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Ms DD   

The nice men are ugly.

 

The handsome men are not nice.

 

The handsome and nice men are gay.

 

The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

 

 

The men who are not so handsome but are nice men

have no money.

 

The men who are not so handsome but are nice men

with money think we are only after their money.

 

The handsome men without money are after our money.

 

 

The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat

heterosexual don't think we are beautiful enough.

 

The men who think we are beautiful, that are

heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are

cowards.

 

The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!!

 

The men who never make the first move,

automatically lose interest on us when we take the

initiative.

 

NOW... WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

 

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into

something you'd like to have dinner with.

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Pujah   

Cambaro

 

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into

something you'd like to have dinner with.

:D:D:D

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some 1 is running 4 rudy beating! keep dreaming home-gals... do u know what song i am listening right now........

 

whip that azz!! lol.. u probably will hear it soon in the boonies!

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Ameen   

Assalam alaikum

Cambarro sis, the more you read the theological aspects of men, the more you'll lose yourself lol. I, myself...being the brother I am, can’t possibly speak for any man except myself, so how than can a poem (or a joke lol) generalize man into those categories?

I think, among the problems is women (sisters) nowadays, are more difficult to figure out than...umm...umm...lets say, a Shakespeare riddle from like the 17th century (and those are tough) lol.

And Allah knows best

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