Alpha Blondy

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  1. <cite> @Alpha Blondy said:</cite> happy birthday Alpha. hope you have a great day filled with excellencies. wishing you many more years of joy and happiness. greatest mabruuks of all time to you. i love you and will be dedicated to you forever. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL classic! you have officially lost it, abti. i'm surprised you even remembered. i didnt received facebook BD messages because i disabled it since im a private person, ma garatay? my family havent called to wish me congratulatory hambalyos too. in fact no-one has expressed any form of regards to me but im not surprised. of course, i would've liked some recognition but im too old for that now. but you have made me happy Alpha because 'you love me and are dedicated to me'......LOOOOOOOOOOL.
  2. happy birthday Alpha. hope you have a great day filled with excellencies. wishing you many more years of joy and happiness. greatest mabruuks of all time to you. i love you and will be dedicated to you forever.
  3. <cite> @thefuturenow said:</cite> kkkk adiga iyo Tallaabo maxaa ninka inku diray. Let the guy have fun with his wifi connection nimanyow. Usheeg these.
  4. <cite> @ismailJabar said:</cite> Sxb alpha been kuuma sheegayo but a lot of his here suspect that you're the product of deportation or a voluntary family decision to relocate you to the motherland undef the auspices of a mental condition. Mind vindicate yourself of these accusations ? it has been said before but i've proven them all wrong. People are just jealous of me.
  5. hi y'all, as if things couldnt get worse. i now have a domestic and a flu. rock bottom.
  6. if what is important cannot be measured, what is measurable must be important, maha?
  7. SHOCKING BEHAVIOUR FROM the Kulmiye Zionist Criminal Regime...... yesterday i went to the second Wadani conference in as many weeks. this week Fatima Said joined, after leaving UCID. this is a great acquisition. it's like Di Maria joining Manchester United oo kale, you know. we were enjoying the speeches when a group of Zionist Kulmiye youth, in the pay of MP Nacnac, started hurdling stones at us. this was crazy. we didnt expect to be attacked in this il yare galbeed neck of the woods. if this was New Hargeisa, we wouldn't tolerate such nonsense. but we did. we were stuck in the compound, we couldn't leave at all. it was terrible. couple of my friends got hurt. we were like political prisoners. Wadani is receiving a lot of attention. it's going to be a deadly force to be reckon with. although, i doubt this was covered in the media. my habar qalooc friend, who is ranked highly within the Wadani power structure, was saying he might be able to get me in there. LOOOOOOOOOOOOL this was when we were attacked.
  8. this man is committing shirk. he's drawing cartoons of the prophet to appease external folks. he should be beheaded.
  9. kulaha ''born and raised in Somaliland......'' makes him seem like an exotic and strange creature.
  10. not surprised by this heinous crime. this is what happens when ethnic Somali women marry none Somali men. quite frankly, any mixing of ethnicities is destructive. how many more Somali women will be killed by none Somali men before this sicken culture comes to an end.
  11. i'm tempted to visit the devastating scene from yesterday. perhaps to report on the deadly consequences and the far reaching impact it's had on local folk.
  12. <cite> @Fayrus said:</cite> Oh my, we had fire in our home in Hargeisa Friday night. I heard the firefighters did good and contained the fire in one room. Allahamduillah, no one was hurt but for second i thought this was about our house. did you rent your house to reer Xamari folks. they're known for causing arson, for something as simple as not changing the light bulbs.
  13. <cite> @nuune said:</cite> Seems like you missed out the Black Friday super deals, abti. haha how do you know i didnt make good deals already. always making assumptions. caadi iska dhig.
  14. its a shame because of this feminist mantra, adovocting girls education and other related mashruucs, our population levels are dwinderling at a faster rate than ever. what we require are procreation centres.
  15. <cite> @burahadeer said:</cite> Alpha. nice cameras everywhere nowadays. atleast he's nothing like the Kulmiye Zionist Criminal Regime. they are stealing hantidi dadka. the entire shabaac area of HAG is being sold to the highest bidder. Qurmiye.
  16. LOOOOOOL you know i love nothing better than being a 'celeb'. my heroic acts today are worthy of mention. my clothes still smell of smoke......but i'll do it again, you know. unfortunately SOL has ben reduced to a boring places thanks to Kenny and his intellecutal acolytes.
  17. reposted from my trolls thread. too good a story not to share. LOOOOOL i was about 25% into a film called The Maze Runner, when i heard some loud noises in the office. it was people running towards a fire. i have never seen such a spectacle. it was an amazing site. the little buul was burning and there was smoke everywhere. luckily a few of us volunteered to put out the fire. we used spades and natural sand. then a few other guys came with fire extinguishers. walahi it was amazing. the bravery and togetherness of the Somaliland people in this national emergency. the govt fire services came much later but were there as ever to save the day. luckily NO one was hurt but the buul was inhabited by Oromos.
  18. <cite> @Alpha Blondy said:</cite> anyone seen the Maze Runner? just started watching it now......... i was about 25% into the film, when i heard some loud noises in the office. it was people running towards a fire. i have never seen such a spectacle. it was an amazing site. the little buul was burning and there was smoke everywhere. luckily a few of us volunteered to put out the fire. we used spades and natural sand. then a few other guys came with fire extinguishers. walahi it was amazing. the bravery and togetherness of the Somaliland people in this national emergency. the govt fire services came much later but were there as ever to save the day.
  19. anyone seen the Maze Runner? just started watching it now.........
  20. <cite> @DoctorKenney said:</cite> Only a complete and utter narcissist like Alpha would have a forum page dedicated solely to him, where he chats nonsense for 834 pages. And this thread has been going on for TWO YEARS. Alpha uses this forum and this particular thread to feed his ego, that's all. I can see right through this character. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL i'm a narcissist. very impressive statement Kenny.
  21. guys, a new idea was suggested to me last night......and now it's taken root in my fikir. what will i do, or for that matter, how will this change proceedings. lots to think about.....
  22. I used to rule the world Seas would rise when I gave the word Now in the morning I sleep alone Sweep the streets I used to own I used to roll the dice Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes Listen as the crowd would sing "Now the old king is dead! Long live the king!" One minute I held the key Next the walls were closed on me And I discovered that my castles stand Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing Roman Cavalry choirs are singing Be my mirror, my sword and shield My missionaries in a foreign field For some reason I can't explain Once you're gone there was never Never an honest word But that was when I ruled the world It was the wicked and wild wind Blew down the doors to let me in Shattered windows and the sound of drums People couldn't believe what I'd become Revolutionaries wait For my head on a silver plate Just a puppet on a lonely string Oh who would ever want to be king? I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing Roman Cavalry choirs are singing Be my mirror, my sword and shield My missionaries in a foreign field For some reason I can't explain I know Saint Peter won't call my name Never an honest word But that was when I ruled the world Woahahahah oh, woahahah oh Woahahahah oh, woahahah oh, Woahahahah I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing Roman Cavalry choirs are singing Be my mirror, my sword and shield My missionaries in a foreign field For some reason I can't explain I know Saint Peter won't call my name Never an honest word But that was when I ruled the world ooooooh ooh oooooh oh ooooooh oh oooooh ooh.
  23. <cite> @D.O.C said:</cite> Oooh this forum has changed so since I logged in last time, fortunately Cantarabaqash still going on strong. Alphy and Co full respect. hi D.O.C, great to hear you're well. hope all is well saxib. last you posted you were in Oman. what's poppin' there, these days?