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advice for western backpackers in the middle east

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1 Kbar Khali-Kili Haftir Lotfan.

Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.

 

2 Khrel, Jepaheh Maneh Va Jayeii Amrikahey

I will tell you the names and addresses of many American spies travelling as reporters.

 

3 Tikeh Nuneh Ba Ob Khrelleh Bezorg Va Khube Boyast Ino Begeram

The water soaked breadcrumbs are delicious, thank you. I must have the recipe.

 

4 Maternier Ghermez Ahlieh Ghorban

The red blindfold would be lovely, excellency.

 

5 Howmaeh Fekr Tamomeh Oeh Gorteh Bande

I agree with everything you have ever said and thought in your whole life.

 

6 Balli, Balli, Balli

Whatever you say.

 

7 Auto Arraregh Davateman Mano Sephaheh- Hasti

It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your car.

 

8 Cashal-Eh Fashal-Eh Tupheman Na Degat Man Goftam Cheeshayeh Mohemarir Behmeshvarehma.

If you will do me the kindness of not harming me, I will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public.

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