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A woman walked into the kitchen and found her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

What r u doing? she asked

Hunting Flies, he replied.

Killed any? she asked.

Yep, three males and two females. he replied.

How can you tell them apart, inquired the wife.

He Responded, 3 were on the COFFEE CUP and 2 were on the PHONE.

 

 

HA HA HA HA

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