One of the best satires...

[One of the best satires...]

To me it looked amateurish.

[Qaraxi saddexaad oo caawa ka dhacay magaalada Hargeysa muddo todobaad ah]

The forces of evil are trying to destabilize the only functioning true democracy we have. Who is doing this and Why?

 

[Somalis are entering the middle class, but that ugly habit is still their]

Galbeedi, don't listen to the weak excuses. Nobody should develop the horrible habit of being late. Being late all the time is a sign of laziness therefore we should teach our kids to respect and value time regardless of where they live.

 

Congrats on your son's graduation. You are an admiration for many.

[D/Jabuuti Oo Shaacisay that the terrorists who blew up were send by Hargeisa!]

Ok guys, let us for one minute stop with the accusations against Somaliland and congratulate Djibouti for doing what Somalia could not do for years which is to trace the terrorists' movement and activity all the way to the border. I admire them for having the capability to do that.

 

Good on Djibouti.

[Somali Officer: It truly surprised us when we heard that the president has pardoned Abdi, the Somali Custodial Corps chief, who was found to have a connection to al-Shabaab]

DoctorKenney, one bright spot is that our people in Mogadishu are not waiting for Culusow. They are doing their best to rebuild Mogadishu with whatever little resources they have. They are the true heroes.

 

[Somali Officer: It truly surprised us when we heard that the president has pardoned Abdi, the Somali Custodial Corps chief, who was found to have a connection to al-Shabaab]

DoctorKenney, I agree. This is turning into a nightmare. Is there anything this president is good at?

[SL Airways in the making+VIDEO]

I was excited for a minute, but then I realized that this is nothing more than another Juba Airways, Daalo Airlines, etc. In case you forgot, somali businessmen have been investing in air services for decades.

 

Didn't ATA go bankrupt?

 

 

 

[Clannish Siilaanyo names two new districts for his kins]

I know a guy from Ceegaag and he is from Khaatumo clan. The district is not Siilaanyo's clan district.

[Tana inay imaaneyso waa ogaa]

It is a lot of sand to remove. This would need tons and tons of sand to be removed by special trucks designed to suck the sand.

[Safferz, have you landed yet?]

Saffz, what is the Somali population in Addis? Is it big? I would be nice if you could tells us some of the intriguing things you find there. I've never been to Addis, but I heard all adults there take a piss on the roads. Could be Somali propaganda.

 

 

[Xasan Dahir Aweys Speaks]

Odaygan weli ma noolyahay?

[Puntland Government And International Community Conference Concludes]

Has the good academic Mr. A/Weli done anything tangible for Puntland since he came to office? I am afraid not. It is too early to judge A/Weli on few months tenure, but if his adminstration keeps this turtle pace, the people who elected him will lose patience and boot him out prematurely. I am cheering for the guy. He needs to act and he needs to act fast!!!!

 

 

[Silanyo the traitor lies about southern elders]

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[Silanyo the traitor lies about southern elders]

Smartlander, as much as I like Somaliland for personal reasons, the demands you listed are not acceptable to the rest of Somalia. They are not based on a realistic path forward. If the rest of Somalia temporarily accept that kind of distribution, the country will break up again with the rest of Somalia demanding a break from the union. It is a recipe for disaster.

[Safferz, have you landed yet?]

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Hehe, I wish! I'm in Addis Ababa and unfortunately bila internet for the most part, so checking in today from an internet cafe in my neighbourhood, Mekanisa. On the plus side, not having internet means I am going out and talking to people a lot more, so my Amharic has improved quite a bit. What's good, SOL? It's been a busy last few months so I haven't been around so much.

 

lol@Bila Internet. Is that the local ISP?

 

Enjoy your trip girl. I need to try Ethiopian Airlines. Everyone is saying it rocks.

 

[Garoowe State Dinner for Basketball Heroes - Welcome Home ♛ ♛ ♛ ♛ ♛]

This is great. Put sports at the forefront of government agenda to give the youth an alternative to terrorism. My brother used to say "if they are not busy with your program, they are busy with someone else's program".

[Prof Cali Khalif galaydh chased by Somaliland defense forces]

Xaaji, if he is a good man, why is your government trying to humiliate him by chasing him in the bushes?

[Prof Cali Khalif galaydh chased by Somaliland defense forces]

Why doesn't SOL ban this guy? he is spewing whatever nonsense that comes to his mouth with no regard for decorum.

[Prof Cali Khalif galaydh chased by Somaliland defense forces]

^^ loool@kuwa SNM-ta u naageeya. :)

[East & Central Africa Champions Garowe Basketball Team Return Home. PICS]

 

 

Garowe looks like a busy metropolitan. I am impressed.

 

Congrats to the team.

[Prof Cali Khalif galaydh chased by Somaliland defense forces]

It is a possibility that Galaydh orchestrated the chase to wash off the rumor that he secretly works with Somaliland.

 

Siilaanyo would not be that callous to embarrass Galaydh who is sympathetic to Somaliland cause more than any other leader in the Khaatumo circle.

 

 

[Presidents cabdi cawar beats up his deputy, (Frustrations in garowe)]

This kind of rubbish damages credibility of Somaliland as a thriving democracy.

 

[Sangub has a big renewal wedding in Mogadishu]

[The evil coalition of the past and the President.]

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The "mooshin" people have been effectively neutralized.

 

President Culosow isn't going anywhere.

 

Too bad to hear. Either way, Culusoow is wounded.

[Somaliland Picture Thread]

Is May 18 a public holiday in Somaliland? How many days off do government workers get?