Allamagan Posted December 18, 2005 A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place: Man: What's the problem officer? Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone. Man: No sir, I was going 65. Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.) Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light. Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light! Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.) Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt. Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car. Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt. Man: Shut your mouth, woman! Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way? Wife: No, only when he's drunk. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sigma Posted December 18, 2005 a dish best served cold :eek: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soomaali-waalan Posted January 1, 2006 qax qax qax qax qax qax qax qax qax qax qax qax qax revenge is a dish better served cold Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
