Jacaylbaro Posted April 23, 2008 A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file. The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?" "My wife's." "What happened to her?" The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her." He inquired further, "But, who is in the second hearse?" The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her." A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men. "Can I borrow the dog?" "Get in line." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SCORPION_SISTA Posted April 23, 2008 loooooooooooooooooooooooooool i tell you I miss the old days when divorce was an option Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FatB Posted September 1, 2009 who needs that bloody women thread when u can borrow this dog! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kyz Posted September 5, 2009 very funny indeed, "Can I borrow the dog?, he must be fed up with his wife Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peasant Posted September 12, 2009 useful dog! lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
somalainen Posted September 25, 2009 Good one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
