Yoonis_Cadue Posted August 28, 2005 Here are some jokes i found in another somali forum!!! Q. Why don't Ethiopians play hide and seek? A. Cuz' they allways win, no one wants to look for them! Q. Why don't you throw a stone at a Ethiopian riding a bike? A. 90% chance it's yours! Q. What DO you do to a Ethiopian riding a bike? A. Steal it back! Q. Why do Ethiopians by 'beanie babies'? A. Cuz they come with birth certificates! Q. Why isn't there a Ethiopians olymic team? A. Cuz all the people who can run, jump and swim are over here! Q. Why wasn't Jesus born in Ethiopia? A. Couldn't find 3 wise men! Q. Did you here about the Ethiopian house that got hit by a earthquake? A. It did thousands of pounds worth of improvements! Q. Why do birds fly upside down in Ethiopia? A. Cuz there aint nothing worth shiitin' on! Q. What do you say when a T.V. set floats past your front window? A. Drop the T.V. ETHIOPIAN There's an Englishmen an itlian and a ethiopian on a cruise ship (the somalian has snuck on as usual) the italian takes a bite out of a pizza and throws it over board. " why on earth did you do that?" asked the englishmen? " I Havvve lotsa lotsa pizza in my country" replied the italian. "right" replied the englishman. The Ethiopian takes a bite out of a fish and throws it over board. "Why did you do that?" asked the englishmen? "I haf lotsss of feesh in my contrry". I see replied the Englishmen. the italian asked the englishmen what do you have a lot of in your country. "hmmm let me think.......................... ah ha!" He throws the Ethiopian off the boat! Q. What's posotive about Ethiopians? A. H.I.V.! ( Bit harsh) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baluug Posted August 28, 2005 Originally posted by Yoonis: Q. What's positive about Ethiopians? A. H.I.V.! ( Bit harsh) LOOOOOL I'll say that's a bit harsh!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pucca Posted August 29, 2005 :rolleyes: interesting ...the original joke had nothing to do with ethiopians. Q. What do you say when a T.V. set floats past your front window? A. Drop the T.V. ETHIOPIAN if i remember correctly, the answer (original joke) was "drop it nigger". dont let me ruin the joke for you though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
qori xabaalan Posted August 30, 2005 Shame on you brother! It is not funny! These are racist jokes (nigger jokes) from white power sites. you copied and modified them. if I were you I would have it deleted :mad: :mad: I am even ashamed of showing the link where you copied from! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caano Geel Posted August 30, 2005 YO ADMINS ... THIS IS TOO MUCH, SUCH CASUAL RASCISM CANNOT BE TOLLERATED, WE WANT IT REMOVED YOONIS WHAT KINDA FOOL ARE U? U'RE CURSING U'RE SELF AND U'RE PPL. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MR ORGILAQE Posted August 30, 2005 YOOONIS THIS IS CRAP TAKE YOUR RACISM ELSEWHRE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoonis_Cadue Posted August 30, 2005 I appologise if I have caused any controversy but I guess you've to put up with it cause I cannot edit it. I've nothing against the country called Ethiopia because I'm an Ethiopian myself and my whole family is from Ethiopia I just think that people here are too narrow minded because if you look at the "joke" section everything goes you know what I mean? THere are jokes about women being not smart or lacking the ability to think even other "jokes" in here are extremly vulgar. Can I ask you why are you not offended by these jokes? Or is it cause one of you mate's posted it therefore no need to be offended or complain. Grow up people and open your eyes there all kind of jokes in here which I personally find racist, disgusting and vulgar. Thank you!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caano Geel Posted August 30, 2005 Yoonis, i dont have much of sense of humour, and as such i rarely read this section and therefore i'm not offended by other jokes cos i havent seem them and if i had, i would of been equally offended. now dont lets get all huphy, we dont like it cos its offensive and NOT funny. Them is old 'coon jokes, and there is a difference between insightful/poinant and offensive. Sorry mate, but this was just plain offensive.. so please, just remove it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Janna Posted September 3, 2005 Originally posted by Yoonis: Q. What's positive about Ethiopians? A. H.I.V.! ( Bit harsh) Classic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warrior of Light Posted September 6, 2005 Sorry, Im one of those who didnt find it funny. Disrespectful is the word. :confused: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
