I am proud, innit?

..err 'cos they not sharing their petro-dollars with us?

^^I am not an ex-student and sisters who went there sometime ago say it is good. One of my friends has been asking about Alfajr for sometime now and he hasn't got his act together to go to Egypt yet. If you are in England and also in Egypt, maybe this link: Ibn Jabal would be good enough. They sent me a text message early in the morning today promosing that one could 'learn Classical Arabic in 15 weeks'. Quite a clam, I thought. I went to their website and they seem to be offering different levels of learning. Maybe you should have a look too.

The baby laugh is just amazing. Watched a mouth ago and I had tears on my eyes due to laughter. There is another funy one actually. This one:

I'd like to stick to the Baboons and Dogs, Caano. No insects for me. Oh no.

^^You are being very dismissive brother. Are you more Somali than them to say that Somalis and Somalia doesn't need them? Are you sure that is what you are saying? I know some people who would be furious when they read your 'we don't need you'. 'We' who horta?

Proud, I guess. Now proud seems to have a bit of arrogance in it and I am not that. So maybe you can put that question differently. Like do you consider yourself a Somali?

^Malaha Haneefah waxay kaa sugeysey in aad shafka inta aad garaacdo aad tiraahdid, geesi geesi dhalay baan ahay oo Aar Libaax ah

^Waxaan ku cininba waa la cunaa . So no, meat is not meat. Wixii ilka sare leh ha cunin, inta kalase cun!

^ Lool. Waran Cade waa khatari sana walle. This puts us in the picture, Geeljire, it sure does.

^It is tastier though; it is called BushMeat. Yummy!

^Lol. Dhoodaan's Jacbur was classic and before its time walle . 'Alla hadaan feedh wadnaha kaga dhufan lahaa oo ay dhiigyar butaaci lahayd, booliiskaan...' The man really pictured the current clash between reer miyi and reer magaal. Everytime aan dhagaysto sidaan horey ugu qosley si ka sii daran ayaan u qoslaa. Meesha u ka sheekaynayo shukaansiga inanta reer miyiga ah ee ariga la jirta, ma xasuusataa? Uu leeyahay odeya baakoor wata ma raacdeeyeen . The whole tape is hilarious.

Dog days as pets is over, they keep Hyenas lately ...

Emperor, sorry mate. I thought in one the previous posts in topic or another, someone was not quite happy with your efforts. Marka sxb you haven't made this place the garden of Eden . If that were the case, I wouldn't be drowning according to Val. Haneefah, lol. Haa, balse waxaa ila haboonaatey in aan usoo maal gurto oo anoo boqol halaad wata reerihii dib ugu noqdo, gabadhiina ka doono. Waad ogtahay in nin fara maran gabdhihii la yiqiiney geesinimo uu ku abbaaro uusan marnaba lahayne. Marka ma aanan khafiifin mana aan khalkhalin ee gabdhahan halka jooga iskala kaftan ayaan un isleeyahay . Soo ma aadan garan? Originally posted by Valenteenah: quote: Originally posted by Paragon: ^^ Lool. I have noticed that problem. There is something called 'Kifaax' ama 'Kaftan' we men know of. Waxa iyaga bari waayey garan maayo... LoL, sounds like a drowning man. Ha! Valeey, where would you be when I am drowning then? On the bank of the river waving goodbye? Somehow, I'd imagine you to be standing there offering no hand. But alas, I am not drowning lady, far from it! Waan sabbaynayaa weli inadeer .

^^ Lool. I have noticed that problem. There is something called 'Kifaax' ama 'Kaftan' we men know of. Waxa iyaga bari waayey garan maayo... . Hada waxaaba la leeyahay moonwalk ayaan sameeyey. Mid kalena waxay leedahay buuggaa layga tirtirey! Cajiib, soo ma aha sxb?

Sheekadii ma sidan ayey ku dambeysey? Calaacal iyo u noqon maayo? Alley lehe raggii la hel!

^^Thanks Cambarro. The advice might have been given centuries ago but it is as relevant now as it was then. I think it all comes down to mutual consideration and care for each other as husband and wife. As I believe, every sensible man and women would hold this to be the seed of family success. Except when I am light-heartedly joking with sisters, at other times, I am fully aware of the needs and duties that exist between a husband and a wife. Marka, all I say here is said in a humorous manner and should not be construed as reflective of my true character . You hear that ladies, some sense of humour is needed here . Thank you.

Originally posted by Haneefah: Aggah, oo aragtidu ma shardi baa? Adoon arag miyaadan aamini karin jiridooda? Bas khalas, I shall not spoil it for you (though I suspect few of the sis's have already done so), keep on serenading walal And meey, la jin ma ihi Lol@Aggah. Walee aggahda iyo awoowgaa la janee ayaan aad u aqaan oo waxaan taa ku bartay beelo gob ah oo Eebe dhaqan wanaag ku manneystay. Haneefah, walaaleey, waxa la yiri 'ishu araggeey aamintaa, cagtuna orod'. Marka, aniga lafihii hore ayaan ahay oo waxaan ka haray qowmkii qiimeyn jirey gabdhaha reer miyiga. Wax i tus aan ku aaminee ayuu hadalku iga joogaa. I shall continue serenading then ....mar hadaad tiri la jin ma ahi

Originally posted by Cambarro: Waar yaanan u dhameystirin ragga. Raggu waa rag dee. A very wise advice. Isqabasho wanaagsaneydaa.

^^My horizon goes beyond the bushes and baasaboor .

there only rare guys are like Paragon and Taliban..I wonder whose gonna marry them??...... Ah ah! Aaliyah... remember I no woman is going to marry me. I will marry her. There is a difference. I am not that Westernised you know. And mind you, you shan't worry. Plenty are willing .

^^What boils the blood of these supposedly 'educated' women and makes them insult agreeable women in their respective relationships? Don't tell me they truly and deeply care about the plight of these agreeable women and want to assure that their human rights are upheld! At first, one must be concerned with her/his own affairs and then only worry about others' plight. Why should a woman who can't find a man herself (I am speaking in some specific cases - no generalisation) offer to help another married woman about solving the issues she has with her husband? Ironic, really. On agressive fathers, I think that is not something most people tolerate and I cannot see the point of using them as an example.

^^No, wont be boring Cambaro. The preference here is an agreeable personality. By employing the word 'submissive', one gets the feeling that the one discribed as being submissive is dispised by other women or held in disdain by them. It is this disdain that says alot about many women. Hype. Nothing more.

Cambaro iyo Ibtisam, why should agreeable personality(not submissiveness - you girls are giving it a conotation) be considered bad if both parties involved are happy with it? This says nothing about my preferences but there are many others who would prefer to have agreeable wives. In Somali terms, they are called 'raaliyooyin' who know their duties as wives. This is very good because as of late, there are many young ladies who have little idea what their duties are. The same is the case with younger men of the era too. Nothing against Somali women and their independence!

Originally posted by Cara: quote:Originally posted by Paragon: 1- Ma naag aad adiga qabto ama guursatooo kuu og ninnimadaada, mise; 2- Naag aad iska qabtaan ama is guursataan oo dooneysa talada reerka in aad wada qaybsataan? LOL. Translation: 1. Underage doormat 2. Adult Cara lol. However else one puts it, it seems the only translation you could ever conceive would be the one you have given above. Your words might just come true. Who knows what is awaiting for you. Remember, we experience the world according to how we see it . Beware, don't become a spinster! Hmm..is there something called an over-age doormat horta? Just wondering...