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Defense Attorney: What is your age?

 

Little old Woman: I am 86 years old.

 

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you on

the first of April of this year?

 

Little old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on

a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat

down beside me.

 

Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

 

Little old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.

 

Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?

 

Little old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.

 

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?

 

Little old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.

 

Defense Attorney: Why not?

 

Little old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since m! y Abner passed

away some 30 years ago.

 

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

 

Little old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.

 

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?

 

Little old Woman: No, I did not stop him.

 

Defense Attorney: Why not?

 

Little old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and

excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

 

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

 

Little old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just laid down and said

to him..."Take me. young man...Take me!"

 

Defense Attorney: Did he take you?

 

Little old Woman: Hell, no. He just yelled ... "April Fool!" And that's when I

shot the little ******* !

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