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A Woman's Life Cycle

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What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58.

 

68, and 78 ?

 

 

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

 

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

 

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

 

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

 

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

 

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

 

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

 

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who are you???

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Originally posted by checkmate:

 

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who are you???

And where are my damn glasses!!I can never find those bloody things!!What's that honey?I'm wearing them??Are you sure?Oh yeah....i guess I am.....

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