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SuNsHyNe

This one is for the ladies....

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Here you go Girls!

 

Men are like ... Laxatives ...They irritate the shit out of you.

 

Men are like ... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are.

 

 

Men are like ... Vacations ... They never seem to be long enough.

 

Men are like ... Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

 

Men are like ... Blenders . You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

 

 

Men are like . Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, and they usually head

right

for your hips.

 

Men are like ... Coffee ... The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep

you

up all night long.

 

Men are like .... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.

 

Men are like ... Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

 

Men are like ... Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to

mature.

 

Men are like .... Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of

emotion.

 

Men are like ... Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little

while.

 

Men are like ... Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how

many

inches you'll get or how long it will last.

 

Men are like . Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

 

Men are like ... Parking Spots ... All the good ones are taken, the rest

are

handicapped

 

Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any

understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to

know

!!!!!!!!!!

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