^If need be.

Politics section duqa

Shiekh Sharif for Prez!

Originally posted by Valenteenah: Norf , don't fret - it's a good number. Ilaahay ha ku gaadhsiiyo oo hakuu labanlaabo. In good health and spirit, I'A. Amiin dheh. Thanks Val and Amin Amin! Malika, indeed you are as young as you feel. Time to register for my monthly copy of Readers Digest

^She probably means response from the anglo-saxons AND the lack of a response from the Muslim world in general. Looks like they will invade soon. Egypt still has the border closed. Says alot about how complicit they are in the goings on. Sad indeed!

^The response is all coordinated dear. 'World leaders' are instructed as to what to say. Most western leaders are making out that this is indeed a conflict between two sides. Sad events.

I think I can pass for saying '27' for a few more years

Thirties clubka show waa lagu badnaa

^Seen

Originally posted by J.a.c.a.y.l.b.a.r.o: Hadaan midh ka fahmay waxa meeshaa ku qoran ,,,, Badownimadii baa lagaa arkay

LoL Waar odaygu looks 30! ps you KNOW how old your old man is?

^LoL I was recently with a family member who must be in his late 40s. The guy runs ever morning and can easily do half a marathon. The age thing won't bother me for long. It's the possibility of 'slowing down' and not running around chasing a ball as fast as I used to. Will try and delay that for longer. I have a rep (within the family) to protect ninyow.

^The big 3-0 indeed. Not yet though. I'm starting another fitness regime and dreading next month

I had a feeling Fulham would get get something.

1. You leave gigs before the encore to "beat the rush" 2. You own a lawnmower 3. You stop dreaming of becoming a professional footballer and start dreaming of having a son who might instead 4. Before throwing the local paper away, you look through the property section 5. You prefer later with Jools Holland to Top of the Pops 6. All of a sudden, Tony Blair is not 46, he's only 46 7. Before going out anywhere, you ask what the parking is like 8. Flicking through Heat magazine makes you too tired to go out 9. Rather than throw a knackered pair of trainers out, you keep them because they'll be all right for the garden 10. You buy your first ever T-shirt without anything written on it 11. Instead of laughing at the innovations catalogue that falls out of the newspaper, you suddenly see both the benefit and money saving properties of a plastic winter cover for your garden bench and an electronic mole repellent for the lawn. Not to mention the plastic man for the car to deter would be thieves. 12. You start to worry about your parents health. 14. Sure, you have more disposable income, but everything you want to buy costs between £200 and £500 15. You don't get funny looks when you buy a Disney video or a Wallace and Gromit bubble bath, as the sales assistant assumes they are for your child 16. Pop music all starts to sound a bit crap 17. You opt for Pizza Express over Pizza Hut because they don't have any pictures on the menus and anyway, they do a really nice half-bottle of house white 18. You become powerless to resist the lure of self-assembly furniture 19. You always have enough milk in 20. To compensate for the fact that you have little desire to go clubbing, you instead frequent really loud tapas restaurants and franchise pubs with wacky names in the mistaken belief that you have not turned into your parents 21. While flicking through the TV channels, you happen upon C4's Time team with Tony Robinson. You get drawn in. 22. The benefits of a pension scheme become clear. 23. You go out of your way to pick up a colour chart from B&Q 24. You wish you had a shed 25. You have a shed 26. You actually find yourself saying "They don't make 'em like that anymore" and "I remember when there were only 3 TV channels" and "Of course, in my day" 27. Radio 2 play more songs you know than Radio 1 - and Jimmy young has some really interesting guests on, you know 28. Instead of tutting at old people who take ages to get off the bus, you tut at school children whose diction is poor 29. When sitting outside a pub you become envious of their hanging baskets 30. You make an effort to be in and out of the curry house by 11

looool Waar ninka iska daaya lool

The bombings started on Friday and today the Arab League call an 'emergency' meeting for Wednesday! Wednesday!!!! Emergency indeed :rolleyes: A joint statement will be released (on Wednesday). Any takers as to what that statement will be? One guess

^Thats the spirit Alan

^That should have been the half time score. Not gettng ahead of myself here but the perfomances are good to watch.

If Ngonge and Nuune complain about that performance vs Bolton today then I would have to get colourful with my language. LFC did the biz from first minute to last. Insua is our new left back. Better than Aurelio and Dossena put together! Top!

^typo. Now edited. ps the least you can do is wish everyone a happy nayu yearis Nephisa

Originally posted by J.a.c.a.y.l.b.a.r.o: Odayga is leaving ,,,, that is the bottom line ,,, after that he has the choice to either retire or be the Imam in the Garowe mosque ,,, he can even join al-tabliiq .... Neph, Duke will have nothing to post if Yeey does retire (won't believe until I see though)

Apologies to the gunner fans.

So he supports Scum Utd

Sanad wanaagsan IA Tala'al-Badru 'alayna, min thaniyyatil-Wada' wajaba al-shukru 'alayna, ma da'a lillahi da' O the White Moon rose over us From the Valley of Wada' And we owe it to show gratefulness Where the call is to Allah Ayyuha al-mab'uthu fina ji'ta bi-al-amri al-muta' Ji'ta sharrafta al-Madinah marhaban ya khayra da' O you who were raised amongst us coming with a work to be obeyed You have brought to this city nobleness Welcome! best call to God's way Tala'al-Badru 'alayna, min thaniyyatil-Wada' wajaba al-shukru 'alayna, ma da'a lillahi da'