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19 things to do in a public bathroom

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1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your

neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

 

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence

with a bodily function noise

 

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

 

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"

 

6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

 

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a

cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh

relaxingly.

 

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

 

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

 

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it

erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while

yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

 

11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"

 

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of

toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor.

Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?

 

13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!

 

14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

 

15. Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small.

Now what am I gonna do?"

 

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and oven again on your

butt cheeks

 

17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your

"Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to

the adjacent stall.

 

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it

so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

 

19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing

"Born Free."

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