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Leaving the poker party late, as usual, two friends compared notes.

 

"I can never fool my wife." the first complained. "I turn off the car's engine and coast into the garage, take off my shoes, sneak upstairs, and undress in the bathroom.

 

But she always wakes up and yells at me for being out so late and leaving her alone."

 

"You got the wrong technique my friend." his buddy replied. "I roar into the garage, slam the door, stomp up the steps, rub my hand on her a$$ and say 'How about a little ?'

 

She always pretends to be asleep!!!"

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