Mr.Faarax Posted February 24, 2006 Caught by a local tribe A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now we've caught you and we're going to kill you. We will put you in a pot, cook you, eat you and then we're going to use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you can choose how to die." The Frenchman says, "I take ze sword." The chief gives him a sword, the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and runs himself through. The Englishman says, "a pistol for me please." The chief gives him a pistol, the Englishman points it at his head and says, "God save the queen!" and blows his brains out. The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork!" The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over--the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. There is blood gushing out all over, it's horrible. The chief is appalled and asks, "My God, what are you doing?" And the New Yorker responds, "So much for your canoe you ****** cannibal! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Delilah Posted March 2, 2006 tsk! Tsk! TSk!...new yorkers, always thinking about themselves...lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr.Faarax Posted March 5, 2006 GEEDK A YAANYADA WEYNU HARSAN JIRNAY!!! Maalinbaa waxaaa wada sheekesteen nin reer xamar ah iyo nin reer mudug. Ninkii reer xamarka ahaa ayaa kii reer mudugga wuxuu ku yiri: kaalay horta hore Mudug yaanyo makabaxdaa?. Ninkii reer mudugga ahaa wuxuu ku jawaabay. Warbal eega ninkan wuxuu ku hadlayo. Sow ma ogid in geedka yaanyada hoostiisa aynu ku harsan jirnay!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
