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Men's Speech Patterns Broken down for Dummy Xaliimos

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1. "I can't find it"

MEANS: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I am completely clueless.


2. "That's women's work"

MEANS: It's difficult, dirty, and thankless.


3. "Will you marry me?"

MEANS: Both of my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and I love some canjeeros for breakfast.


4. "It's a guy thing."

MEANS: There's no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.


5. "Can I help with dinner?"

MEANS: Why isn't it already on the table?


6. "It would take too long to explain"

MEANS: I have no idea how it works.


7. "I'm getting more exercise lately"

MEANS: The batteries in the remote are dead.


8. "We're going to be late."

MEANS: I have a legitimate reason for driving like a maniac.


9. "Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."

MEANS: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.


10. "That's interesting dear."

MEANS: Are you still talking?


11. "Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love."

MEANS: I forgot our anniversary again.


12. "You expect too much from me."

MEANS: You expect me to stay awake?


13. "It's really a good movie."

MEANS: It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and naked women.


14. "You know how bad my memory is."

MEANS: I remember the words to the theme song of F-Troop, the address of the first girl I kissed, and the vehicle identification number of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday.


15. "I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses."

MEANS: The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe, and was wearing a thong bikini.

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I wonder why Rudy AKA (Rude)is always posting comments on how to disrespect, humiliate, and deomlise women


I wonder if bac-madoow loo soo tuurey,

and now he has a thing against all women

but hey don't forget that hooyo macaan is among us "women"



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