carry him He ain't heavy, he's my brother....... http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=C1KtScrqtbc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen>

blessed, modern day slavery miyaa? the power dynamics are always skewed in favour of the employer. i'm on 7th maid now. i never once asked something difficult of them and yet if they're not wiped and remained of your power and their place in the wider schemes of things, they'll continue to neglect their duties. of course, i didn't dare do such things but i did raise my voice a few times and they shouted back and i voluntarily fell back into my place. at first, i liked the power of managing another human being but it wore off after a while. and yet, a maid will chose me over another woman. women and power are a deadly potent mixture of abuse. women often demonstrate power to its fullest. even, pharaoh's wife exercised her powers against Nabi Yusuf (s.a.w).

oba hiloowlow;909747 wrote: To all the Al Haters and there are plenty of HATERS out there but if someone has done you wrong instead of getting revenge and thinking about the bad things they have done to you, you ought to forget about them as they are your past. if you see them again kill them with kindness.that's Alpha's rule these days. never stoop to their level. thanks for the dedication brother Oba.

MMA, under the guise of this 'quiz', you continue to portray the popular sentiment sweeping everything 'Somalia' these days, but have sensationalised it even further here, by implying fruits NEVER grew in Xamar and its environs. because of this new wave of progress in post-transitional Somalia, i'm assuming they've only started spouting up recently? coincidentally, you're to all intent and purposes, trying to convince us, these newly 'discovered' fruits, still without a name, were out of reach for the average Somali person in those 'trouble years' in pre-transitional 'Somalia' miyaa? did Hassan Sheikh personally plow the fields with his bare hands? or did the minister for agriculture personally supervise the workers in the fields? naga daa inaadeero dee. as far back as 1967, the beero of Jamaame, were open to the general public. the rule of thumb being that you can eat as much as possible whist inside these plentiful beero. you weren't allowed to take large chunks of fruits to sell. a fantastic gesture of human civility, i reckon......

Haatu;909934 wrote: He is busy gathering stories for this year. I heard he is revisiting Fitsum, Sahal and his prostitute wife, Sh Bashiir and others to tell us how life is treating them Last I knew he was in Harar asking about a certain lady called Abyan LOOOL come on that's a little too extreme, don't you think? just because he's not here, doesn't mean you should insult him. waar, isku xishood and respect the brother. Admin please edit these insults.

he's joined the profitable gold trade bandwagon in the DR Congo. i was informed of this just recently.

Captain's log: ''message to self - another day in this hell-hole. must do more to survive. tomorrow is another day. good night''