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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.

I looked in my pockets and I realized I had left my wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back


The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt."

Therefore, I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair she said, "That silver

hair on your chest is proof enough for me", and she processed my Social Security


When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security


She said, Rolling Eyes "You should have dropped your pants... you might have gotten disability,


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thats funny lool.... i guess the diablity check must have gone to the unsuspecting officer who's been blinded by the looks of that ugly "fish" after she dropped down her knickers lol

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