What makes life 100%?

[Final_Say]

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math's that might prove helpful.

 

What makes life 100%?

 

If:

 

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

 

is represented as:

 

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

 

Then:

 

H A R D W O R K

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

 

K N O W L E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

 

But,

 

A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

 

And,

 

B U L L S H I T

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

 

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, and bullshit will put you over the top.

 

But, look how far *** kissing will take you.

 

A S S K I S S I N G

1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118% U should think about it take a second.....thats it!

[Jacpher]

Funny. No wonder lots of people choose ***kissing than hardwork and attitude. They must have figured it out a long time ago.

[Final_Say]

^^^loool