Apophis;970882 wrote: Everyone knows Zuma. I play chess with him every Tuesday at a local chai club near me Try harder chump :D malaha waxaad moodeysa Caster Semenya. aar waa islaan. :cool:

cambuulo iyo bun;970875 wrote: im starting to think your arguing for the sake of argument balse "if hag giveth, then hag can taketh away" - book of hagiticus [1:21] sidaa ulaa sooco!! :cool: :D loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Cambuulo iyo bun;970872 wrote: saffz lower shabelle (the region) is NOT part of the Jubba's. cafwan. i have done some research and you were right, inaar. congratulations for your information.

faruurow maxaa Jubooyinka ku geeyey? faduul walaaltinimo, ma istidhi ileen dadkaani weey is garanayan. sidi Prof. Ahmed Ismail Samatar ayee ii soo tufeen.

Apophis;970847 wrote: Come on. How long does it take to see “everything" in the one road town known as Hargeisa; I believe this explains the obsession with SOL. i'll concede and reluctantly agree with the latter. balse, i do have a life outside of this site, as much as i'd hate to admit. you wouldn't believe me, if i told you i'm so close to securing recognition for the Somaliland Republic. the entire country is looking towards me as a torchbearer of sorts and it's fate hinges on my shoulders............. or for that matter....something absurd like being close and personal friends with the African Union Chairperson Dr Nkosazana Dlamini Zuma. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

Safferz;970844 wrote: Living in Africa permanently is going to make the place as banal and ordinary as anywhere else in the world, it's nothing like shorter term visits where you're constantly going out and exploring. I'm sure Alpha has seen everything in Hargeisa at this point , maybe it felt more like a vacation when he first moved there but I'm sure it's gotten old by now. ^ this. +1,000,000 4 years is a long time in the abyss. uu sheeg this pseudo qurbo-joogist that Summer Time gets a little boring after 2 years. Apo, what would you i rather do, inaar? i live here, dee.

Cambuulo iyo bun;970851 wrote: Waraaa shabelle aint part of jubboyinka ina lilaaah what are you talking about? :confused: inaar, a HAG supremacist like you.....is very much likely to distort the political reality on the ground. kulaaha Lower Shabelle region is not part of the Jubooyinka. you're burn toast, ma garatay? y'all lost credibility a long time ago.

nuune;970774 wrote: So you met Laangaabkii ehlu naarka ahaa finally, hehe anshaxxumo fooqal dulmi........ waliba aay bahdilaad ku jirto. tasoo ah mid aan loo dhulqaadan karin. mar horeyna waan ku sheegey in aad xad gudubka bulshada joojisid iyo ka hortaga israca shacabka. :mad::mad::mad::mad: my immediate sub-clan, the powerful reer cadawe, is divided into 11 different jilibs. prominent reer cadawians include the governor of Saxiil Region, the State Minister for Internal security, the husband of the newly appointed labour and social affairs minister and at least half a dozen prominent business tycoons. inaar, Alz's reer farax cadawe is 2nd only to the Abdi Cadawe in the pecking order, ma garatay? we are at least 8300 men strong (according to my aqil uncle's 2005 estimates) and if you factor in that OUR women account for at least one and half times the population of the 8300 strong cadawian men......that means reer farax cadawe alone is 20,750 strong. for goodness sakes, my father's father had at least 120 offsprings ee what more proof do you need and he counts 9 times to cadawe. :mad: conservative estimates put cadawians at 93,000+. i reckon it's at least 120,000+. we're laandheerehii uguu weyn amaba ugu muhimsana. this jacbur monkey clan is NOTHING without us, ma garatay?. what is NATO without America, baal ilaah baan kugu dhaarshe?. :cool: p.s -Nuunoooow, inaar, adigoo mudane fadlan cease ALL ferocious attacks against my clan. it could ruin our cordial relations in the medium to the long term. i will not hesitate to report you, sidaana waa laga ficanyahay. waa iga taalo. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Safferz;970832 wrote: Like all good satire, there's a lot of truth in it and I'm afraid I've encountered men who see paying for dinner as a gesture meriting repayment of another kind , which is why I felt it necessary to pay for our dinner. Should I take you up on your offer to join you for a chewing session at Alz', there should be no expectations on your end for anything else inabti, sidaad uu oogtahay waa iska akhiraa mushahar, dee. i didn't have the money to pay for both meals. in hindsight, i was very glad when you insisted on paying, ma garatay? kulaaha.....''there should be no expectations on your end for anything else''. waad caytamaysa now, ma istidhi? anshaxa ha iga jabin. waad ogtahay i will accept nothing less eh. :p LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

hard TUNE from Zamunda y'all. Zamunda goes hard on this track. Jah Bless.

Safferz;970826 wrote: Reminds me of a scene from the Boondocks bal adna, ma istidhi? maxaad ka wada?

Lower Shabelle region

this thread is dedicated to highlighting the beauty of juboonyinka. it's not a political thread so keep the BS out of it, ma garateen.:mad: shores of Ras Kamboni, near kenyan border. :cool:

afur wacan, akhyarta sharafata leh.

Safferz;970759 wrote: lool thank you Maaddeey, but none other than our own Alpha took me to an Ethiopian place in Jigjiga Yar last night for tibs :D He's every bit as funny and intelligent as you'd imagine. i opted for the mixed cocktail injera (vegetarian) and Saffz had the tibs, despite voicing my concerns that Ethiopian hilib is often raw. i offered to pay but she insisted on settling the bill. i didn't resist. ardent feminists like Saffz think there's a hidden obligation behind the so-called ''free lunch''. anyway, i'd like to think we had an awesome time. Saffz is very opinionated, somewhat articulate (she deliberately used vague pseudo-intellectualist terms in our dealings) and was annoyingly argumentative. i couldn't get a word in edgeways, dee. the woman wouldn't let me express myself. I'd definitely see her again.......... if she wants to see the kid again, that is. :D LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

despite it's façades of modernity, there's a serious qalooc in India's ways of doing things. there are 400million Indians living in abject poverty.

turkish/german hip-hop y'all. HARD tune. don't understand a word of it.

6,000, y'all.

Capitan's Log - Ramadan Day 17. less than 4hrs into day 17 and i'm feeling great. this is particularly worthy of mention.......considering the destructive nature of the morning sun, in these climbs. one shall continue to be indoors at least until the harsh rays of the sun, lessens its potential to do damage against my person. the deadly effects of UV (ultra-violet) rays are particularly worrisome for non-natives of this land. alas, if it wasn't for the recent batch of Garnier skin care range, in last month's rations from back home in England, any time spent in the sun and those harmful UV rays will have already penetrated the upper epidermis layer of one's skin. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

good morning from the nation's capital. dhamaan akhyarta sharafta leh waan idin salaamaya iyo umada soomaaliyeed meel kasta ood daafaha dunida ka joogtan. mashallah.

what, if any, islamo-judicial provisions are there for young men forcefully pursued, solicited and systematically seduced by older women, siba kuwa ku magac dheere ee gaaladu uu taqan ''cougars''. our rights have been VIOLATED time and again, yet there is hardly any mention of these endemic human rights abuses and atrocities against humanity. balse, our rights ought to be respected, maha? we are DEMANDING at once to have access to human rights. they must at ONCE stop spoiling our persons with gifts and other such delightful treats including but not limited to: new Samsung S3 Galaxys, notepads, designer clothes, wads of cash and Waterstones corporate gift cards and vouchers. these shameful acts of ''i scratch your back and you scratch my person'' are clearly premeditated and should be PUNISHABLE by stoning or firing squad. :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

Oiler;970687 wrote: I hope that you marry a feminist to "straighten" you out :) as long as she respects my human rights........ especially the sacred values of free speech.

this is clearly western propaganda. in their haste to vilify, they will STOP at nothing and will leave no stone unturned. they are now poisoning the minds of children with 'women's empowerment' and other such fallacies. :mad: although 11 years of age (may need verification), her yuus and qaylo are evidently indicative of someone who's already mentally developed. i'd advise less musasal and less nancy ajram. she's a good looking little girl but her incessant tirades of self-opinionated bile, ruins it for me. i think i'll marry a 6 year old (with the caveat that we'll consummate the marriage on her 18th birthday, in accordance with western marital norms). :cool:

i'm out y'all.

MoonLight1;970644 wrote: “Assist your Muslim brother, whether he be an oppressor or oppressed. "Bu how shall we do it when he is an oppressor?" enquired a companion. Prophet Muhammad replied, "Assisting an oppressor by withholding him from oppression.” Quote from Prophet Muhammad PBUH. is this an authentic hadith? you just don't know these days. what if the oppressor has a legitimate cause to oppress the oppressor that previously oppressed him?